/lit/ humour

[Anonymous No.9913506]

ITT

[Anonymous No.9913578]

[Anonymous No.9913591]

>>9913578
nice

[Anonymous No.9913599]

Whoever wrote that didn't get the meme. It's not
Virgin bad Chad good, Chad is the opposite of the Virgin taken to natural extremes. If the Virgin sits quietly, Chad will never stop making a sound for hours etc. It's a really simple meme and it's obviously frustrating that people don't get it.

[Anonymous No.9913612]

>>9913599
All comparasion based memes eventually break down into good bad dichotomy with all the human and cleverness taken it.

It's the nature of exposing it the herd for too long.

[Anonymous No.9913618]

>>9913506
Pleb here. Who's the chad?

[Anonymous No.9913708]

>>9913599
>>9913612
I'm happy that there are other autistic people like me who understand that every meme has a kernel of conceptual unity, and that it's a tragedy to watch its determinate manifestations stray farther and farther from the initial kernel in the hands of the normie mob.

[Anonymous No.9913728]

[Anonymous No.9913736]

>>9913728
> would get laid all the time were there such a thing as a sexual relation

Kek'd. Zizek made that joke as well, clearly a Chad.

[Anonymous No.9914093]

>>9913618
I was wondering that myself.

[Anonymous No.9914095]

>>9913618
>>9914093
Nabokov

[Anonymous No.9914127]

[Anonymous No.9914146]

https://media.giphy.com/media/wZHqL4NlsfNKM/giphy.gif

I don't know what this means but it made me laugh

[Anonymous No.9914148]

best shit r9k meme scientists have come up with in a while

[Anonymous No.9914174]

>>9914146
>I don't know what this means

[Anonymous No.9914176]

>>9914127
> Anally dominates the weak
maximum kek

[Anonymous No.9914642]

>>9913506

You guys got anything better? No?

I'll send you the bill.

[Anonymous No.9914699]

[Anonymous No.9914763]

>>9914127
>anally dominates the weak

Can I put this on my resume?

[Anonymous No.9914796]

Can someone post the religious version? That zealot chad is really inspiring

[Anonymous No.9914799]

>>9914699
This shit aint funny

[Anonymous No.9914828]

Someone do virgin gaddis vs chad pynchon

[Anonymous No.9914952]

Thread died because /lit/ can't into humour

[Anonymous No.9915077]

>>/lit/thread/S1006865

[Anonymous No.9915097]

[Anonymous No.9915108]

[Anonymous No.9915109]

BUGS

[Anonymous No.9915144]

>>9913506
Muh prose.

[Anonymous No.9915268]

>>9915097
bugs...

[Anonymous No.9915398]

[Anonymous No.9915413]

>>9914127
nice

[Anonymous No.9915421]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjNhTzcizb8

[Anonymous No.9915477]

[Anonymous No.9915514]

[Anonymous No.9915520]

[Anonymous No.9915557]

>>9915477
This made me chuckle

[Anonymous No.9916118]

>>9915398
that font makes the meme unreadable

[Anonymous No.9916439]

>>9915514
I never understood why Bloom wrote a fantasy novel of all things. I remember him saying that he wasn't very fond of fantasy books in an interview.

[Anonymous No.9916457]

>>9914699
>but xO could be even worse than life! WTF!

legitimately kekked

this is great

[Anonymous No.9916476]

>>9915097
he's getting bigger..

[Anonymous No.9916506]

"""humour"""

[Anonymous No.9916512]

[Anonymous No.9916524]

>>9913736
clearly

[Anonymous No.9917443]

>>9916439
He must have liked A Voyage to Arcturus or he wouldn't have written a fanfic of it.

[Anonymous No.9917464]

>>9915097
bugs.. easy on the carrots

[Anonymous No.9917801]

>>9913708
google "ironic subversion chart" and do some research on that, I can tell you'll be interested

[Anonymous No.9917995]

>>9915108
pretty sure athena is described as eagle-eyed

[Anonymous No.9918049]

>>9913578
kek

[Anonymous No.9918062]

What's some good Alt-Left literature?

