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Fellow Chinese cartoon connoisseurs:

what's a witty and eloquent response to the qeustion why you don't have a girlfriend?

>> No.9659581

>>9659576
Why bother having one?

>> No.9659583

Did you just assume my sexual orientation, you patriarchal scum?

>> No.9659584

Just answer the question sincerely, anon.

>> No.9659595

>>9659576
Tell them you have terminal cancer.

>> No.9659603

>>9659576
>I don't have any qualities others find attractive

>> No.9659605

>>9659576
I'm gay

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>>9659576
something like pic related

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>>9659576

>> No.9659623

Because I'm married and settled down apparently.

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>> No.9659676

>>9659576
Too much effort.

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>>9659576
>probably got called out on plebbit or normiebook
>comes to /lit/ of all places to ask for a comeback

Away with you

>> No.9659686

>>9659650
Well, that's a pretty good response indeed.

>Tfw your first that is that it's a cute kitty
Never gonna make it

>> No.9659716
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9659716

>>9659650
>ignorami

>> No.9659727

I can suck my own cock

>> No.9660015

>>9659576
I don't like anyone. I'm too picky. The only girl I like is with another man, and also I don't want to be with her in reality I just want to keep the idea of her with me so she doesn't fade away if I conquer her

>> No.9660024

>>9659576
I don't like company. Furthermore, I feel genuinely sorry for anyone who finds (well, found) me attractive. I don't really have anything worthwhile to offer in any romantic department and i don't really want to.

>> No.9660272

>>9659576
because I believe if it doesn't happen to me, it's not meant to happen. perhaps I'm too simple minded to ever even get close to getting into a relationship. It baffles me whatever mechanism draws people close to each other. Those things seem contrary to what stimulates me. It's a failure to launch. If I didn't resent the ease at which nature seems to guide people into a frivolous and splendid love life, I would have been able to belong to that category , since I don't pursue that which ever seems to lurk in opportunities when they emerge, and they do emerge plenty, and yet they only give me anguish, as hope for more diminishes.

>> No.9660287

>>9659650
the person has humor, a rare breed, too bad for the mindnumbing fedora. after all, it's current year.