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https://www.instagram.com/collin_andrew_yost/

>> No.9958424

the male rupi kaur

>> No.9958427

>/lit/ bitches about /pol/ all day
>most misogynist board on the chinz
causes consideration

>> No.9958431

>>9958418
poetry is dead, completely.

>> No.9958433

I guess bad jokes make good poetry

>> No.9958439

>>9958431
I never liked poetry

How do I start liking it?

>> No.9958441

>>9958418
>getting mad at someone because of what happened in a dream

Nobody actually does this

>> No.9958444

>>9958441
I'm pretty sure I had a gf that did this. Teenagers are dumb people my man

>> No.9958453

>>9958441
my ex got made at me cause i cheated in her dream. she got mad at me because my SIM cheated on her in game. shes fucking nuts and no longer my gf.

>> No.9958463

You shoot me in a dream you better wake up and apologize

>> No.9958479

>>9958441
literally happened to me last week... My GF got mad at me bc I cheated on her with her coworker right in front of her in a dream... was grumpy with me the entire week because of it

>> No.9958487

>>9958427
hey fuck you. we shit on every single writer in existence. does it hurt your feelings that we shit on women authors too? go fuck yourself.

>> No.9958511

>>9958418

I had a dream once like that, but the other woman was just my wife again, from early in our relationship
For me I liked how it showed I literally wouldn't even dream of being with someone else
My wife didn't like the dream though
And imagine my surprise when she ended up cheating on me irl with someone who definitely wasn't me but who definitely was much younger
So for my own reasons I'm finding OP pic pretty fucking interesting right now

>> No.9958513

>>9958427
did you read the poem at all? the joke is that it's really bad and anyone who makes a sexist argument like that is stupid

>> No.9959639

>>9958511
I'm sorry anon

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>>9958511
People go on about how degrading cuckoldry is, but I always find shit like this worse.

>> No.9959685

>>9958441
My teenage self got pissed at my ex girlfriend because she sucked a big black dick that grew out of her vagina.

>> No.9959695 [DELETED] 

>>9958427
If you don't look down on women, then you're not a patrician.

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>>9958427

>> No.9959737 [DELETED] 

>>9958427
the difference is that women are actually inferior

>> No.9960326 [DELETED] 

>>9958427
mythsogyny doesn't exist. it's a conspiracy theory invented by babies who want to pretend they're oppressed

>> No.9961342

>>9958441
Nope. Girlfriend got mad at me for a dream once.

>> No.9962649

>>9958439
listen to rap music

>> No.9962740

>>9958439
just read the whole book until it makes sense , and get yourself out of your comfort zone

>> No.9962882

>>9962649
do not ever listen to rap """"music""""

>> No.9962924

I feel that you can impress people on instagram by writing literally anything with a typewriter.
It helps if you commodify it with something like cigarettes or sunglasses or booze too.

>> No.9962931

>>9958418
>forcing the meme

>> No.9962940

>>9962924
your right,
this shit belongs to a caption of a funny picture with the 9gag logo on it and a black outlined white text

>> No.9962961

>>9958427
that is a brazen lie, that claim either belongs to us pollacks or the robots

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9962985

>Optimistic Nihilist

>> No.9962996

>>9959695
at this point all the memes and levels of irony are just noise to me, i gloss over the word patrician like the words "same t b h"

>> No.9963001

>>9958439
read some yeats, eliot, whitman and wordsworth, if you don't like any of them, then you will never like poetry

>> No.9963403

>>9958427
You don't have to be /pol/ to realize its true

>> No.9963418

>>9958439
C H A R L E S B A U D E L A I R E

>> No.9963425

>>9958463
Just rewatched Reservoir Dogs yesterday

>> No.9963430

>>9959685
Did she exist?

>> No.9963438

>>9958441
Happened to me. She was upset for the rest of the day and kept saying, "But you DID it.".

It's, unfortunately, not that uncommon.

>> No.9963442

>>9958427
>shitposting about women writers means you agree with the retards from /pol/
>"but but, look at this MS paint jpg about black people"

>> No.9963446

>>9958441
https://www.reddit.com/r/reactiongifs/comments/6pvozi/mrw_my_gf_finally_admits_after_30_minutes_of/

Read the comments too, many people admit to the same thing happening.

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>>9958418
That bitch needs a good beating.

>> No.9963460

>>9958418
#poetsofinstagram #poetrycommunity #prose #poetry #quotes #writing #instagood #typewriter #wordporn #poem #poetic #writingcommunity #pdx #portland #bookstagram #book #bymepoetry #writersofinstagram #writersofig #instagood #instagram #poetryflow #spilledink #love #art #globalwordsmiths #instapoet #livebywords #igers #losangeles #newyork

>> No.9963470

>>9962882
>>9962649
Its called hip-hop

>> No.9963494

>>9958431
>>9958433
Its not Milton, but its still a work of art on its on.

>> No.9963503

>>9958427
Its board culture

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>>9958441
yes, they are that stupid

>> No.9964370

>>9958441
my girlfriend had a dream i cheated on her in front of her, she wasn't mad
what does it mean???

>> No.9964385

>>9962924
Spot on.

>> No.9964648

>>9958418
Why do I hate this guys writing so much, lit? It just makes me want to vomit for some reason. It just seems devoid of value, purely masturbatory.

>> No.9964670

>>9964648
because he just writes what 'passionate' teen girls want to have written about themselves. they want to throw tantrums and be worshipped.

>> No.9964684

>>9964670
I fucking knew it seemed familiar. It's the kind of trash my high school girlfriend used to write and I pretended to like because she had such a fragile ego about it.

>> No.9964691

She keeps comparing me to a dwarf.
What the fuck?

>> No.9964696

>>9958463

*Pew*

>> No.9964699

>>9959685

Was that before or after the abortion?

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9964724

>mfw he wrote a novel and it has bad reviews on amazon

>> No.9964874

I don't think it's that bad. I wouldn't call it poetry, though. Remove ending, change a few words, put inside a novel and in context it might be pretty cool.

But maybe I just like it because it doesn't say "so that I wouldn't have coffee for me", therefore it's kinda making you think a bit. 4/10 good effort.

>> No.9964884

>>9958418
this is some numale faggotry

guarantee whoever wrote this lets his gf peg him

>> No.9965050

>>9964874
>I don't think it's that bad. I wouldn't call it poetry, though. Remove ending, change a few words, put inside a novel and in context it might be pretty cool.
Wow. So he wrote sentences.

>> No.9965051

do u think if i dig through the philip morris quarterly report i can find how much they spent on this crap?

>> No.9965063

>>9958418
I've looked at the Instagram, this doesn't even deserve to be talked about. I thought there could be some discussion as to whether his work is good or bad, but there's nothing to comment on. Nothing of what he does is poetry. There's just nothing there, not even anything to be angry about. It's like if I say "here's a poem" then present you a chair.

>> No.9965073

>>9964884

BIG MAN

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>> No.9965078

>>9965051

genuinely interested desu

>> No.9965083

Rupi Kaur (male)

>> No.9965131

>>9965063
But anon, he put cigarettes on the paper!

>> No.9965165

>>9965050
Doesn't everyone?

>> No.9965215

Just beat your woman harder, and fuck her more often.

>> No.9965224

>>9959727
Retrochecked

>> No.9965258

>>9963418
>Charles Baudelaire
The only correct answer.

>> No.9965298

I swear I've read this exact same shit or some incredibly close variation of at least five times before.