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Thoughts on this masterpiece? Anonymous Sat Jun 3 01:04:24 2017 No.9589191 [Reply] [Original]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 3 02:14:57 2017 No.9589350 >>9589191 This actually makes me sad. Fuck off

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 3 02:20:28 2017 No.9589369 File: 14 KB, 118x125, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Yeah fuck you op

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 3 02:21:12 2017 No.9589372 OP needs to go to jail am I right?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 3 02:23:15 2017 No.9589378 literally nigger literature, lol

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 3 03:39:15 2017 No.9589534 File: 188 KB, 1424x645, this_is_a_real_book.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 3 03:51:06 2017 No.9589558 https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yk3SxyPW6lA Sesame Street did this too

Anonymous Sat Jun 3 03:58:37 2017 No.9589572

>>9589191
A buddy of mine actually has a father in prison over in another country for something he didn't do. The system is corrupt so even though he didn't do it and was found innocent he was still kept in jail.

When it was my buddy's birthday my other friend bought him this book as a present. It was quite a laugh

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 3 04:17:17 2017 No.9589604 >>9589191 They should rename it "If you can't do the time, then don't do the crime." Or: "Kids love my dad but he doesn't get along with adults. How statuatory rape works." Or: "Only Wall Street never goes to jail."

Anonymous Sat Jun 3 06:32:07 2017 No.9589831

>>9589191
>>9589558
So what are we up to, 3+ million behind bars now? "Land of the Free," huh? Sure.

>>9589378
>>9589534
>huuurrr nigger nigger someone pull the trigger hurrr
Backbone of the police state right here folks.

>>9589604
>They should rename it "If you can't do the time, then don't do the crime."
Eat shit bootlicker.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 3 06:46:53 2017 No.9589858 >>9589831 >Eat shit bootlicker. Not as long as you're hogging the plate.

Anonymous Sat Jun 3 06:54:24 2017 No.9589872

>Book written for kids from troubled backgrounds to help make their shitty lives a little easier
>Not necessarily saying the parent shouldn't be in jail, just acknowledging the child is probably having a hard time
>Hurr Durr niggers

I thought /lit/ was the board for intelligent people?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 3 07:20:29 2017 No.9589941 >>9589604 >>They should rename it "If you can't do the time, then don't do the crime." yes spooked numales who love to manipulate people thru terrorism say this.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 3 07:24:30 2017 No.9589951 It's a book to help kids process their feelings. Kill yourself faggot.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 3 07:44:01 2017 No.9589985 >>9589558 >He's upset about something, lets twist the knife that muppet was a good actor tho

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 3 07:45:03 2017 No.9589990 >>9589558 Wait is that Luis' daughter? Did Luis do hard time?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 3 07:46:05 2017 No.9589992 >>9589558 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=daxasrg9UNM Sesame Street is still worthwhile

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 3 07:58:33 2017 No.9590020 >>9589872 Jailed genetic trash shouldn't procreate in the first place. Fuck you.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 3 08:01:15 2017 No.9590031 >>9589951 >"process" their feelings Holy fuck you are dumb. Humans are just a complex machine right?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 3 08:02:18 2017 No.9590035 >>9589191 I don't understand who this book is for but it makes me want to cry thinking about them.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 3 08:06:04 2017 No.9590048 >>9590020 2edgy4me

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 3 09:45:47 2017 No.9590275 >>9589558 I suddenly want to see Muppet Criminals:Hard Time.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 3 09:50:44 2017 No.9590293 >waaah why isn't lit crying over some libshit feefees children's propaganda piece Lit is a subsidiary of /pol/, deal with it

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 3 10:01:36 2017 No.9590337 It's sad to see that some people are so sheltered and out of touch with reality that they see a book like this as being ridiculous.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 3 10:02:38 2017 No.9590339 >>9589872 they all left about 1.5 years back.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 3 10:04:51 2017 No.9590347 >>9589191 Ironic the kids this was written for can't read And no father to read to them.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 3 10:06:28 2017 No.9590349 >>9590293 black guys have bigger penises than white guy and can sexually satisfy white women in a way that white guys never could

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 3 10:08:38 2017 No.9590359 /lit/ used to be fun. fuck you /pol/ for bringing identity politics to a board made to laugh at plebs of all kinds, not just brown ones

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 3 10:10:48 2017 No.9590364 >>9590359 yup. I'm out reddit and good reads is better now. why these tards want to turn every board on the chans into T_D is beyond me

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 3 10:18:29 2017 No.9590395 >>9589572 what country

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 3 11:27:38 2017 No.9590657 >>9589831 you have to go back

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 3 12:05:28 2017 No.9590774 >>9589191 This is just fucking depressing, I've got a mental image of the mother reading it to the child and trying to convey what's going on, and then the mother and child start crying etc. Fuck

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 3 12:07:04 2017 No.9590778 We don't celebrate fathers day at the school where I am employed, as many of students dads are in jail or prison. heartbreaking really.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 3 12:11:31 2017 No.9590789 >>9589350 nigger detected