[Anonymous No.9918063]

>>9917995
γλαυkῶπις (Athena's epithet) means something like "bright-eyed" or "grey-eyed"

[Anonymous No.9918372]

>>9914699
It took me a while to figure out they were writing to be or not to be. I forgot to read the stupid mobile phone title that says Hamlet.

[Anonymous No.9918543]

[Anonymous No.9918551]

[Anonymous No.9918569]

[Anonymous No.9918611]

>>9918372
2b/-2b=?

[Anonymous No.9918624]

>>9914828
This please

[Anonymous No.9918635]

>>9915477
Beautiful

[Anonymous No.9918649]

>>9914699
I'm slightly triggered

[Anonymous No.9918891]

I hate myself for posting this.

It's Sylvia Plath by the way.

[Anonymous No.9918909]

[Anonymous No.9918918]

[Anonymous No.9918921]

>>9914699
>I'd have no more squirt or heart

[Anonymous No.9918926]

[Anonymous No.9918934]

>>9918926
My friend and I have regularly referenced this for the past four years

[Anonymous No.9918935]

[Anonymous No.9918937]

[Anonymous No.9918942]

[Anonymous No.9918956]

>>9918942
this isn't funny at all

[Anonymous No.9918965]

[Anonymous No.9918990]

>>9918918
kek

[Anonymous No.9918998]

>>9918926
Lmfao I hadn't read this in years. Thanks m8

[Anonymous No.9919034]

>>9913578
BORGESSSSSSSSS

[Anonymous No.9919038]

[Anonymous No.9919047]

>>9913506
>lepidopterology
Truly the chad's hobby

[Anonymous No.9919048]

[Anonymous No.9919056]

[Anonymous No.9919058]

>>9919047
Jünger... easy on the bugs.

[Anonymous No.9919061]

>>9919056

>you spent time making this

[Anonymous No.9919090]

>>9919056
>Plato
>Fiction

[Anonymous No.9919097]

>>9918926
>61%
Everytime. Though it really wasn't a bad summary.

[Anonymous No.9919099]

>>9919090
>Atlantis being the size of Asia
>Fiction

[Anonymous No.9919112]

[Anonymous No.9919124]

>>9919099
Sounds like you need to open your pineal gland

[Anonymous No.9919137]

>>9918926
That TA clearly wanted Mr. Freeman's dick

[Anonymous No.9919140]

>>9919099
It's a parable for the struggle of landpower versus seapower applied to a Grecian context. Athens is a stand-in for the Greek seafaring civilization and Atlantis is a stand-in for the Persian conquerors.

[Anonymous No.9919144]

>>9919140
A parable is fiction you faggot

[Anonymous No.9919156]

[Anonymous No.9919158]

>>9919056
:(

[Anonymous No.9919161]

>>9919099
>He thinks Atlantis isn't real
Blue pilled as fuck

[Anonymous No.9919172]

[Anonymous No.9919177]

[Anonymous No.9919183]

>>9919056
>>9919056
The cute thing about this is the creator's belief that non-fiction is frightening or corrosive. It's like when you see metal listeners claim their music is too "hard" for people. What they have in common is their susceptibility to their Id's value placed on simple power systems and "le brutal truth" (the recent sociological phenomenon which has caused Game of Thrones and its derivatives). No, people read the right because the left comes across as laughably boring and unnecessary.

[Anonymous No.9919196]

[Anonymous No.9919203]

>>/lit/thread/3642888
Lads, remember this?

[Anonymous No.9919204]

[Anonymous No.9919220]

>>9919204
still funny

[Anonymous No.9919236]

[Anonymous No.9919327]

>>9919203
No, but it was fun to read it for the first time.
Thanks for sharing.

[Anonymous No.9919331]

>>9917995
lol you read a shit translation (not lattimore)

[Anonymous No.9919619]

>>9918918
>Do Androids Dream of Electric Dick
ftfy

[Anonymous No.9919654]

>>9918926
>page is to big

[Anonymous No.9919815]

>>9914127
Great!

[Anonymous No.9919821]

>>9919203

JAHOOKIE

[Anonymous No.9919822]

>>9915108
It is true... Athene is truly best goddess....

[Anonymous No.9920017]

>>9918918
They do in my Japanese manga!

