Eros & The Cone

[Anonymous No.9926577]

Express your long-kept erotic desire for traffic cones.

[Anonymous No.9926585]

I saw an episode of Jerry Springer where some fat bitch married a traffic cone when I was a kid.

[Anonymous No.9926608]

>>9926585
No, no, not explain it. Express it.

Tell me what you like about them. The smooth texture, the PVC smell, the glamorous shine. Tell me what you'd like to do with a traffic cone, if you both were alone in the house.

[Anonymous No.9926638]

>>9926608
I don't really like them. I am somewhere between indifferent to them and I hate them.

[Anonymous No.9926656]

>>9926638
WHAT?? How could you ever NOT like traffic cones?

They're the trusty guardians of our streets. They keep people safe, be it rain, snow or thunder. They never tire, they're fighters. For our safety!

[Anonymous No.9926661]

>>9926656
>tfw no traffic cone bf

[Anonymous No.9926670]

>>9926656
They're authoritarian and oppressive.

[Anonymous No.9926673]

>>9926670
They only want what's best for you.

[Anonymous No.9926685]

>>9926673
But they're so fucking showy about it. Like, I get it. There you are. Dick.

[Anonymous No.9926690]

fucking phallocentric bullshit go back to /pol/ you misogynist scum

[Anonymous No.9926702]

I can see it now. He's there, standing tall proud and erect, awash in the amber glow of the city's night. I blush at the thought of being alone with the likes of such a silent protector. A being whose sole purpose is to guard the realms of men and traffic alike. He asks for no thanks, he receives no reward. A humble hero, with dimensions that would brazenly fill and stretch any hole of love I should desire to fill (like my asshole).

[Anonymous No.9926720]

>>9926702
That's exactly what I want. Pour your hearts out.

[Anonymous No.9927874]

>>9926577
there's a whole bunch of pics i could post in this thread, but i'd get banned.