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955929 No.955929 [Reply] [Original]

>Homeless people sleeping
>Foreigners stinking up the computer room
>Niggers destroying books
>Pedos stalking children

>> No.955934

As a black, foreign, homeless paedophile I support this thread.

>> No.955936

>>955934
>Black
>Spells paedophile properly

You dun goofed

>> No.955937

What the fuck kind of library do you go to?

I have never seen that at mine.

>> No.955945

THAT'S WHY I HAVE FINALLY GONE TO READING FROM E-BOOKS, AND PURCHASING THE ODD RANDOM PHYSICAL COPY OF A BOOK THAT I WISH TO PROBABLY READ MORE THAN ONCE.

>> No.955948

>>955936
>implying there are no black people in the UK

>> No.955951

My library...

HAS NO BOOKS

>> No.955953

>>955951

Does it have a large blu-ray collection?

>> No.955954

I know you're trolling, but if you actually believe that / don't go to the library, literally get the fuck out of /lit/

I'm looking at you, >>955945

>> No.955955

Never heard of downloading books?

>> No.955958

>>955953
No. It does have some VHS tapes, though.

>> No.955959

>>955955
It's not the same as having a physical copy. Turning a page is more satisfying than clicking.

>> No.955960

>>955954
IN AUSTRALIA HARDLY ANYONE READS, AND THOSE THAT DO AREN'T LIKELY TO READ ANYTHING HALF FUCKING DECENT.

SO IMAGINE WHAT THE LIBRARY IS LIKE MAN...

>> No.955961

>>955959
I THOUGHT THAT TOO, UNTIL I GOT MY KINDLE.

I GAIN SATISFACTION FROM THE STORY, NOT THE FUCKING FEEL OF PAPER. IF I DID, I WOULD WIPE TOILET PAPER ONTO MY PENIS UNTIL IT BLEEDS.

>> No.955963

>>955959

Satisfying how?

>> No.955968

>>955959
I'm satisfied in reading my fucking books, not turning pages

>> No.955973

As much as I like physical books, they take up an awful lot of space.

>> No.955978

>>955929
I've never seen any of that stuff.

>> No.955998

>>955929
Yeah, pussy, you are not carved out book reading. Stick to watching TV, amerifat.

>> No.956009

>>955998
The library: serious business.

>> No.956014

My library has none of the op's list except probably:

>Pedos stalking children

also

>Ghost town

>> No.956018

>>955929
That's what any public space in the U.S. is. You are either a shut in or live in the sticks.

>> No.956025

>>955937

The public kind

>> No.956026

Pedos will stalk children anywhere there are children. That's just what they do.

>> No.956027

public services.

>> No.956029

Hey fuck you man, every time I go on a trip I go straight to the library computers for a reason.

They're free and I'm cheap when I'm travelling.

>> No.956031

>>956026

That should be an the slogan of an awareness poster.

>> No.956037

>>955948
No you fucking idiot that was not what was implied at all, what was implied was that niggers can't spell because they are stupid

>> No.956041

sounds like you live in a shit hole op.

the libraries in my area are nothing like that.

>> No.956058
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956058

Our library has none of the things OP mentioned. The only part of it that isn't entirely normal is one old guy with a beard the size of Manhattan sitting at one of the chess tables and asking people to play against him, and he's not even creepy.

>> No.956066

>>956058
I'd love to play a random person in a game of chess.

Nobody in my town even know's what chess is.

>> No.956069
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956069

Let's post our libraries

>> No.956087
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956087

Sorry your library sucks, mine is pretty god tier; even so I imagine that all of that nonsense goes on, just that it is very spread out due to how large it is so you wouldn't encounter it as much

>> No.956103

http://www.youtube .com/watch?v=2ArIj236UHs

>> No.956102 [DELETED] 

>>955936
As an Irishman who uses the cisatlantic spelling, I will disagree.
The greek spelling would be better transliterated <<paidophile>> with a long i. However, far better simply to spell these words with an e, as James Joyce, for example did after a point in his career; they are now mostly monophthongs.
Also, how about, mine has only
>Niggers on computers

>> No.956113

Oh man, I was at the YMCA the other day and I saw my first live in the flesh pedophile. Dude was complimenting on these little boys outfits and stuff, shit was disturbing.