[Anonymous No.9920505]

>>9915108
>α
lul

[Anonymous No.9920521]

>>9918942
lmfao

[Anonymous No.9920546]

>>9915097
STOP EATING THEM CARROTS!

[Anonymous No.9920746]

[Anonymous No.9920750]

[Anonymous No.9920755]

[Anonymous No.9920757]

[Anonymous No.9920758]

[Anonymous No.9920761]

>>9920746

You yell "Aquital!" at the top of your lungs, and if any of the jurors say yes, pull the lever. It only takes 1, remember.

[Anonymous No.9920764]

[Anonymous No.9920769]

[Anonymous No.9920777]

>>9919204
>snorting cryptically

forget gold, this is platinum

[Anonymous No.9920805]

>>9919204
this kills me everytime

[Anonymous No.9920807]

[Anonymous No.9920813]

[Anonymous No.9920840]

>>9919196
Fuckin' kek

[Anonymous No.9920910]

>>9919203
This is the best thread I've ever seen

[Anonymous No.9920918]

>>9920757
What's this?

[Anonymous No.9920922]

>>9920769

[Anonymous No.9921024]

>>9918891

why are photos of this even in public circulation?

nice feet tho

[Anonymous No.9921041]

>>9919203
>>9920910

That spineless worm Matt got absolutely crushed in that thread.
>i still fucked your girlfriend
>Not by her standards lol
Fawkin brutal.

[Anonymous No.9921066]

>>9913708
I like to be a little verbose to give flavour to my comments but his just seems like straight up purple posting. You don't need to try so hard, less is more.

[Anonymous No.9921233]

>>9919203
Fuck Matt. Impotent beta trying to make himself feel better by trying to hurt somebody else.

Everybody sees though his shit though. I hope he gets speared by an African.

[Anonymous No.9921375]

>>9919058
I'll give that one. That was pretty chuckly

[Anonymous No.9922175]

>>9915097
WOULD YOU LET A FAT NIBBA
PHUCCCCCCCCCCCCCC

[Anonymous No.9922353]

>>9920807
Even with this meme, it's impossible to not make Marcus look like the apex male.

[Anonymous No.9922373]

>>9920807
>Augustus and """""""Caesar"""""""

[Anonymous No.9922437]

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[Anonymous No.9923669]

>>9915477
>actually put lose yourself instrumental to read this

kekd

[Anonymous No.9924685]

[Anonymous No.9924693]

[Anonymous No.9924731]

>>9924693
Good one. In a while, we will be able to assemble a Chad history of the world.

[Anonymous No.9924798]

>>9913728
>in alone in a corner
Confirmed all these comics written by methanphetamine.

[Anonymous No.9924938]

>>9914127
Sartre?

[Anonymous No.9924985]

>>9914699
Lost at
>#thestruggleisreal
>yfw if hamlet was real and alive today he might actually post this

[Anonymous No.9924997]

>>9919058
Have a (you)

[Anonymous No.9925021]

>>9920750
Lost at tampons, pads and ironclads

[Anonymous No.9925030]

>>9924685
>I feel that feel sometimes

[Anonymous No.9925155]

A modernist protestant evangelical pastor-professor and contraceptives advocate was teaching a class on Martin Luther, known heretic. ”Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Luther and accept that the five solas are divine commandments, even greater than the 255 Dogmas!”

At this moment, a brave, traditionalist, monarchist Catholic soldier of Christ who had said over 15,000 Rosaries and understood the necessity of Apostolic Succession and supported all the dogmatic pronouncements of the ecumenical councils and the Supreme Pontiff stood up and held a Bible.
”Who wrote this book, pinhead?”
The arrogant pastor smirked quite heretically and smugly replied “God did, you statue-worshipping papist.”
”Wrong. The Sacred Authors, under the inspiration of the Holy Ghost, dictated Holy Writ from their own historical perspectives and Mother Church collected these books under the direction of that same Holy Ghost. If sola scriptura, as you say, is true, then the Bible entered the world ex-nihilo (which means ‘from nothing’ for you non-Latin casuals), which is what the infidel Muslims say about their stupid Koran.”

