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9901249 No.9901249 [Reply] [Original]

Which author has the most ASMR-inducing voice, /lit/?

>> No.9901257

>>9901249
http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLNULVeruwbgI7KCdY_q76tMg_0SghfRzL

objectively correct answer here

>> No.9901299

>(ASMR) Slavoj Zizek Does Your Makeup [ROLEPLAY] (triggers: wet mouth sounds, accent, hand movements)

>> No.9901545

>>9901257
that was pretty good

Anyway I know for sure whose voice it's not
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UbtvWnvbXTE
His cadence is almost annoying enough to make you not like his writing

>> No.9901548

>>9901299
Chuckled

>> No.9902419

Why do people masturbate to this, seems like a violation of innocence imo

>> No.9902427

>>9902419
Like, e.g., wouldn't it bother you to know that when you pet a cat and it starts purring it's actually sexually aroused

>> No.9903935
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9903935

>>9901299
Zizek walks up and sniffs your girl, what do you do?

>> No.9903950
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9903950

>>9901249
BASTERD

>> No.9903975

>>9901299
I bet the freaks who enjoy this stuff would probably like Zizek's sniffing.

>> No.9903990

>>9903950
That's a horrifying picture. He's staring right through you.

>> No.9904003

>>9901249
He's not an author but Norman Rose had a god tier voice.
Ray Bradbury - The October Country Audiobook (read by Norman Rose)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SvTereFV6ZE