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I was just on a train reading the Republic and a black man next to me asked me, "Are you an intellectual?" I said, "No, not really." and he replied, "That's why you read Plato."
How am I to respond to that?

>> No.9979610

>>9979601

Morpheus.. easy on the dialectic

>> No.9979613

>reading middle school stuff as an adult on the train

>> No.9979614

we wuz filosphur kangz n sheeet

>> No.9979617
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9979617

eh kid
this is no mommy holding your hand world
this is

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>>9979601
HUE

>> No.9979748

>>9979707
Parmenides is rough

>> No.9980186

Wish I saved this, but does anyone have that greentext story from the black guy's perspective?

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>>9980186
Bump for interest

>> No.9980239

If you have to ask, you don't deserve to know

>> No.9980296

>>9979601
Wow way to fuck up the interchange.
>"Are you an intellectual?"
>I said "Whereof one cannot speak, thereof one must be silent"

>> No.9980314

one of my favorite /lit/ pastas

>> No.9980317

>>9979601
>>9980228
How can white boys even hope to complete?
Not only do black men have superior strength and sexual prowess, but they are also the intellectual superior of every other race on the planet. Start with the Greeks, you say? Remember, white boy, the Greeks started with the Africans.

>> No.9980327

>>9979601
Maybe because you emanate pretense, attention-seeker.

>> No.9980333

>>9980317
How does one classify a troll like this?

>> No.9980338

>>9980317
Ancient Greeks didn't even knew Africa existed.

>> No.9980352

>>9980338
Who taught you that? A white man, am I right?

Supposing it is true (which it isn't), it would just mean that the Greeks were stupid and had no understanding of geography or any of the things that Africans had discovered millenia before them. Either way you lose, I'm afraid.

>> No.9980401

>>9980352
>Greeks were stupid and had no understanding of geography or any of the things that Africans had discovered millenia before them.
>millenia before them

Greeks lived before Jesus, so if Africans did anything "millenia" (as in plural, itherwise you would've said " a millenia") before them they would still be monkeys. You just said Africans and monkeys are the same. Check mate'd yourself, mate.

>> No.9980732

>>9980401
The singular of millennia is millennium but a good try nonetheless anon.

>> No.9981125

>>9979617
.

>> No.9981219

>>9980338
Libya.

>> No.9981293

>>9979613
pfft, I read The Republic in elementary school. What kind of ghetto upbringing did you have where you read it in middle school, anon? Are you poor or something?

>> No.9981298

>>9979707
This can't be a coincidence. Do you think there are 2 pretentious black people who don't respect Plato? Or is this the same guy? Or maybe all black people hate Plato...

>> No.9981448

>>9979617
fug

>> No.9981454

>>9981298
They must be jealous of his BHC, Big Hellenic Cock.

>> No.9981512

>>9980338
please read Herodotus
everyone should read Herodotus

>> No.9981538

>>9979617
Faggot

>> No.9981564

>>9980338
>Ancient Greeks didn't even knew Africa existed.

>> No.9982395

>>9980401
Anatomically modern homo sapiens have existed for at least 200 000 years, a millennium is only a thousand years, so millenia before is generally within that 200kya time frame

Nice bait though, got me

>> No.9982416

>>9982395
>Anatomically modern homo sapiens have existed for at least 200 000 years
What the actual fuck. But those are all estimations, it is impossible to know this for sure. Just assumptions.

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>>9979613
It's shopped. pic related is the original.

>> No.9982460

>>9979617

>> No.9982838

>>9981293
>not reading plato in kindergarden
god this board really is full of plebs

>> No.9983051

>>9982416
>just assumptions
>what are fossils

>> No.9983054

>>9979610

Kek

>> No.9983063

>>9983051
>we have found this fossil and with our extremely limited perception and reliability knowledge, we can savely assume that it is exactly 195,000 years old.

>> No.9983072

>>9980338
>this is what white people actually believe

>> No.9983082

>>9980338
you shouldn't have posted this, man

>> No.9983087

>>9979617
asshole

>> No.9983105

>>9982838
My uncle had a really strange gf while i was a small/pre-school child, she would teach me plato, and about the atom and shit. Only remember some of the images she put in my head, not the details.

>> No.9983123

>>9980401
Black supremacy advocacy is the easiest, most lowest-common-denominator form of trolling that exists on this site and you still fell for it. Get out of my sight, you shame me.

>> No.9983159

>>9983063
>what is carbon dating

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>>9982455
Here's another good shop

>> No.9983365

>>9979617
Delet

>> No.9984151

>>9983105
nice. assuming you read plato later in your life, did you remember anything?

>> No.9984180

>>9979601
>>9980228

Is dual-book-wielding subway niggas a fresh hot meme I'm unaware of?

>> No.9984185

>>9983171

lol, someone needs to do one with The Bell Curve

>> No.9984194

>>9979617

my mom's dead jokes on you

>> No.9984218

>>9979601
I saw this pasta 3 times in my check-every-few-days /lit/ career.

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>>9979601
>>9979707

Calm down. The black man himself has addressed this issue right here on this very forum. It was all seemingly just a misunderstanding.

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>>9984180

Please god let it be

>> No.9984483

>>9979617

>> No.9984497

>>9979601
ask him what he meant by that and ask for examples of "intellectual" literature by his standards

>> No.9984524

>>9979617

Quads

>> No.9984605

>>9979617

Why when i have an entire folder of immunity doggos do I still feel the need to reply to this shitsucker

>> No.9984635

>>9979617
no chances

>> No.9984692

Anyone got the Pale Fire one?

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Found the Pale Fire shop

>> No.9984847

>>9979617
I'd really like to know the origin of these pics

>> No.9984855

>>9980338
Bait?

>> No.9984862

>>9979617
Fuck

>> No.9984917

>>9979617
Pls no

>> No.9984947

>>9979617
lad...

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>>9979617

>> No.9985357

>>9980338
Either bait or /pol/ has sunk to a new low.

>> No.9985358

>>9979617
no

>> No.9985828

>>9979617
Fuck you, Cooper.

>> No.9986026

>>9980317
literally laughed out loud

>> No.9986441

>>9979617
MOMMY DON'T GO!

>> No.9987057

>>9981512
This will also show that the Greeks themselves 'began' with the Egyptians, who thought them dirt in pre-Hellenistic times, and Egypt=Africa..

>> No.9987068

>>9979601
Fake and gay

>> No.9987218

>>9979617
wow

>> No.9987444

>>9984185
And mein kampf

>> No.9987505

I remember this being posted here years ago

>> No.9987568

>>9979617
mem