The pastor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of Your Best Life Now: 7 Steps to Living at Your Full Potential by Joel Osteen. He stormed out of the room crying those apostate modernist tears. The same tears modernists cry for the “Jews” (who today live in such luxury that they’re allowed to practice usury). There is no doubt that at this point our professor, Martin Jack “Chick” Calvin, wished he had read more of the Church Fathers and classical biblical exegesis. He so wished he had a tradition of apologetics to rebut the Catholic student with, but he had declared all tradition fallible and man-made!
The students applauded and all registered for RCIA that day and accepted the Pope as the legitimate successor of Saint Peter. An eagle named “Doctrine” flew into the room and perched atop the Papal States flag and
shed a tear on the chalk. The Oath Against Modernism was read several times, and Cardinal Raymond Leo Burke showed up and celebrated the Extraordinary Form of the Mass.
The pastor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He converted to Catholicism and received Last Rites as he died of embarrassment, and was tossed into purgatory until such time as his soul was clean of sin.

[Anonymous No.9925180]

>>9925155
Rosaries are so gay

[Anonymous No.9925182]

>>9925155
pretty rare

[Anonymous No.9925353]

>>9925155
And not even a sensible chuckle was uttered that day.

[Anonymous No.9925437]

>>9921024
>>nice feet tho
Mass genocide of footfags when?

[Anonymous No.9925587]

>>9919058
Heh

[Anonymous No.9925617]

>>9925437
You'll never catch me
take the giantess fetishists instead, I'm all for a minor nuclear holocaust

[Anonymous No.9925650]

[Anonymous No.9925717]

>>9918926

[Anonymous No.9925728]

>>9925650
>no bulge
cmon son

[Anonymous No.9925757]

>>9918543
anyone have the version of this with sasha grey?

[soma No.9925820]

>>9918926
the video where he goes on for about 10 minutes about how he made this and how important it is for him to take credit for this ruined it for me

["Anonymous" No.9926125]

>>9925650
>Isn't even exactly sure what history is
Perfect.

[Anonymous No.9926138]

[Anonymous No.9926294]

[Anonymous No.9926300]

[Anonymous No.9926323]

If anyone has that picture of DFW as a fleshlight I would be most grateful.

[Anonymous No.9926639]

>>9924938
Derrida

[Anonymous No.9926643]

>>9924938
>>9926639
it's lacan

[Anonymous No.9926666]

>>9918049
Oh shit I made this meme

[Anonymous No.9926687]

>>9926666

[Anonymous No.9926691]

>>9924731
History is the biography of the Eternal Chad acting through time.

[Anonymous No.9926746]

>>9914127
I was about to say Peterson then I saw title

Thanks for good meme, here's your (you)

[Anonymous No.9926764]

>>9913578
underrated

[Anonymous No.9926767]

>>9926643
I'm pretty sure it's Rousseau actually

[Anonymous No.9926776]

>>9915514
this is pretty funny

[Anonymous No.9926778]

>>9918049
>>9926666
Author's name is supposed to be in all caps you fuck

[Anonymous No.9926800]

>>9926778
Blame the image generator

[Anonymous No.9926801]

>>9921066
When I see rubies, I can't help but lick and gnaw them purple.

[Anonymous No.9926909]

>>9914127
lol, automatically read the "hard to understand" line in his faggot bitch ass voice

[Anonymous No.9926948]

>>9918569
so sick of cunts writing in overly verbose fake old english to be funny when they write pretend ancient greek quotes for memes, literally no good translations are written like that

[Anonymous No.9926949]

>>9926909
Is this real or am I getting trolled. I cannot even tell anymore in the age of fanfiction

[Anonymous No.9926987]

>>9915097
easy

[Anonymous No.9926995]

>>9926949
it's too geniously badly written to be genuine

[Anonymous No.9927036]

[Anonymous No.9927042]

>>9926948
>I only play Pharaoh (1999)
Why do I always laugh at this

[Anonymous No.9927055]

>>9926643
>>9926639
>>9924938
It's Focault you fucking faggots stop memeing me

[Anonymous No.9927074]

>>9927042
Possibly the best sentence /lit/has produced.

[Anonymous No.9927088]

>>9927055
I'm pretty sure it's Camus

[Anonymous No.9927196]

>>9919156
tfw actually got triggered when I read the "upper class white kids" line

[Anonymous No.9927252]

>>9918926

This brings me back

["Anonymous" No.9927580]

>>9926909
>Torolf entered her lie she was the lottery.
Fugg.