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 3 12:15:47 2017 No.9590810 >>9590020 please take your own advice.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 3 12:16:02 2017 No.9590813 >>9590789 >>>/pol/

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 3 12:17:05 2017 No.9590815 >>9590813 >>>/reddit/

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 3 12:20:37 2017 No.9590828 >>9590815 >probably browses rddit's politically incorrect and the donald >tells other people go back to rddit I'll admit, I chuckled a bit, good jest sir. have an upvote

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 3 12:22:31 2017 No.9590836 >>9590828 naw I've browsed some forums before but not reddit. I don't like the ui and the way the posts are displayed. I've only visited once or twice for technical information.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 3 12:24:01 2017 No.9590839 >>9590836 >once or twice sure thing bubby

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 3 12:39:50 2017 No.9590890 >>9589572 >quite a laugh Lmfao, I hope he took it in good stead, that sounds really darkly humorous for real life. I could understand that shit on 4chan but in real life lmao. Or is it not that serious and his dad expecting to get out soon?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 3 12:40:52 2017 No.9590893 >>9590031 >Humans are just a complex machine right? Well, humans like you are, at the very least.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 3 13:07:19 2017 No.9590986 File: 73 KB, 205x274, 1495568873544.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Wait when did pol invade? lit is nice board

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 3 13:11:51 2017 No.9590996 >>9589191 >the arrested's a bunny >policeman's a cat hehehehe

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 3 13:21:00 2017 No.9591037 >>9589872 Do you want some french cries with that wah burger?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 3 13:22:52 2017 No.9591043 File: 164 KB, 800x936, anarcho black.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9590349 >MUH DIK MUHFUGGA

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 3 13:23:52 2017 No.9591050 What did Mr. Bunny go to jail for, /lit/?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 3 13:31:22 2017 No.9591080 Why are you here, /pol/?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 3 13:39:50 2017 No.9591106 >>9591050 Prostitution so he could feed his family.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 3 14:06:57 2017 No.9591219 >>9590789 >Implying a nigger knows his dad

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 3 16:06:53 2017 No.9591640 >>9590337 best to be sheltered if you live in such a dogshit society with such high incarceration rates you end up with ridiculous childrens books like this existing

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 3 16:38:19 2017 No.9591750 >>9591640 Sticking your head in the sand does not change whats happening around you.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 3 18:53:26 2017 No.9592279 >>9591750 you save money on the alcohol you have to drink to cope with it

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 3 23:03:57 2017 No.9592893 >>9591043 rap is the most intelligent genre of music their is

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 3 23:59:48 2017 No.9593015 >>9590364 Then leave.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 4 00:12:30 2017 No.9593040 >>9589872 Have you been here long? 4chan doesn't have that board.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 4 00:30:10 2017 No.9593078 >>9589872 deny the truth=intelligence

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 4 00:45:39 2017 No.9593108 /b/ isn't that bad these days. Had an interesting discussion with an anon about malcolm lowry the other day.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 4 01:20:03 2017 No.9593206 File: 53 KB, 458x688, DA7RNo0WAAEOoAz.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9591080 /lit/ is ours now commie back to /r/communism

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 4 01:30:38 2017 No.9593234 File: 3.01 MB, 4288x3216, P7070149.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I've seen worse. Try reading THIS book cover to cover sometime.

Anonymous Sun Jun 4 01:37:29 2017 No.9593247

>>9593206
Why do you need another board? You guys already have /pol/, /int/, and /bant/. Just keep the politics in the politics board. I'm not even a communist, I'm actually a pretty traditional guy but why are some people so obsessed with politics? Get a life.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 4 02:02:32 2017 No.9593308 >>9593234 >satanic ritual abuse ..What?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 4 02:59:06 2017 No.9593396 >>9593308 Google "satanic panic"

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 4 03:21:19 2017 No.9593437 >>9593247 >why are some people so obsessed with politics? it dictates your life so why would you not obsess let me guess you are a lolbertarian or cuckservatie

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 4 03:32:51 2017 No.9593456 >>9589992 You should see the two specials they did on military deployments Rositas father is crippled in a wheelchair

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 4 03:39:19 2017 No.9593465 >>9593247 You forgot /tv/

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 4 03:43:48 2017 No.9593473 >>9593247 First 4chan, then the world, my friend.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 4 05:19:53 2017 No.9593621 >>9589191 Is the mother hot?

Anonymous Sun Jun 4 05:28:25 2017 No.9593637

>>9593206
>this is a contradiction
It really isn't. Material conditions can drive people to behave in a certain way. If people are really inherently selfish then this race to the bottom for profit simply won't work.

Of course, mention something like economics or material conditions and it will drive /pol/ into a seizure.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 4 05:35:52 2017 No.9593651 >>9593465 and /his/ and /x/

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 4 10:09:53 2017 No.9594336 >>9593637 capitalism seems to be doing okay though. What are the successful communist countries? Oh right it's never actually been done before...

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 4 13:27:24 2017 No.9594920 File: 52 KB, 500x348, 1479945443045.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9594336 >capitalism seems to be doing okay though

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