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9627677 No.9627677 [Reply] [Original]

Post a book with a name. If that's your name, you must read that book.

Sam

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alex

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Corey

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>>9627677
Tyrone

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enjoy, Robert

>> No.9627790

>>9627677
I am a Hindu. Hit me.

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austin

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Taking myself out. Enjoy it Stuart.

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Sullivan

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>>9627790
raj is the only spicy name i know

>> No.9627887

>>9627790
Pajeet. I win.

>> No.9627902

>>9627799
trash.

>> No.9627954

>>9627826
That was the selected novel for STD convention. Thought it was decent but tried to be explicit and edgy for its own sake.

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Troy

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Paul

>> No.9628028

bump in the hopes that my fairly common english homeboy name is chosen

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Here you go Peter.

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Hope you enjoy, Jason.

>> No.9628287

>>9627782
Damn dude i just came over from /fit/ how am i supposed to read this

>> No.9628311

>>9627711
I'm not Corey but I've been dying to read this anyway and this post reminds me I gotta pick it up sometime

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>>9628285
Jason here, might as well read this after I finish Crime and Punishment.

You'll like it John.

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Here ya go, John.

>> No.9628337

For all the Dmitris on here

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>>9628337
Goddamn, forgot picture

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philip, don't be a pleb all your life

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For Marco.
Can someone suggest me something? I have a common Slavic name

>> No.9628367

>>9628346
> Slavic name
> common

Sorry anon, no can do

all I can assume is that your name is the Kremlin or Dracula

>> No.9628375

>giving personal info

>> No.9628382

>tfw youve got a common name but no one spells it correctly

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Andrew

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Ethan

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Have a blast, Zack (Zach also applies, sorry)

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>>9627677
No fuck off I've got enough books already.

Ahmed.

>> No.9628441

>>9627706
Is it far better than Ton Kroeger? Because that one sucks. Death in Venice is a bit better. How is this one in comparisson?

>> No.9628450

>>9627677
>Fail right in the OP

Well, fuck.

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Hans

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Michael

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james

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Knock your socks off, George.

>> No.9629177

Someone please do Adam

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>>9629177
Here you go, Adam

>> No.9629255

Mitch/Mitchell

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i gotchu, Matt's

>> No.9629311

any good recs for a Gary?

>> No.9629329

>>9627706
Damn
first post have to
read post

>> No.9629336

>>9629182
Kek

>> No.9629347

>>9628287
get a nice dictionary and take it slow

skip some parts if you want, but it's got some serious feels

>> No.9629372

>>9628396
I, an Andrew, checked this out from the library today. that's fucking eerie

>> No.9629519

>>9629302

I'm on it.

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>>9628346

Anton

>> No.9630471

>>9629311
Bible, Gary

Someone give a Lucas one.

>> No.9631120

>>9628499
Already read it, sorry.

>> No.9631145

>tfw have a somewhat common biblical name
>for some reason no one ever calls it
>whenever I go to shops that have things with people's names on them, my name rarely appears
>when people are forced to write it they always spell it wrong, even though it's a somewhat important character in the Bible

My name isn't even that uncommon. I don't get it.

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>>9628285
I've already read it. I've read most of their translations. Their "War and Peace" and "Brothers Karamazov" are two of my favorite books.

Daniel....read this edition of The Oresteia

>> No.9631167

>>9631145
whatever judas

>> No.9631178

>>9631167
kek I've never met anyone named Judas. That's not a common name.

>> No.9631181

>no Maxwell
Kek

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>>9631145
Cain?

>> No.9631195

>>9631167
>>9631187
Nigga, why would someone name their children after biblical characters who are only known for doing terrible things?

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>>9631195
well i've met two Cains and I'm sure at least one edgelord in the world that named their kid Lucifer.
also read a book Abraham

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Theo

>> No.9631378

>>9631145
Methuselah?

>> No.9632085
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Read The Stories of John Cheever, Sarah.

