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For sale: condoms, never used

>> No.9637064

For free: Virginity, still ripe.

>> No.9637070

this might have been the funniest shit i've read in a long time. thanks anon.

>> No.9637076

>>9637026
For Sale: tacky sweater Grandma knitted me, never worn.

>> No.9637083
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9637083

For sale: baby condoms, used.

>> No.9637087

My wife miscarried and now I have to sell this shit from her baby shower, ask price.

>> No.9637088

>>9637026
For sale: this sign, used twice.

>> No.9637095

>>9637087
post crib

>> No.9637109

tfw i've never even had a condom in hand; I wouldn;t even know how to put it on

>> No.9637141

>>9637109
It's easy anon, you just rip the packet open, place the condom on the tip and then roll it down. Very easy.

>> No.9637153

>>9637141
but how will I know if I'm wearing it on the right side

>> No.9637155

>sex with slags is worth is
>relationships aren't worth it
>sex without condom is worth it
>sex with condom isn't worth it
>sex without disease is worth it
>sex with disease isn't worth it
>???
>celibacy

I wish I was fucking before aids.

>> No.9637191

>>9637153
>what's google

>> No.9637203

>>9637026
>>9637026
Hahaha, nice thread anon

>> No.9637212

>>9637026

nice

>> No.9637329

>>9637026
>For sale: books, never read.

Why do I do this? Keep buying books but end up shitposting here and masturbating to trap porn.

>> No.9637349

I have a huge bag of condoms I was given by a doctor years ago. I'm pretty sure they've all expired by now.

(It's better to go in raw, rubber dick is not fun)