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>reading Homer
>it's another mountain lion analogy

>> No.9824030

>>9824026
does she look Mexican to anyone else?

>> No.9824032

WHY?! WHY MUST YOU TORMENT ME SO WITH THESE JEZEBELS? All I want to do is come here for an asexual experience that will exercise my brain but I am constantly titillated by these vixens with their prodigious hips and provocative figures. Can I never satiate this thirst, will I ever know the touch of a woman and enter between her loins? Will my seed ever drip from her moistened hole?

Life is a constant hell. No wonder I resent women too.

>> No.9824034

>>9824030
Looks Brazilian to me.

>> No.9824039

>>9824034
>>9824030
she looks whie.

>> No.9824045

>>9824026

>not understanding the mountain lion as the primary lens through which to analyze the world

utterly pleb

>> No.9824046
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9824046

>>9824039
ok jamal

>> No.9824047

>>9824039
Half of Brazilians are white-looking.

>> No.9824050

>>9824030
>>9824034
Looks Venezuelan desu

>> No.9824052

>>9824030

She looks like this slightly pudgy jewish chick I used to work with at Braum's who always interrogated me on my masturbation habits and invited me to a shitty halloween party

>> No.9824053

>>9824047
Interesting. All of the Brazilians I've worked with look just like Mexicans, except not overweight

>> No.9824054

>>9824032
I love you.

>> No.9824055

>>9824034

unfortunately not

>> No.9824057

>>9824047
It varies wildly from state to state.

>> No.9824070

>>9824052
why didn't you fug her

>> No.9824073

>>9824054
Seriously, all I want is to hold a delicate heavenly female in my arms. I want her vulnerability to be penetrated by my rock hard erection.

Her squealing my name, "oh Geoffrey!" as I fuck the farts out of her tight little assholes. She continues screaming "Geoffrey, oh Geoffrey! Your cock is so big! Much bigger than my last boyfriend Tyrone."

Post coitus we begin talking about it, "What happened to Tyrone?"
"oh, he just kind of vaporized one day..."

>> No.9824080

>>9824070

she had a numale boyfriend they larped as a married couple with a dog playing the role of their child and it was really unattractive and besides i had really bad oneitis at the time

>> No.9824089

>>9824030
>>9824034
Looks like one of those South Americans who's 3/4 Spanish and 1/4 native

>> No.9824096

>>9824070
Do you fuck every succubus that talks to you?

>> No.9824100
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9824100

>pious Aeneas
jesus christ virgil, we get it!!!!!

>> No.9824110

>>9824096
only ones that ask me about jerking off

>> No.9824116

>>9824110

idk if you are thinking it was sexy or something but it really wasn't.
she cornered me in the booth on my break and asked me if i masturbated and i lied and said no and turned red and then her and another girl laughed at me and basically realized that i'm autistic
it felt more like bullying than a come on

>> No.9824124

>>9824116
what a fucking autist. That's the perfect in. Just reverse the question and ask her if she masturbates

>> No.9824127

>>9824110
That's meaningless, everyone talks about jerking off on a informal setting.

>> No.9824128

>>9824089
castizo is the olden tyme's name for that

>> No.9824368

>>9824045
t. Androcles

>> No.9824377

>>9824080
>larping as a married couple
People actually do this? God I hate numale culture.

>> No.9824427

>>9824026
I knew a pale white girl who looked like this in high school.
She showed me her underwear and almost touched my penis once when she asked, but I told her no.
I'm such a stupid fucking faggot, should kill myself.

>> No.9824649

>>9824032
Is this pasta now? If not, top tier post.

>> No.9824655

>>9824649
you need to go back

>> No.9825851

>>9824026
Source?

>> No.9825854

>reading Dostoyevsky
>another female character falls madly in love with a male character and swears to be his wife because he so much as kissed her or forced her to hold his hand
Seriously what is this stupid shit? People can't really have acted this fucking retarded.

>> No.9825864

>>9824096
As soon as I figure out how to summon one, I'll let you know.

>> No.9825880

>>9824026
What an ugly mutt
Mutts should be the first to go, they're crimes against the intended order of things.

>> No.9825885

>>9825880
I would breed with her.

>> No.9825897

>>9825880
>i'm so racist I've become gay

>> No.9825912

>>9825897

>letting an edgelord goad a reaction out of you

>> No.9825954

>>9825897
Never quote me again, dumbsider.

>> No.9825995

>>9824026
She's quite pneumatic

>> No.9826044

>>9825995
Now if only I knew who she was.

>> No.9826075

>>9826044
Someone who is making happy some guy.

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9826246

>>9826075
>a girl
>making any man happy

>> No.9826274

>>9824032
Why does this remind me of something?

>> No.9827635

>>9826246
Good one.

>> No.9828384

>>9824026
I'd mount her and give her my lion alright.

>> No.9829186

>>9824026
>her face when she sees your cock for the first time

>> No.9829222

>>9829186
I don't think any woman will make that face when she sees your cock.

>> No.9829542

>>9824032
If you have aspirations of becoming a writer, just drop them now and get a real job. Thank me later.

>> No.9830815

>>9824026
Well said, OP. I mean, I love the mountain lion analogies, but fuck there's quite a few of them. Well done, this made me laugh audibly.

>> No.9830829

>>9829222
Don't be too sure; your mum did.

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9831731

>>9824026
>tfw she looks just like this qt I used to know
>tfw haven't seen her in years

>> No.9831774

>>9831731
Thanks for the blog update faggot

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9831880

>>9824026
DON'T FORGET THE BOARS

>> No.9832448

>>9831731
Go to her anon!