>> No.9632092

>>9627677

>give the data-miner your first name, along with your age that you provided in a prior thread, your location from the one before that, ...

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Git gud, Daniel

>> No.9632154

>>9632092
>he thinks millennials care

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>>9627677
mike

>> No.9632368

>>9632092
We've already got your data citizen

>> No.9632372

>>9628546
oh ffs

>> No.9632391

>>9632146
I fucking hate you right now.

>> No.9632413

>>9628339
ill try not be

>> No.9632420

>>9632092
> implying I've done any of that

I just want someone to tell me directly to read a nice good book, anon

>> No.9632425

>>9632344
stop taking photos with a fuckin calculator

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Connor, it's time you got around to this, i knew you wanted to eventually

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I don't care if OP only says one name, I'm sure I'll get some of you fuckers with this post:

Desmond
Tyler
William
Willard
Christopher
Robert
Charles
Lindsey
Brian
Ryan
Toshio
Sarah
Samantha
Felicity
Andre
Joshua
Steven
Stephanie

This also includes any variation on those names. Get this read, motherfuckers.

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captain cherrycoke pls read this 4u

>> No.9632468

>>9631145
Matthew? Joseph? M-m-mary? LONDON

>> No.9632473

>>9631145
are you a spicy spanish man named the Jesus?

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Enjoy, Emma/Emily or Sophie/Sophia

>> No.9632662

i have literally never seen my name posted in these kinds of threads even though its pretty common across lots of languages, is Adrian really that far-fetched? anyway, gimme something fire my dudes

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Read it Charlie

>> No.9632720

>>9632454
Tyler already read Moby Dick, anonymous

>> No.9632829

>>9631145
Aaron, read Paradiso

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have fun, william and francis

>> No.9632868

>>9631120
>>9628499
ditto

>> No.9633253

>>9627706
really man, 720 pages ;_;

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Richard

>> No.9634120

>>9631145
Job?

>> No.9634180

TFW have French name that didn't enter the Anglo culture

>> No.9634188

>>9634180
Hervé, read the recognitions

>> No.9634190

>tfw no one is ever going to say my name
I guess Steven is close enough.

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>>9627677
No one has said my, though it's the spanish iteration of it i'll accept the english one (it's not really rare).

Anyway, you'll love this George.

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Sean

>> No.9634316

>>9634120
>>9632829
>>9632473
>>9632468
>>9631378
No. The problem is that you guys all think it's going to be some name that isn't actually that common. But you guys would probably be surprised if you knew which name it was. You guys would probably spell it correctly too.

>> No.9634497

>>9632454
Ryan has already read this. Repeatedly.

And if he hadn't, he would feel no need to do so, because it was posted by some fucktard who thinks he's exempt from the simple rules laid out. Get bent, snowflake.

>> No.9634647

>>9634316
Oh hi mark

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>>9629182
This low-key slaps, man.

Pic-related for Chris.

>> No.9635863

>>9634316
Please tell me the name, anon, and I'll call you out in the next thread.

>> No.9635868

>>9634497
lmao people really get annoyed when you try to include more than one person

how about choke on my dick, ryan, you pussy

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>>9632662
Here you go, Adrian (if you're still browsing this days old thread)

It's some good old-school sci-fi that will ruin your day but it doesn't matter because it'll be a fun ride along the way

>> No.9636017

>>9634497
> people complain when their names are never mentioned despite having common names
> people complain when someone makes a long list of names to stop all the bitching and moaning

The autism is off the charts.

>> No.9636033

>>9628439
kek'd

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Cameron

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Will

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courtney

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Please be good to yourself and read this, Edward

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>>9631158
>>9632146
This is going to be fun.

Anyways. Jack, you must read this.

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aidan

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Get cracking Greg

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read a book alan, yer mong

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Chad, you're up.

>> No.9636389

>>9633253
WHAT

i thought you LIKED reading ...

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Oliver

maybe follow it up with the Kurosawa film too.

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Let's go, Luke

>> No.9636417

>>9633253
It's not worth the effort

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neil u NERD

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Shane, you rat fuck.

