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963049 No.963049 [Reply] [Original]

hah

(source http://www.harkavagrant.com/index.php?id=32))

>> No.963058

LAUGH, DAMN IT

>> No.963072
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963072

you're all soulless robits!

>> No.963083

My love for you allows me to pray to the
spirit of eternal beauty and tenderness
mirrored in your eyes or to fling you down
under me on that soft belly of yours and fuck
you up behind, like a hog riding a sow,
glorying in the very stink and sweat that rises
from your arse, glorying in the open shame
of your upturned dress and white girlish
drawers and in the confusion of your
flushed cheeks and tangled hair.

>> No.963145

so turned on right now

>> No.963147

old

>> No.963156

no shit

~internet~
where everything is new, all of the time.

>> No.963168

Am I the only one that's idly fantasized about Kate Beaton visiting a comic expo, drawing a few "choice cuts" of her fandom up to her hotel room, and having them gangbang her senseless?

There's something about her writing that makes me imagine she'd do it.

>> No.963177

>>963156

Isn't it beautiful? We're like naive children, wandering wide-eyed and always encountering something we've never seen before.

>> No.963266

>>963168
No really guys, this makes me feel guilty, someone fess up.

>> No.963276

>>963168
I met her at a comic con, I was with my gf at the time so I had to pretend not to like it. My palms were really sweaty. I don't think I had any unclean thoughts about her though, I just wasn't that sexually attracted to her. I would want her to say "i think i like you" to me, or maybe have an awkward moment where we look at eachother when the other isn't looking at a bookstore once, and never meet again.

>> No.963300

>>963049
Pretty amazing letters.

>> No.963302

She's pretty ugly

>> No.963324

>>963177
exactly

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963334

Adorable.

>> No.963343
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>> No.963346

>>963334
yeah firmly in the "cute" category

>> No.963362
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>> No.963369

>>963362
"girl who ate paste off of the floor in elementary school" category

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>> No.963764

>>963369
I still don't think this kind of look dismisses the merit of group sex fantasizing. It might even heighten it.

also: eating white sticky goo.

>> No.963769

Saging mediocre-looking girl who writes mediocre webcomics.

>> No.963771

>>963752
Dang, suddenly do not want. She could lose 30 pounds.

>> No.963907

>>963769
why do i imagine that you couldn't do any better if you had Neil Gaiman fucking ideas into your ass, and Jean Giraud holding the pen for you?

>> No.963917

>>963769

sage for boring contrarianism, more guys want to fuck her than you and i know this makes you mad, ps your gay

>> No.963938
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963938

> cute-looking girl who writes hilarious webcomics

Fixed.

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>>963917

>> No.963958

>>963955
meant to link this one too:
>>963907
much lulz, thanks anons.

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>> No.964356

There was an Anon here who intended to have sex with Kate while in costume as Joyce.

I wonder if his plans ever came to fruition.

>> No.964358

>>964356
If it hasn't, a man can still dream.

>> No.964359

>>964358

I'm rooting for that particular Anon.

I want him to realize his dream. Perhaps he can make our dear Kate into his own Nora Barnacle. And I look forward to hearing how he fucked all the farts out of Beaton's ass, etc

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