So is erotica some sort of money laundering scheme? How can people read this, let alone buy it?

[Anonymous No.9927630]

>>9927088
No it's Althusser

[Anonymous No.9927869]

>>9927196
All university professors need to hang from trees.

[Anonymous No.9927909]

>>9919204
top shelf

[Anonymous No.9927921]

>>9927196
I'm pretty sure this story didn't actually happen

[Anonymous No.9928069]

>>9926323

[Anonymous No.9928079]

>>9926948

Phenomenology is becoming extremely relevant. This guy's problem was getting caught up with Husserl. Seriously, just bullshit into some AI thinktank.

[Anonymous No.9928089]

>>9926909

>clunge
>pecker

jej
those terms should be in bio textbooks

[Anonymous No.9928114]

>>9927036
I read this and slipped into a horrific self realization that I've had similar thoughts and i actually hate my mother

[Anonymous No.9928384]

>>9919203
Oh lord, I had forgotten about this. Thanks for finding this
>JAHOOKIE

[Anonymous No.9928398]

>>9920758
facebook faggot

[Anonymous No.9928507]

>>9918942
>removus me poopus
also fuck harry potter

[Anonymous No.9928522]

[Anonymous No.9928533]

So, do you guys just talk to yourselves now? I mean, what's going on for the spans of hours that I'm not paying attention? You do know I don't read shit you've posted right? Do you get paid to do this? Lol what the fuck is the point if the odds of me seeing some shit are extremely slim? I just don't get it.

[Anonymous No.9928755]

[Anonymous No.9928822]

>>9927580


You guys do realize that this shit is satire right? It even implies that on the cover.

[Anonymous No.9928888]

>>9928755
5/7 perfect
What did I just read?

[Anonymous No.9928912]

[Anonymous No.9929200]

>>9928912

[Anonymous No.9929250]

>>9928755
kek

[Anonymous No.9929259]

>>9915514
I don't get it, I laughed but I don't get it.

[Anonymous No.9929264]

>>9929259
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=harold+bloom+no+discernible+talent

[Anonymous No.9929276]

>>9918942

fuckin literal pantshitters

[Anonymous No.9929364]

>>9926948

His greatest flaw was not playing Caesar III (1998).

[Anonymous No.9929421]

>>9913578
I don't understand.

[Anonymous No.9929459]

>>9926909
>dick Parkinson's
>that last sentence
Suffering from a malfunctioning pacemaker here.

[Anonymous No.9929467]

>>9929421
Jesus fucking christ

[Anonymous No.9929507]

>>9929467
>huuur duuur he doesn't understand, what a pathetic piece of shit

Don't be a cunt and explain, damnit

(not even him, it's probably the first and last time I browse /lit/)

[Anonymous No.9929522]

>>9929507
I'm sure he can google Pierre Menard, read the fucking SHORT story and get the meme. That way it will actually satisfactory. There's no point in just explaining the joke.

[Anonymous No.9929556]

>>9929507
>last time
good

[Anonymous No.9929599]

>>9929556
Yes, good.

Is /lit/ full of people like you?

[Anonymous No.9929628]

>>9929599
>>9929507
Good riddance pleb

[Anonymous No.9929632]

>>9929507
go away while you still have your mental sanity

[Anonymous No.9929651]

>>9927630
> not recognizing Deleuze

[Anonymous No.9929669]

>>9914699
The fall of western civilization

[Anonymous No.9929737]

>>9929651
all this is a joke right? it's obviously Irigaray

[Anonymous No.9929749]

>>9918891
SYLIVIIAAAAAAAAA
GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF THE OVEN

[Anonymous No.9930178]

>>9919156
this is pretty good

[Anonymous No.9930180]

>>9919196
>every other word is a spelling error
what did Gmail mean by this?

[Anonymous No.9930195]

>>9930180
Probably a non-anglophone sender.
I am French and this kind of stuff sometimes happen.

[Anonymous No.9930269]

>>9919196
>>9930180
could be swedish if the spellchecker ignores all contractions

[Anonymous No.9930371]

>>9915520

Lost. No idea who Woods is, but nothing can make you hate a person more on an intellectual level than reading them. I would do this to the Transcendentalists if I could save up enough spit.

