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995945 No.995945 [Reply] [Original]

>my face when this board is full of pseudo-intellectual faggots from Idaho who are boring as hell and think this shit is actual entertaining and makes them look cool

>> No.995947

Idaho?

>> No.995948

>implying people from Idaho are awake at 5 am.

This is Aussie and Europe hour friend! We're free of Americunts for a while! And still the board is shit.

>> No.995949

I'M READING A SCANNER DARKLY AND I'M NOT FROM IDAHO.

NOT MANY AUSTRALIANS READ, HENCE WHY THE BOARD IS QUITE DEAD.

>> No.995951

I am an Americunt and I am awake at 5 AM

>> No.995954

i am an ausfag and this is the only good board on this site

>> No.995955

>>995948
it's only like 3 in idaho right now, bro.

>> No.995957

Brit here, it's 10am.

>> No.995961

>>995955
I'm not from your potato and corn state, sorry. They all seem the same to me anyway.

>> No.995968

>>995961
I'm not from Idaho either, but I do have a vague knowledge on how timezones work.

>> No.995971

>>995968
Too bad I don't give enough of a shit about the worst states to look up their timezone. Why don't they link themselves to California or New York or some other state people care about?

>> No.995973

>>995971
You could just know something about geography, and maybe know that Idaho isn't on the east coast.
Also, apparently half of Idaho is PST, so it's only 2 for some of them.

>> No.995975

I'm from London.
I get laid more than you.
Fuck off.

>> No.995978

>>995975
I, FOR ONE, PREFER A GOOD HAND-JOB WITH SOME ORAL SERVICE OVER FUCKING.

>> No.995979

I'm in Illinois. I don't want to be in Illinois, but I am. I also don't base my opinions of a person's intelligence on where they live, because that would be downright nutty.

>> No.995982

>>995973
Most Americans can't locate Iraq, Afghanistan, Spain, France, Germany, Switzerland, or South Korea on a map.

I don't feel bad not knowing where Idaho, a middling, good-for-nothing American state, is located.

>> No.995984

>>995954
/tg/ can be cool too sometimes, if you're into that sort of thing.

>> No.995987

>>995978
There is an 85% chance you're gay and don't know it yet.

>> No.995988

>>995979

You know what, you're awesome. Most people do judge where other people come from. It's fucking ridiculous, but they do.

>> No.995989

>>995982
>Most Americans can't locate Iraq, Afghanistan, Spain, France, Germany, Switzerland, or South Korea on a map.
citation needed, bro.
But I do share your sentiments on Idaho, although I do love potatoes.

>> No.995991

>>995978
I would gladly forgo sex for a month for one good, solid blowjob. I haven't had one for about 5 years now. I keep dating the wrong kind of girls or something. Goddamn damaged goods.

>> No.995993

>>995987
GAY PEOPLE HAVE SEX TOO. HURR DURR

>> No.995999

>>995949
I have read that Australians purchase more books per capita than any other country.

>> No.996006

>>995999
DOESN'T MEAN WE'RE LITERATE. WE ARE FAR FROM IT, BELIEVE ME.

>> No.996005

>>995989
Remember that beauty pageant contestant who was asked why 1/5 of Americans can't even locate their own country on a map?

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996007

>>995945
I'm high on morphine right now so fuck you.

>> No.996008

>>996005
Please don't judge us by our beauty pageant contestants, broski.

>> No.996009

>>995982

Amerifag here. I will vouch for you that Idaho, along with Texas, Arizona, and Alabama, are pretty worthless states. You don't have to generalize us like that, though.

>> No.996010

>>995999
You're an illiterate from a country full of illiterates, so you probably misread.

>> No.996019

>>996010
OUR COUNTRY ONLY HAS 21-22 MILLION PEOPLE, WITH ALMOST ALL OF THE POPULATION BEING MIDDLE CLASS. ONE MUST FACTOR THESE IN FIRST!

>> No.996021

>>996008
Ok that is pretty unfair. Plus I can't find the reference to whatever study the question she was asked was referencing so can't really back up my "American suck at geography" statement. Sorry, Ameridudes.

>> No.996022

OH, AND I READ A COUPLE ARTICLES STATING HOW WELL CHILDREN'S BOOKS ARE GOING IN TERMS OF SALES HERE IN AUS, BUT WHEN IT COMES DOWN TO ADULT FICTION, IT'S A NIGHTMARE!

>> No.996025

>>996021
Thank you for apologizing for your generalizations, broseph.

>> No.996032

>>996025
No problem brobi won kanobi. Glad we could all stay civil.

>> No.996052

>>996021
No worries, my friend. If you've seen any bit of the Tea Party over here, I can see where you'd get the idea that we're all ignorant, incompetent retards.

>> No.996064

>>996052
Every country has it's morons. You have a fuckhuge country so there are a lot of them. Proportionally it's probably all the same.

>> No.996068

>>996064
I WOULDN'T SAY THAT...

>> No.996070

>>996068
shut up, caps guy. we have the same amount of retards per capita as any first world nation

>> No.996100

>>996070
>>ASSUMING I WAS REFERRING TO AUSTRALIA.

>> No.996102

>>996100
I was actually assuming that you were referring to the US.

>> No.996117

>>996064

Speaking of morons, way to use an apostrophe in a possessive its. Ass.

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>>996117
Oops

>> No.996119

>>996117
Why would you say that 30 minutes after that post.
it's not even constructive criticism.
it's just being a jerk

>> No.996125

>>996119

It's the mother-fucking epitome of constructive criticism, you silly tool. Also, you take on someone acting as a grammar Nazi and yet you fail to utilize proper capitalization; you have made yourself a target.

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996132

csb
post your face when you realise this board is actually full of b/tards pretending to be academic and intelligent....

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>>996125
Nazis, dude, we're dealing with Nazis.

>> No.996135

>>996125
oh god I'm a target for some guy who feels like correcting me.