>> No.9832465

>>9832448
>some girl he used to know
>interested in him in any way

Women don't like cowards.

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9833472

>>9832465
Good thing none of them ever ran into you.

>> No.9834151

>>9832465
Implying women like anything of merit.

>> No.9834156
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9834156

wew lad I want to be a pretty girl.
Feels bad man.

>> No.9834159

>>9834156
Become trans?

>> No.9834170

>>9834159
He said pretty girl, not hideous abomination that people openly mock

>> No.9834177

>>9834170
Enough surgeries and you can fake it.

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9834191

>>9834159
Maybe I phrased that wrong.
I want to be femininely pretty, I am not female but I feel very jealous of pretty girls.
I want people to get on their knees and worship my face and my body as well as my disdain for them and my impenetrable mind.

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9834199

>reading Gene Wolfe
>the narrator contradicts something he said earlier

>> No.9834206

>>9834177
Not in for the moment
Maybe in the future

>> No.9834244
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9834244

It's another of Nestor's anecdotes about his youth that covers several pages.

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9834290

>reading pynchon,
>it's another nostril licking scene

>> No.9834671

>>9834290
is that Gundogan

>> No.9835312

>>9826246
What is like to be a virgin?

>> No.9835324

>>9835312
It is precisely because one isn't a virgin that he doesn't hold any fantasies that women will change his life for the better by themselves.

>> No.9835327

>>9824080
>they larped as a married couple
Just made me re-contextualize every relationship I've had. Thanks desu

>> No.9835331

>>9835324
>Let I, the virgin, tell you how the world works.
Aha, come on.

>> No.9835454

>>9825880
Are you mad that you're ugly yourself, Mr Purebred?

>> No.9836998

>>9824026
Looks nice.

>> No.9837306

>>9834244
>it's another "where is Achilles when you need him" episode

>> No.9838450

>>9834199
She looks too much like Charls from MDE and it only makes me harder

>> No.9838641

>>9838450
Who?

>> No.9839388

>>9824052
She sounds hot.

>> No.9839399

>>9824026
kids these days don't take mountain lions serious enough anymore

>> No.9839423

>>9835312
what's it like to be dependent on a woman to be happy? kys

>> No.9839695

>>9839423
You are dead inside, stop lying to yourself.

>> No.9840026

>>9824116
You should have filed for sexual harassment, sue her, and live an entire year with that money. If this was a man doing it, boy oh boy.

>> No.9840044

>>9839695
t. woman

>> No.9840079
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9840079

>reading Homer
>it's another mountain lion analogy

>> No.9840227

>>9834671
No, it's Kripp.

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9840512

>>9825854
in Slav land lots of men died out die to wars or drink so their were lots of thirsty ass ladies wanting the D

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9840521

>reading a history book
>"euro-americans" comes up when talking about native born Americans

>> No.9840536

>>9829542
Newfag

>> No.9840538

>>9840521
Women this pretty intimidate the shit out of me.

>> No.9840563

>>9840538
What if she's fixating you like that for more than three seconds and your hands are not holding anything so you become even more visibly nervous. What do you do next?

>> No.9840572

>>9840563
>sorry, I gotta go... do some errands

>> No.9840580

>>9840521
Helplessly avoiding direct eye contact with someone on a mother fucking screen. Just...

>> No.9840584

>>9840538
>that pretty
you must be scared a lot, assuming you're also scared by women more pretty than that

>> No.9840602

>>9840584
It's rare to find blue eyed, fair skinned women here in Brazil, they are all mongrels.

>> No.9840606

>>9840584
I like sheever because she is tall and i am an amazon fetish fag

>> No.9840608

>>9840580
i mean it's pretty weird to be staring straight into the eyes of a gif for an extended period of time so

>> No.9841952

>>9824026
We need more mountain lions to be honest.

>> No.9841960

>when Odysseus meets Nausicaa

Literally the only one.

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9842787

>>9824030

she's just a white girl with dark eyes.

pic related is what the average mexican woman looks like fyi

>>9824026
>muh repetition

It was intended to be recited by memory to an audience, not read. The repetition is a means toward this end

>> No.9842851

>>9824026
Looks like a moroccan man

>> No.9844148

>>9842851
Sure it does, get your eyes checked buddy.

>> No.9844155

>>9842787
The richer areas in latin anerica, the whiter they become

>> No.9844180

>>9844155
Brazilian here, can confirm

>> No.9845039

>>9844180
Eww Brazil

>> No.9845054

>>9845039
they have the best trannies

>> No.9845059

>>9845039
Yeah, most women here are butterface mongrels.

>> No.9845077

>>9845054
Please leave degenerate.

>> No.9845746

>>9841960
every 2 pages in the superior epic

>> No.9846217

>>9824026
Fuck that girl is so qt

>> No.9846607

>>9824073
She probably appreciates bombs not interrupting sex any more too

>> No.9846638

>Reading the Illiad
>Some hero slaughters 10 soldiers
>Homer proceeds to mention them all by name, tell me about their lives and how their families will never see them coming home from the war

>> No.9848491

>>9846217
Agreed.

>> No.9848575

>>9824116
>and said no
things like this, son. remember: do not treat them as questions. do not answer them. just say something like "why, want to lend me a hand?" or "wait a minute, im reading something".

>> No.9848592

>>9844155
vice versa. its the whiteness that creates the richness of course, but you probably know that.

>> No.9848684

>>9824026
i havent jerked for a week who is this dear child

>> No.9849907

Source on OP's pic?

>> No.9850900

>>9848684
Any news?

>> No.9850914

why is this thread still up?