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I get a perverse sense of satisfaction out of buying a new book and then slowly and torturously, over the course of many hours and days, destroying it. It is almost unnoticeable at first. I go page by page, but soon it starts to crack. Just a slight crease in the bindings. Later I inevitably torture it with the "unintentional" spill of my hot coffee. An ugly brown stain forever marking it. Sometimes I will place it somewhere where it is bound to get sat on or tossed aside, bending its cover, crumpling its pages. Eventually, as my work my way through it, its spine snaps. By then, though, as I reach its inevitable demise I speed up my machinations until I have turned every page. Satisfied with its now ruined state, it is placed back on the shelf, next to its other ruined cohorts. Never satisfied, I reach for the next new book and start again.

>> No.9742657

>>9742475
I like this post!

>> No.9742703

Haha where did you find this one?

>> No.9742727

>>9742475
But do you read the book as well?

>> No.9742733

>>9742475
hey dude it's your money, my man

>> No.9742763

Lol you are a funny guy, what else are you up to?

>> No.9742801

>>9742475
I finger my butthole for similar reasons. Top post my friend.

>> No.9744197

>>9742657
>>9742703
>>9742727
>>9742733
>>9742763
>>9742801
>>9742475
Ola reddit