[Anonymous No.9930482]

>>9916506
Post something funny

[Anonymous No.9931666]

>>9925650
>Other leftists fear and loathe him
This describes me. I've also never been to a political event for non-educational reasons; that is to say, I went to an #Occupy encampment in 2012 when some classmates and I went up to New Hampshire to observe the presidential primaries for extra credit in our AP Government class.

[Anonymous No.9931677]

>>9920805
>Those feet
Absolutely disgusting. Delete this.

[Anonymous No.9931692]

>>9915398
>Jean VirJean
>Chadvert

I'm already giggling like a retarded person and that's all I've read

[Anonymous No.9931704]

>>9930371
any more kekgaard memes?

[Anonymous No.9931776]

>>9915097
This nigga fucked up.

[Anonymous No.9932095]

>>9915097
cue a bunch of dorks trying to be funny
...oh wait

[Anonymous No.9932108]

>>9931776
see the problem with the african american vernacular use of "to be" or lack there of is that some information is lost. is this poster saying that the nigga in question currently is fucked up? that the nigga has fucked up in the past? that someone else fucked the nigga up? there's just too much ambiguity

[Anonymous No.9932129]

>>9913599 who fucking cares?
>>9913708 nice pseud-cabulary

[Anonymous No.9932153]

>>9927036
>mfw I start argreeing with this insightful critique but then suddenly becomes horrified that is all just a rant about the anon's mom

[Anonymous No.9932338]

>>9913578
>>9929421
>>9929522

>enter thread
>don't understand joke
>google Pierre Menard
>read short story
>come back to thread
>look at image
>laugh

>realize I just spent 30 minutes researching a /lit/ meme

i should be shot in the back of the head

[Anonymous No.9932345]

>>9932338
>a /lit/ meme
/lit/ memes have transcendant value

[Anonymous No.9932347]

>>9926909

damn i really like the OP image in this image

does anyone have a sauce for it?

[Anonymous No.9932357]

>>9932345

i mean the thing is is that i'm glad i did it because i learned a lot

[Anonymous No.9932378]

>>9915398

>buys his own damn bread

that was what got me

[Anonymous No.9932393]

>>9918935

underrated ITT at least

i was wondering why i recognized it lmao

[Anonymous No.9932408]

>>9919156

i think my favorite thing about /lit/ memes is that 99% of the time it's people mocking things that they like

/lit/ memes are very good-natured and likeable.

[Anonymous No.9932560]

>>9932108
>they won't get the point of this post and nigger babble will continue to spread throughout 4chan

[Anonymous No.9932570]

>>9918942
>removus me poopus
lost it there

[Anonymous No.9932621]

>>9928755

>Phwoa, Melinda. That's the good stuff. That's the stuff that makes me forget about my problems."

This is great if you imagine Charls Carroll delivering that line

[Anonymous No.9932646]

>>9920807
>Caesar

[Anonymous No.9932656]

>>9928522
I can't breathe.

[Anonymous No.9932716]

>>9932621
lel
it does read like something he'd write, he's likely some kind of autist

[Anonymous No.9932743]

>>9932716

him going on about rust and vitamin C in koreatown was great

[Anonymous No.9932747]

>>9932357
That's how it works my friend. Good story, isn't it?

[Anonymous No.9932750]

>>9932747

It was very funny and I learned the word "marmoreal" which means made of or likened to marble.

[Anonymous No.9932970]

>>9913591
Wow that has aged terribly

[Anonymous No.9933045]

[Anonymous No.9933051]

>>9928755
>>9928888

[Anonymous No.9933057]

>>9933051

[Anonymous No.9933060]

>>9933057

[Anonymous No.9933064]

>>9933060

[Anonymous No.9933111]

>>9926909
>fulfilled with sexual fulfillment
>Hilda clutched the bedsheets with lust and ecstasy and her hands
>like a beautiful flower that was opening and somebody was pushing their dick inside it

[Anonymous No.9933493]

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[Anonymous No.9933504]

[Anonymous No.9933505]

[Anonymous No.9933539]

>>9914699
>I'd have no more cummies or broken baboon ass.
???

