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Anonymous Sun Jun 4 21:06:04 2017 No.9596791 [Reply] [Original]

*drops mic*

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 4 21:07:29 2017 No.9596797 >>9596791 This is neither funny nor entertaining.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 4 21:07:31 2017 No.9596798 the fetus destroyed its womb yes YES the fetus is out

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 4 21:10:08 2017 No.9596812 >>9596791 You know, if you change the last line to "conceiving we are not" you get a pretty clever poem.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 4 21:11:33 2017 No.9596816 >>9596812 *conceived Grammar, my brainlet

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 4 21:15:04 2017 No.9596825 >>9596816 No, that doesn't work. >we are all born >so beautiful >the greatest tragedy is >conceiving we are not

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 4 21:16:36 2017 No.9596830 who are you? the cab driver said i said i'm rupi kaur the poet and he replied sorry, don't know you so i tweeted his picture and bled from my cunt on his car

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 4 21:17:04 2017 No.9596832 >>9596791 She's not wrong desu.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 4 21:19:24 2017 No.9596840 >>9596791 I'm ugly af, it's why I read so much

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 4 21:21:24 2017 No.9596846 File: 9 KB, 456x306, Untitled.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 4 21:26:06 2017 No.9596867 Now where could my fetus be? GARFIELD!!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 4 21:31:14 2017 No.9596885 >>9596812 No this is a pleb idea of what makes good poetry. Le puns belong on Reddit. Also 'conceiving' doesn't refer to the interference of another person or people like 'being convinced'.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 4 21:35:11 2017 No.9596902 >>9596885 All your favourite poets use puns. Your last sentence is correct but I don't see it as a problem.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 4 21:35:26 2017 No.9596905 File: 288 KB, 1131x1600, IMG_8446.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9596846 More.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 4 22:33:26 2017 No.9597170 File: 64 KB, 395x578, 1491072804949.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9596846 (you)

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 4 22:55:02 2017 No.9597273 >>9596798 topkek

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 4 23:00:08 2017 No.9597286 >>9596791 We are all born so beautiful. The greatest tragedy is being convinced we are not.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 4 23:02:19 2017 No.9597293 >>9596791 has sjhe even seeen babies! they're GROSS

Anonymous Sun Jun 4 23:03:17 2017 No.9597300

>>9597286

But I, that am not shaped for sportive tricks,
Nor made to court an amorous looking glass;
I, that am rudely stamped and want love’s majesty
I, that am curtailed of this fair proportion,
Cheated of feature by dissembling nature,
Deformed, unfinished, sent before my time
Into this breathing world, scarce half made up,
And that so lamely and unfashionable
That dogs bark at me as I halt by them—
Why, I, in this weak piping time of peace,
Have no delight to pass away the time,
Unless to see my shadow in the sun
And descant on mine own deformity.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 4 23:04:59 2017 No.9597307 >>9596846 kek

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 4 23:09:47 2017 No.9597320 >>9597300 True but to tell you the truth what terrifies me most is how we foam at the mouth with envy when others succeed but sigh in relief when they are failing. Our struggle to celebrate each other is what's proven most difficult in being human.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 4 23:20:58 2017 No.9597359 File: 35 KB, 512x512, 1452976976409.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9596846

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 5 00:02:01 2017 No.9597513 File: 141 KB, 1399x904, 1467408101700.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9596791 reminder that women have no problem accepting to befucked by this guy

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 5 00:12:07 2017 No.9597546 >>9597513 what? isn't she friendzoning the fuck out of him?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 5 00:13:00 2017 No.9597550 File: 26 KB, 788x555, rupi2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9596791 >open Paint >Pencil tool >Times New Roman size 12 make ur own Ruby Gloom masterpieces /lit/

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 5 00:23:37 2017 No.9597594 File: 40 KB, 600x600, pottery.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 5 00:25:01 2017 No.9597598 >>9596791 Is this woman actually real? I see her shit posted all the time. Her "poetry" is next level garbage.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 5 00:26:13 2017 No.9597602 >>9597598 Not just real but tremendously successful, my friend :^) https://www.theguardian.com/books/2016/sep/13/poet-rupi-kaurs-milk-and-honey-sells-more-than-half-a-million-copies

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 5 00:52:47 2017 No.9597676 File: 12 KB, 184x184, 1496183639288.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9596846 B+ for the effort

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 5 01:22:42 2017 No.9597782 File: 34 KB, 436x462, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9596846

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 5 03:44:40 2017 No.9598058 >>9596867 Hah! A snarky reference! We are a community! XD

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 5 04:20:51 2017 No.9598135 >>9596867 Very nice

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 5 04:24:56 2017 No.9598139 File: 50 KB, 480x680, 1420883972022.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9596798

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 5 04:29:03 2017 No.9598149 the greatest tragedy is having to work to buy food to eat so I will eat my words if you buy my poems -rudel cooter

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 5 05:51:01 2017 No.9598305 is this our equivalent of vince posting?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 5 06:02:48 2017 No.9598323 >>9596798 now that i'd buy

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 5 06:07:14 2017 No.9598329 File: 538 KB, 650x600, 1453297576298.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9596846

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 5 06:10:49 2017 No.9598333 File: 6 KB, 381x215, rupi.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 5 07:06:19 2017 No.9598441 File: 96 KB, 1024x768, Untitled.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 5 07:17:59 2017 No.9598475 But some babies are ugly

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 5 07:23:14 2017 No.9598486 File: 122 KB, 286x500, 1473076804110.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9598475

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 5 07:30:17 2017 No.9598507 >>9596798 K E K

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 5 07:48:21 2017 No.9598552 File: 83 KB, 1112x620, IMG_2997.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 5 07:56:19 2017 No.9598571 >>9596798 i don't get it

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 5 07:59:36 2017 No.9598579 >>9597513 who the fuck is this and why should i care?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 5 08:11:16 2017 No.9598607 a fuck nigga that's that shit i don't like a snitch nigga that's that shit i don't like nah

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 5 08:23:37 2017 No.9598634 File: 45 KB, 500x663, 1493007408664.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9598571

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 5 10:30:07 2017 No.9598960 >>9598441 Varg/10

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