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Anonymous Sun Jul 25 23:42:10 2010 No.966766 [Reply] [Original]

ATTN people with facial hair (beard, mustache, goatee etc. etc. etc.)

Congratulations! You're a fag that's treading water with the try hards and you're generally frowned upon by naturally cool people. Grow up.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 25 23:43:10 2010 No.966771 lol'd

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 25 23:48:10 2010 No.966785 OP obviously lacks the manly genes necessary to grow facial hair. Enjoy looking like a 14 year old girl

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 25 23:49:10 2010 No.966789 File: 213 KB, 1000x1324, 1270175873787.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 25 23:49:10 2010 No.966788 File: 32 KB, 436x296, sexytimes.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Female who prefers facial hair here: fuck the haters and keep being awesome, gents. As long as you're not sporting a satan goatee or pedo stache...

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 26 00:00:10 2010 No.966825 File: 376 KB, 464x480, 1278367365346.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Glad I just shaved off my beard today then.

Anonymous Mon Jul 26 00:02:10 2010 No.966834

I was actually pretty curious about this.

I'm 20, and I've been sporting a full beard for about a year now. I get a lot of compliments (mostly from guys, but some girls) and was wanting to know how females felt about big, scary beards.

It's about the length of Jaoquin Phoenix's beard, for reference.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 26 00:09:10 2010 No.966865 >>966834 >>966766 Men always admire a magnificent full beard.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 26 00:13:10 2010 No.966887 >>966865 or gay bears

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 26 00:29:10 2010 No.966964 My goatee serves me well when I'm eating out bitches.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 26 00:34:10 2010 No.966986 >>966964 In what way? Does it tickle their assholes or something?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 26 00:35:10 2010 No.966991 >>966986 Yeah, feels good man.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 26 00:36:10 2010 No.966992 >>966964 I find that it's rather scratchy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 26 00:36:10 2010 No.966993 22.5 year old here, I still only have a sparse mustache and goatee. I want facial hair dammit!

>>	Friendly Fat Chick !GjeWV9COa. Mon Jul 26 00:37:10 2010 No.967000 I don't think 'naturally cool' people ever give a shit about what other people are doing.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 26 00:37:10 2010 No.967002 I shave periodically, every 2-3 weeks. I like the variety of occasionally looking younger vs. the percieved maturity generated by facial hair.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 26 00:44:10 2010 No.967033 Ive got handlebars and a full beard. I am a carpenter and student. I am all that is man. Eat a dick.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 26 00:51:10 2010 No.967053 File: 126 KB, 425x283, zztop.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>966766 whatever kid, your made because your balls havent dropped yet.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 26 00:55:10 2010 No.967066 >>967053 I love those motherfuckers. They're looking badass while wearing carpets. Who else can do that?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 26 00:55:10 2010 No.967065 File: 451 KB, 1231x796, book of eli.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>966766 I kill niggas

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 26 00:55:10 2010 No.967064 >>967053 That's ridiculous. That's absolutely ridiculous. Did they buy afghan carpets and turn them into ponchos?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 26 00:56:10 2010 No.967069 >>967064 they indeed did, and they got more pussy that night then OP has had in his entire life

>>	None !UyhAEqbnp. Mon Jul 26 00:56:10 2010 No.967070 File: 61 KB, 419x467, doublesguycheckshisdoubles.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>967000 I think triples get

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 26 00:57:10 2010 No.967076 File: 66 KB, 500x251, blackdynamite2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] DYNAMITE!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 26 00:59:10 2010 No.967080 >>967053 this

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 26 01:00:10 2010 No.967090 File: 33 KB, 126x132, 1277790544154.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>966785

>>	Illiterate Mon Jul 26 01:01:10 2010 No.967091 File: 54 KB, 435x600, 435px-Kaiser_Wilhelm_I__.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>966766 Fuck you. Mutton chops make you bullet proof.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 26 01:02:10 2010 No.967096 File: 106 KB, 345x502, freeman.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>966766 a wild gordon freeman appears

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 26 01:05:10 2010 No.967113 Note: Every badass intellectual in history had a beard. Shaving is sending a signal: "I'm a lightweight!"

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 26 01:06:10 2010 No.967121 I give this troll 10/10. You clearly had a thorough knowledge of your intended targets.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 26 01:09:10 2010 No.967133 >>967113 Bertrand Russell, Wittgenstein, James Campbell, Derrida, Kafka, Camus, others I can't think of off the top of my head and don't care to Google Image search.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 26 01:11:10 2010 No.967142 File: 40 KB, 356x500, kropotkin.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>967133 faggots

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 26 01:11:10 2010 No.967145 I look like a child if I shave. I need to keep facial hair or my manly coworkers won't respect me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 26 01:12:10 2010 No.967151 >>967133 I scrolled down and noticed: It's supposed to be Joseph Campbell.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 26 01:12:10 2010 No.967152 HOLY SHIT FOR A SECOND I THOUGHT I CLICKED ON /beard/! JESUS CHRIST YOU GOT ME THERE. Seriously, go die in a fire baby face.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 26 01:15:10 2010 No.967160 File: 14 KB, 127x136, yourfunny.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] pic related its OP

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 26 01:15:10 2010 No.967165 >>967160 lol'd

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 26 01:26:10 2010 No.967195 >>966766 >>966766 Op is a faggot /thread

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