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Anonymous Mon Jul 31 17:59:40 2017 No.9832594 [Reply] [Original]

>"Wow anon you Speak like a book"

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 18:01:32 2017 No.9832601 File: 93 KB, 790x1024, 1501372389206.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Actually, i am an unarticulate faggot. I literary speak like a dumb person.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 18:01:32 2017 No.9832600 >>9832594 And you speak like the roastie whore you are REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 18:02:44 2017 No.9832605 Isn't that a line from 'Notes from the Underground'?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 18:03:53 2017 No.9832610 What can i do to be a Roberspierre tier speaker?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 18:03:54 2017 No.9832612 >>9832605 Good catch

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 18:05:03 2017 No.9832615 >>9832605 Yeah. It's also un the picture of Dorian Grey.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 18:05:40 2017 No.9832617 >>9832594 said literally no one ever

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 18:09:11 2017 No.9832629 >>9832610 You mean Robespierre tierre

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 18:11:51 2017 No.9832635 I think you mean like a literary piece of fiction. Not just any book, my dear. The claim that i might speak like a piece of genre fiction trash, even indirectly is insulting. I no longer wish to speak with you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 18:12:11 2017 No.9832637 >>9832594 >you remind me of a character from a book, anon xD

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 18:30:42 2017 No.9832687 >>9832594 >'and you look like a picture, girl. well.. almost. take your clothes off.'

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 18:39:52 2017 No.9832714 >>9832594 Alas, shan't thy be in the kitchen

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 18:43:03 2017 No.9832722 File: 121 KB, 250x418, 1344182006474.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Because I'm mute and we only communicate through a written medium

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 18:43:45 2017 No.9832724 never trust ANYONE who gives you compliments we all know your mother was lying to you all these years

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 18:49:15 2017 No.9832738 >>9832722 i could rape ur mouth and break your fingers and no one would know

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 18:50:16 2017 No.9832740 >>9832724 tru

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 18:51:15 2017 No.9832743 >>9832724 s-so I don't have the biggest dick of any boy she'd seen?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 18:53:04 2017 No.9832751 >>9832724 so my Mom did love me after all and I wasn't a a huge mistake that ruined her life? Great.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 19:25:39 2017 No.9832857 >>9832751 yes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 19:27:11 2017 No.9832861 >>9832610 You have to be born that way

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 19:28:19 2017 No.9832865 Don't you ever feel that you are not saying What you really want to say?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 19:32:15 2017 No.9832882 >>9832738 lewd

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 19:32:49 2017 No.9832887 >>9832861 Sad

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 19:44:31 2017 No.9832940 >>9832605 Hush Liza how can you talk about speaking like a book

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 19:51:40 2017 No.9832961 >>9832940 How did you feel when you realized that being a neckbeard is one of the oldest professions?

Anonymous Mon Jul 31 22:18:45 2017 No.9833412

>>9832861
>implying

Demosthenes apparently sucked cock at public speaking when he was younger (into his 20s at least, I think), but literally stayed up late practicing speeches to himself, and now he's considered one of the greatest orators of all time.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 22:20:45 2017 No.9833418 >>9832601 >unarticulate Yes, you are inarticulate.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 22:34:18 2017 No.9833457 >>9832594 >dating a brain dead roastie No thanks.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 22:39:45 2017 No.9833470 An obsession with romantic comedy;s as a kid growing up is what taught me to smoove move bitches. I honestly sometimes drop a dopey line from some fucking movie when I'm getting a bitch into me. They end up thinking I'm such a romantic. I guess.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 1 00:02:08 2017 No.9833735 >>9832594 >And you speak like whore. Get to suckin, bitch.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 1 06:37:37 2017 No.9834486 Wow anon you speak like a retard That actually happened

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 1 07:02:02 2017 No.9834519 >>9832724 there's some truth to this. this is how women with borderline personality disorder lure you into their trap t. someone with low self esteem easily swayed by compliments like a moth to flame

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 1 07:03:55 2017 No.9834524 File: 2 KB, 123x123, images.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9832601 >>9833418

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 1 07:08:52 2017 No.9834528 >>9832617 Actually I've been told that on like 3 or 4 occasions or so. On several different other occasions I've been told that I have a poetic or archaic manner of speech.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 1 07:14:42 2017 No.9834541 >>9832594 Boring and a waste of time?

Anonymous Tue Aug 1 07:15:07 2017 No.9834542
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People usually just tell me that I speak like a robot.
I mean they aren't wrong but it's a little painful honestly.
Being surrounded by chinese speakers from a young age must have confused my young unformed and thus easy manipulated mind into thinking that I was FOB/ESL.
>tfw have a race traitor mother

>>	Anonymus Tue Aug 1 14:36:04 2017 No.9835947 File: 7 KB, 226x223, images g.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9832637 >..This one from Lotr

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 1 14:37:34 2017 No.9835953 >>9832751 yep. twas mere bants

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 1 14:59:13 2017 No.9836086 >>9832743 Keep going

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 1 15:14:04 2017 No.9836189 >>9834542 Wait is your mom white?

Anonymous Tue Aug 1 16:58:57 2017 No.9836699 [SPOILER]

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>>9832594
say people that only read young adult fiction.

This is part of why with growing up i became more and more silent and drunk at every social event.

>tfw be silent is my only way to be sincere

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 1 17:19:30 2017 No.9836789 >>9832615 I don't remember that

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 1 17:21:36 2017 No.9836798 >>9832724 but my grandma would never lie to me???

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 2 04:34:07 2017 No.9838636 But books can't speak. I checked. They lack vocal cords

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 2 04:36:54 2017 No.9838639 >>9832724 tfw bullied as a kid so now when people compliment me I think they're trying to get my hopes up and mock me anyone else know this feel?

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 2 05:26:07 2017 No.9838684 >>9834528 That's not a positive thing.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 2 06:19:06 2017 No.9838767 >>9832743 ....

Anonymous Wed Aug 2 08:04:54 2017 No.9839022

>>9838639
Had this when I was in college. I had grown so used to the endless abuse I had gotten in school that nearly all of my personal interactions were barbed with viciousness. Somebody would compliment me on my good work or just try to talk to me and, before I had time to think, I'd have responded with some cruel, petty response.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 2 08:30:18 2017 No.9839084 >>9834519 i literally started crying when i read this and think i finally understand what it means to be triggered.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 2 08:39:49 2017 No.9839112 File: 39 KB, 500x400, grossanon.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] "Wow anon, you speak like a nigger."

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 2 08:42:21 2017 No.9839114 >>9832724 I accept compliments but I dont think about it too much. I've had too many personal failures from my own hubris to walk around thinking I'm the shit; only what I actually do matters.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 2 08:42:26 2017 No.9839115 >"Wow anon you spook like a beak"

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 2 09:11:49 2017 No.9839177 >>9839112 wub wub bix nood mufugga.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 2 17:10:06 2017 No.9840862 >>9834524 as if samefag

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