>> No.9636645

>>9636632
God, that was fucking awful.
And i like Nin, she's the greatest writer of short erotic fiction (if only because Bataille's short fiction is undeniably his worst work) but holy shit is that book dull

>> No.9636666
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Savannah, this one's for you.

>> No.9637005

>>9636389
I also like being able to read more than one book for a month

>> No.9637033

>>9628017
Fuck, fine.

>> No.9637578

>>9636593
Hey cmon man dont be like that

>> No.9637618

Call my name faggots REEEEEEEEE

>> No.9639274

>>9628339
OK sure

>> No.9639281

I have a popular unisex name call it you fucking plebs

>> No.9639308

Tfw your name hasn't been posted yet. It's not even an uncommon name :(

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>>9631145
you asked for it Levi

>> No.9639366

>>9639281
read Stirner, shannon

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Read this, Jelena.

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Chinese name here. These threads annoy me. Anyway, this is for you, Karen.

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>>9639445
>Chinese name here. These threads annoy me.
Don't make me laugh. I'm living in America, and in America you're on your own. America's not a country, it's just a business.


>>9627677
This is for you,

Shaniqua
Emmett
Douglas
Lin Chan
Alicia

>> No.9639587

>>9639308
same here, try harder fuckers

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For you, Caleb

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>>9639281
Leslie

>> No.9639895

>>9639860
Is there a book with a genuinely worse title than this?

>> No.9640059

>>9639860
that's really not something you should name your own book desu

>> No.9640082

>>9639895
I think it's supposed to be a joke...but it's not very funny

>> No.9640202

Just say Noah. Someone say Noah and post a book. I don't know why that name isn't posted often, but in the 4 threads I've seen, it's never been called

>> No.9640214
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>no one has said my name
thanks frens

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>>9640202
have fun, Noah

>> No.9640226

>>9640202
I post Noah whenever I see these threads, anon...

>> No.9640230

>>9631120
are you from Vancouver?
If you're the James I'm thinking of, I fucking hate you and everyone around you secretly hates you. Stop tagging girls in faggot IJ memes on FB.

>> No.9640232

>>9636397
Nice, been wanting to pick this up for a while now.

>> No.9640243

>>9629302
thanks my guy

>> No.9640868

>>9627794
I'm the guy you made read this a couple weeks ago, was good
Have fun Austin

>> No.9640891

>>9631145
L I T E R A L L Y M E

>> No.9641117

No one ever says my name so, recs for an Enrique?

>> No.9641150
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9641150

Let me know how it is Kevin

>> No.9641185

>>9640232
It's a treat, my man

>> No.9641384

>>9641150
thanks

>> No.9641414

>>9634297
How can I get this?

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>>9631145
I hope you enjoy this book

Jesus

>> No.9641767

This is for my pal Barber.
Thank you for the toes.

Love, Anon.

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>>9632454

Brian here, currently reading it atm.

Have fun with this Jason, Gareth, Philip and Kenneth.

>> No.9642109

>>9628396
funny enough the author last name is my name

>> No.9642411

>>9634316
Jakob, go read the apocrypha

>> No.9642445

>>9642411
>Jakob
This is a step in the right direction at least.

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Manuel

>> No.9643992

>>9628346
>Marco

But I have read the Iliad.

>> No.9644024

>tfw your name is uncommon even in your country
I've only met 2 people with the same name in 26 years

>> No.9644069

>>9628439
This is hilarious.

>> No.9644154

How about this: If your name is called and the book presented has already been fully read by you, you must then await for a second calling of your name and read the book in which is brought up then. If that one is read, rinse and repeat this process and wait for a third iteration.

>> No.9644161

>>9627677
Oh fuck you.

>> No.9644167

>>9634316

John, read The Quoran

>> No.9644210

>>9644161
It's a great book, just read it, you pussy.

>> No.9644361
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Cosmo

>> No.9644472
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go read Watership Down, Gabriel

>> No.9644477

>>9644167
no