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Fenrir Fri Jul 30 08:23:28 2010 No.986218 [Reply] [Original]

Son of a bitch. I can't remember if I read this or not. I remember something about the twins dying and Murtagh fighting Eragon.
What happened in the last part?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 08:38:28 2010 No.986235 >>986218 That WAS the last part.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 08:39:28 2010 No.986236 >I remember >spoilers I have no interest in it, but I hate you for the sake of anyone who does.

>>	Fenrir Fri Jul 30 08:42:28 2010 No.986242 >>986235 >>986236 Well shit. Sorry if anyone read this before they finished. But hey, I saved you reading the rest of it. Amirite?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 08:45:28 2010 No.986247 >He reads Eragon No, seriously OP, those books are terrible.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 08:45:28 2010 No.986248 File: 5 KB, 200x150, 200px-KaneCNC.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>986242 Then they would miss the part where Chris describes an elfs smooth almost-hairless penis in great detail.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 08:49:28 2010 No.986256 >>986247 I read them all, they're not bad. A little simple, maybe a little bit unimaginative I would even go so far as to say poorly paced at times. But terrible? No, as entertaining as any book you would find on my shelf. Inb4 my shelf is pure shit

>>	Fenrir Fri Jul 30 09:28:28 2010 No.986308 >>986247 Everyone has different tastes. Respect that.

Anonymous Fri Jul 30 09:38:28 2010 No.986317

Made up langauges that follow the exact same grammar structure of English and have a dictionary in the back are more than enough to make one grit their teeth. Especially when it's implied that you should go and look everything up every 20 pages or so, even more so when its mostly in translated anyhow!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 09:52:28 2010 No.986353 >>986248 Or you could post that right now.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 10:17:28 2010 No.986386 >>986353 It's hidden somewhere in my house, I have no idea where.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 10:25:28 2010 No.986396 >>986218 Imagine if the image on the cover panned out a bit to reveal a pair of hands wrapped around the rear of the dragon, showing the perspective from someone who is in the process of raping, or perhaps... pleasing the dragon.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 10:42:28 2010 No.986427 >>986396 He doesn't look pleased.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 10:50:28 2010 No.986438 >>986427 Link minds, feel his soul... his memories. Tell him all will be okay. Then sing to him in the ancient language of the mirth the elves once knew. Hey, I could write this book.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 11:24:28 2010 No.986468 It turns out that Murtagh is Eragon's evil brother. I thought it was surprising at the time.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 11:28:28 2010 No.986471 I remember my brother loved the hell out of those books. Better than Twilight, for sure :)

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