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>get home from boring job
>eat junk food for the first time in over two weeks and tell myself it's one last binge before I give up coffee within the next few days
>junk food didn't even make me feel better (a good sign)
>now sitting on my own in a London flat as world's biggest party takes place and I'm too much of an ugly subhuman to have friends or attention from women ever
>will sit at home and read great expectations from 9 pm to 1 am and find it boring and try to convince myself that it makes me more patrician than normies
>will hopefully have my last coffee tomorrow

>> No.9968269

Drink coffee and read this http://www.ccru.net/swarm1/1_melt.htm

At least it'll be interesting.

>> No.9968276

>>9968088
does that mean women are more generous towards less attractive males?

>> No.9968289

>>9968276
Its more women are full of shit and don't actually follow their own bloated """standards"""

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9968328

>>9968088
You realize this is not r9k, right? No wonder women don't like you, no self control and can't even post your pathetic thread on the correct board. JFC how sad.

Sage

>> No.9968474

>>9968088
so it's better to be an ugly man than an ugly woman?

>> No.9968497

Reading high school lit for a perceived sense of intellectual status rather than pleasure makes you stupid, not patrician

>> No.9968844

Why would you stop drinking coffee?

>> No.9968853

>>9968844
>>9968269


I'm not OP (thank God) but cutting caffeine out of my diet has really improved my life for the better. I sleep a lot more soundly and am more level-headed. Granted, not everyone has sleep and nerve problems but if you do it's worth a shot!

>> No.9969985

IF you're that Notting hill guy, you are the biggest fucking coward. My sister is there with her Stacey friends telling me heaps about it. If you can't socialise with the people there or muster up courage to even go try...Legit consider suicide before you post another faggot thread about this again.

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9969989

You keep coming here. We don't want you. Why haven't you killed yourself yet?

>> No.9969993

>>9968088
Why hopefully.

If you want to stop drinking coffee just stop. Are you a human or an animal?

Control yourself nigger. Self control is the only thing that makes you human.

>> No.9970010

>>9968853
I drink coffee every now and then. Effects I've noticed:

>faster heart rate
>significantly more irritable
>increased paranoia
>'bad thoughts'
>gummy mucous
>fidgeting, can't hold still

>sharper intellect for ~2-4 hours (only if coffee is used sparingly ~once a week or less - too often and you end up being awful all the time and coffee just brings you to normal for a couple hours when you do drink it)

I like to mix my coffee with almond milk and cinnamon and it tastes pretty good, but I honestly don't like the effects caffeine has on my body and avoid it for this reason.

4/10 drug would not recommend.

>> No.9970052

You're the pov of my book.

>> No.9970149

>>9970052
what's it about?

>> No.9970186

explains why no one messages me