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[Anonymous No.9612381]

Hello. Abuse me. I can't care for it anymore. I've decided to write a book and publish it anonymously.

This idea struck me while browsing a thread that discussed writing processes.

I took away only one thing from that thread: none of you are writers. You're aspiring authors. Abuse more, commence now. I care not.

I will begin writing tonight and complete the only draft within two weeks. I will write nearly 200 pages.

Then I will mail it to publishing houses.

I seek nothing out of this exercise except the right to call myself an author. Irregardless of me being published or not, I will come out of this a better man.

I realise that my first draft of a novel I haven't yet decided on will probably not make for a decent read. But then, neither does Rupi. Wish me luck.

P.s.:- This isn't copy pasta.

[Anonymous No.9612385]

>>9612381
>right to call myself an author

[Anonymous No.9612419]

>>9612381
Good luck with that, anon. I hope this makes you feel better.

> None of you are writers
Yup.

[Anonymous No.9612451]

Hello. Abuse me. I can't care for it anymore. I've decided to write a book and publish it anonymously.

This idea struck me while browsing a thread that discussed writing processes.

I took away only one thing from that thread: none of you are writers. You're aspiring authors. Abuse more, commence now. I care not.

I will begin writing tonight and complete the only draft within two weeks. I will write nearly 200 pages.

Then I will mail it to publishing houses.

I seek nothing out of this exercise except the right to call myself an author. Irregardless of me being published or not, I will come out of this a better man.

I realise that my first draft of a novel I haven't yet decided on will probably not make for a decent read. But then, neither does Rupi. Wish me luck.

p.s. it is now

[Anonymous No.9612464]

>>9612451
lmao its like Aristotles sea battle xd

[Anonymous No.9612713]

>>9612381
>Irregardless
Not gonna make it

[Anonymous No.9612800]

>>9612713
Irregardless and regardless mean the same thing.

>Pleb tier lexicon

[Anonymous No.9612820]

Hello. Abuse me. I can't care for it anymore. I've decided to write a book and publish it anonymously.

This idea struck me while browsing a thread that discussed writing processes.

I took away only one thing from that thread: none of you are writers. You're aspiring authors. Abuse more, commence now. I care not.

I will begin writing tonight and complete the only draft within two weeks. I will write nearly 200 pages.

Then I will mail it to publishing houses.

I seek nothing out of this exercise except the right to call myself an author. Irregardless of me being published or not, I will come out of this a better man.

I realise that my first draft of a novel I haven't yet decided on will probably not make for a decent read. But then, neither does Rupi. Wish me luck.

[Anonymous No.9612832]

>>9612713
>>9612800
That's why editors exist. They are paid grammar nazis. Writers are more valued for their ideas anyways. Check! Mate.

[Anonymous No.9612836]

>>9612820
Are you trying to bump? Post your shit or shut the fuck up.

[Anonymous No.9612840]

>>9612800
>Deliberately using more letters to say the same thing.
Nice prose, fag.

[Anonymous No.9612858]

>>9612840
>Deliberately using more words to say the same thing

Postmodernism is wat

[Anonymous No.9612863]

>>9612832

Skilled copyeditors wouldn't strike it out if it meant something to the author.

>Fell for the editing is only about grammar meme

[Anonymous No.9612877]

>>9612381
>none of you are writers
If writers were here lurking, would you expect them to reply to you?