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Should I name my cat Azazel or Mephisto?

>> No.9779858

>naming your symbiotic parasite

its just a fucking cat you femme

>> No.9779866

>>9779858
symbiotic parasite it is

>> No.9779868

you should be made aware of the fact that the evil jewish wizard in the smurfs has a cat named azrael
and that those names sound similar enough to draw an unflattering parallel between you and this guy
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gargamel
now do what you want who cares

>> No.9779884

>>9779868
>the evil jewish wizard in the smurfs

man, there once was a time in america when the titans of industry were dudes like walt disney and henry ford...

>> No.9779890

Behemoth

>> No.9780042

Azathoth

>> No.9780046

>>9779851
nigger man

>> No.9780100

>>9779851
My cat is blind in one eye and crippled, so i named him Logos.

[spolier]xd[/spoiler]

>> No.9780105

>>9779851
Alcibiades

>> No.9780109

What is a good name for a tortoise shell cat?

>> No.9780128

>>9779851
behemoth

>> No.9780135
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9780135

>>9779890
This, you illiterate baboon.

>> No.9780140

If you're going for demon names, go with Baal. It's shorter so your cat can recognize it's own name and Baal is depicted as 1/3 cat.

Byleth is also a good one.

>> No.9780145

>>9780140
how to say Baal?

does it rhyme with "bail"? is it two syllables or one?

>> No.9780154

you should name him jordan b pawserton
but if he uses his claws improperly, and destroys your furniture, take a truly Old Testament shit in his box
and tell him to clean *that* room

he will grow up to hate you
but the hate will make him strong
once he learns to compose himself as a cat properly, knowing that you are harsh, but fair,
and from out of this chaos he will create for himself a new order of being

>> No.9780170

>>9780145

I think it depends on your native language. I said it in a single syllable and it rhymes with the spanish "mal"

>> No.9780182

>>9779868
I think what you meant to say was

>all cats are evil jewish wizards

>> No.9780191

name it Methuselah and it'll make full use of all 9 lives

>> No.9780198

rocinante

>> No.9780228

>>9779851
Dee's Monads

>> No.9780231

>>9780145
>>9780170
I've seen it rhymed with "wail" in Byron's "The Destruction of Sennacherib", two syllables:

And the widows of Ashur are loud in their wail,
And the idols are broke in the temple of Baal;
And the might of the Gentile, unsmote by the sword,
Hath melted like snow in the glance of the Lord!

>> No.9780237

>>9780145

it's usually spelt Ba'al if that helps.

>> No.9780244

coldsteel the hedgehog

>> No.9780300

>>9780140
>>9780237
What about Baphomet

>> No.9781769

>>9780237
Bayy'ayyll?

>> No.9781780

>>9779851
It's gotta be a dog to be Mephisto.

>> No.9781783

>>9781769
Bah-ahl.

>> No.9781784

>>9779858
>femme
god bless you

>> No.9781799

>>9779851
Spellvexit

>> No.9781800

Arioch

>> No.9782314
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9782314

>>9780135
>>9780128
>>9779890
he's not black so that wouldn't be accurate

>> No.9782328

>>9779851
What about Jesus, with the Mexican pronunciation?

>> No.9782358

>>9782328
How about Iesu

>> No.9782409

>>9782358
I like that.

>> No.9782566

>>9781783
/ˈbeJəl/ according to wikipedia.

So like bay-el I believe.

>> No.9783562

>>9780109
Deborah

>> No.9783570

>>9780198
gatante*

>> No.9783578

Call it Muezza after the favourite cat of Prophet Muhammad (pbuh).

>> No.9783592

Leviathan

>> No.9783876

>>9779851
Name him Glen

>> No.9784385

>>9779851
Call your cat "Schrödinger" and when someone goes "oh, that's an unusual name" you explain to them Schrödinger's cat thought experiment in-depth.

Repeat this till everyone who meets you, hates you.

>> No.9784457

I own a goat, but I forgot his name. It's not like I ever call him using English words; goats can't speak any human language, anyway. He looks similar to OP's picture but his horns are sawed off. So, what I did to call him was use guttural noises, like I was hawking, which worked fine. I suppose his name is technically the hawking sound.