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9948292 No.9948292 [Reply] [Original]

>reading on the toilet
Is there anything more natural, more humble?

>> No.9948297

>>9948292
Disgusting.
Also
>spending more than a maximum of two minutes on the toilet

Vile

>> No.9948298

Reading during sex

>> No.9948300

No, but sadly, you're going to get really bad roids by age 30

Shitting toilet style is not even that good an idea in the first place because of this, but when you sit there and read for 20 minutes, you really exacerbate the problem of shunting your anus out through your asshole.

>> No.9948301

>>9948292
No, since going to the bathroom takes like 20 seconds if you're pissing and maybe 3 minutes if you're shitting. It's completely retarded to read there.

>> No.9948307

Reading while taking a shower

>> No.9948308

>>9948298
>reading during cunnilingus
Is there anything more wholesome, more pornographic on youtube?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQuT-Xfyk3o

>> No.9948309
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9948309

If it wasn't for the toilet, there would be no books

>> No.9948310

I keep a separate Kindle out there for that. I read a couple pages every time I go.
Read all of Moby Dick on the can.

>> No.9948314

>>9948300
No he's not, you idiot.
You don't magically develop hemorrhoids and prolapses from sitting on a toilet instead of a chair.
You get them from STRAINING on the toilet, not from sitting there reading a book.

>> No.9948318

>>9948314
So taking your time and reading a book actually prevents hemorrhoids?

>> No.9948360

>>9948318
Shitting when you need to instead of forcing it does. If taking a shit is a battle for you you need to take a look at your diet and drug use.

>> No.9948371

When I was around 13 years old my mother attended parents' evening at school and the teacher I had a crush on asked if I read much at home and my mom said "you read on the toilet don't you, he's in there for hours sometimes!". It really embarrassed me and all I could was mumble and blush. Those hours spent reading Harry Potter etc on the toilet were, however, among the best moments in an otherwise shitty childhood.

>> No.9948383

>>9948300
It's true about the toilet style being unhealthy. India ironically has the best stance for shitting, which is to squat and squeeze. For the sake of aesthetics and decorum however I refuse to do that, though as a consequence I have a pretty bad haemorroid at the age of 24. I mean it's big, and what's worse is that whenever I strain while defecating it sort of inflates to the point where it looks like a bubble of purply red shit is hanging out of my ass. Probably the size of a gobstopper which has been licked a bunch of times then abandoned. My father took a look and recommended I tie a rubber band around it a couple of times so that it loses circulation and "drops off" as he said, but that doesn't seem like a normal procedure in this case. Either way I now have to hold that sucker to the side while taking a number two. My girlfriend luckily is very submissive and enjoys being treated like trash so she doesn't mind it and has a huge thing for eating out a guy's (mine and also her various ex's) shitoris. But no, not good to sit that way while defecating. My stomach is also traumatized as a result.

>> No.9948522

>>9948292
Bugs... you should eat something

>> No.9948531

>>9948308
i wishi could please a woman like that

>> No.9948541

>>9948292
bugs...lay on the carrots

>> No.9948559

>>9948292
Bugs..hard on the carrots
storrac eht no drah..sguB

>> No.9948585

>reading while walking down the street

>> No.9948594

>>9948531
It's all acting, she's a pornstar for a reason

>> No.9948598

>>9948594
what about the other eleven videos, are they acted too?

>> No.9948696

>>9948292
i'm a fast pooper

no time to read while TCB

>> No.9948865

bugs needs more fiber in his life

>> No.9949131

Damn Bugs looks like that?

>> No.9949147

>>9949131
he's a dead meme

>> No.9949159

what is this fucking bugs meme
it's really bugging me desu

>> No.9949170

>>9948383

...Is this kino?

>> No.9949177

>>9948297
>>9948301
>>9948696
>t. anons that don't wipe properly and walk around with poo in their bums all day

>> No.9949193

>>9948531
Just don't go too hard with the tongue, and be sure to pull back the hood gently. Surround the clitoris with your lips in the shape of a tight-o, really, and suck or lick. I also pretend to write out the alphabet because it gives variance whilst I can put my mind on something else.

Unless, of course, you're an incel.