[Anonymous No.9933591]

>>9913591
>habbin a cuple bares
Lost.

[Anonymous No.9933595]

>>9929737
Maupassant

[Anonymous No.9933604]

>>9930371
I think Stuart Woods is pulp thriller writer, kinda like James Paterson except less of a hack.

[Anonymous No.9933611]

>>9926948
>old english
Fucking pleb, that's early modern english.

[Anonymous No.9933668]

>>9933611
>old English must always mean Old English

[Anonymous No.9933834]

>>9933668
To avoid sounding retarded, yes it ought to.

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>>9933064
These are fantastic.
>it raised some serious cyberquestions in him

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>>9919204
>Opal Deception
HE DIDNT EVEN STEAL THE BEST ONE WHAT THE FUCK HES A MADMAN

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>>9913708
Not wrong at all

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>>9933499
I was actually gonna write something like this. Thanks for ruining my dreams.

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>>9924938
Get out newfag

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anyone got the Lao Tzu Chad?

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>>9915421
lol where the fuck has he been tho?

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>>9932347
Dan McPharlin
http://www.cvltnation.com/post-apocalyptic-psychedelic-art-dan-mcpharlin/

another artist who does sort of similar themes is Zdzisław Beksiński

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>>9926909
>>9914127
what's the origin of the "OMG this to hard" quote did J. Peterson actually say that?

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>>9918063
glaucous, opaque yellowish grey

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>>9919183
10/10 kek'd

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>>9924685
I want to die.

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>>9913578
ffs

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>>9925820
newfag here, whats the backstory?

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>>9932338
ive read the story but i guess im not familiar with the bee movie meme to get it
plz explain

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>>9936337
It's not really about the bee movie, but about the long series of meme videos titled "the bee movie but 'x'". Some of them get faster whenever a carachter says a certain word, so in the end the whole movie is shown in like four minutes at super-high speed, this kind of stuff.

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>>9918543
>i bet they didnt even shoplift them
kek

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>>9934509
I've been thinking of doing one with Jesus and Buddha, does anyone have the template?

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>>9913599
>who fucking cares?
You do.

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>>9926639
Derrida is a dilettante, could never be chad-tier.

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>>9933057
>Pornography leaked out of it like blood.
Unironically 10/10 line, might steal it.

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>>9913599
Ah, but just because it started out that way, doesn't mean it should remain that way. For instance, most of the ones you're talking about were simply terrible, with the most contrived things on the Chad side. Then you had the "Wizard" things, which were equally contrived. The new ones are popular because they are far more flexible and conductive to OC; like any good meme.

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>>9919099
He was describing ancient records. 11 000 years is a long time. Size is often a parable, especially in history, mythology and politics. Sweden faked maps to seem bigger than it was, Kim Jong Il could speak 200 languages etc.

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>>9919220
ah-bloo-bloo

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new Chad meme is far superior to old Chad meme because it glorifies and mystifies things I like

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>>9918062

lmao good one senpai

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>>9936927
>Sweden faked maps to seem bigger than it was
very Freudian given its shape

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>>9919156
In all seriousness though I hope this didn't happen. I don't think it did.

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>>9933045
Kek

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300th post

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>>9927036
See I normally would get defensive when anyone would make any of those statements, but then I just realized her name is Joanne

Fucking talentless cunt.

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>>9936774
You obviously don't understand this meme. The chad is supposed to be the opposite of the virgin taken to a ridiculous extreme. If the virgin is sitting quietly, then the chad is constantly yelling. If the virgin is peeing in a bathroom stall, then the chad is peeing in the street. In your case, if confucius lives in his mom's basement, then laozi goes around destroying every single mother's basement in the country. It isn't supposed to be "virgin = thing I don't like and chad = thing I like". If I wanted to see a "smarter than thou" comic, I'd read Assigned Male.

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>>9933539
>cummies
kek

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>>9937949
I got that stretch my legs reference

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>>9937986
timeless classic

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>>9937986
>this feels like a utopia now

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>>9913506
Is the Virgin supposed to be Dosteyevsky?

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>>9938222
yes

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>>9938030
haha nice

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>>9937725
Anon, I didn't make that comic, otherwise I wouldn't be asking for a template.

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>>9937986
The ride never ends.