>> No.956114

Mine sucks because my city is pretty poor. But luckily, the county as a whole is rich, so the website fucking rocks. Also it's not too bad to have books shipped here.

>> No.956115

>>955936
As an Irishman who uses the cisatlantic spelling, I will disagree.
The greek spelling would be better transliterated <<paidophile>> with a long i. However, far better simply to spell these words with an e, as James Joyce, for example, did after a point in his career; they are now mostly monophthongs.
Also, how about, mine has only
>Niggers on computers

>> No.956116
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956116

Welcome to Vancouver bitchez.

>> No.956118
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956118

You mad cos I'm stylin' all over you?

>> No.956121

>>956103
anything's possible in the lye-berry

>> No.956128
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956128

Pfft, my library's fantastic. The reference section alone on the 8th and 9th floors has over a million items. Although I hate the façade. With a passion. I want to give the architect a bitchslap, cos he/she deserves it.

>> No.956127

>>955927
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>> No.956130

>>956118
I ain't even mad, that looks awesome.

>> No.956136

>>956128
Jesus, yeah, that thing looks like an Orlando hotel or something.

>> No.956146

My library doesn't actually have any popular literature, it just has loads of Stephenie Meyer, J.D. Robb/Nora Roberts and James Patterson.

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956149

>>956118

>> No.956152
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956152

Bitches don't know about Detroit.

>> No.956165
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>> No.956168

>>956128
I lol'd at the ancient greek touch, that's messed up.

>> No.956173

Bitches don't know about access-controlled university libraries.

>> No.956174
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956174

That's Dostoevsky's statue, bitches.

>> No.956180

>>956174
Is someone payed to clean the bird shit off it every day?

>> No.956178

There's no library anywhere near me. sop complaining.
we also don't have niggers, foreigners, or homeless people though.
we most likely have paedos.
But I'd take all those for some free books to read :(

>> No.956183

>>956146
>Implying none of those are popular...

>> No.956182

>>956178
*stop

>> No.956186

>>955926

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>> No.956190

>>956178
Become a homeless man, then, according to OP, you can live in a library.

>> No.956194
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956194

Seattle Public Library, designed by Rem motherfucken Koolhaas.

>> No.956196

I have never seen a homeless person in my local library. Or a black person, come to think of it.

>> No.956200

>>956194
whoa that looks like something of of shtar warsh

>> No.956201

lol why would a nigger even go into a library...

>> No.956205

You forgot to mention the tin-foil wearing xenophobic white youths who use nigger on the internet but wouldn't cough when confronted with an actual black person...I guess that was implied.

>> No.956206

>>956115
>As an Irishman

Stopped reading

>> No.956208
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956208

>> No.956207

>>956201
to steal books you cuntard

>> No.956209

>>956205
This and nothing else, god damn it.

>> No.956210

>>956208
Is that Toronto Public Library?

>> No.956214
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956214

>>956208

Now THIS looks more like my library.

>> No.956218
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956218

University of Toronto Robarts Library, built in the style of Soviet architecture.

>> No.956222

>>956214
If they're in Surrey, why aren't they wearing Fubus and gold chains?

>> No.956232

>>956222

Nobody here wears Fubu, and the only people wild gold chains are Asians with their little jade buddhas attached

>> No.956235

>>956207
they can't read

>> No.956236

>>955929
OP, are you in Bangalore by any chance? NH College? That pic looks like the library there O_O

>> No.956258
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956258

MODERN ARCHITECTURE

>> No.956333

Are american libaries really that way? Here in Europe they are just empty but I guess that's better than having scum.

>> No.956337

We have some seriously lazy and arrogant librarians at my local branch. They always get so pissed about ordering books from other libraries.

>> No.956339

libraries are for tools.

I download books, and buy them if I enjoy them and know I'll want to read them again...

>> No.956340

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>> No.956351

>>956333
I don't know where you live but here in my glorious socialist european country they are quite full, though none of the things OP mentioned.

>> No.956354

>>956236
dude

that pic looks like any generic library

>> No.956355

Here in Britain our libraries are great, they're full of young attractive students and you can order any book that you can think up!

>> No.956422

>>956351
Europe is no country, Palin.

>> No.956438

>>956422
He didn't say it was? He said "glorious socialist european country", not "glorious socialist europe is a country" or whatever the hell you thought he said.

>> No.957154

>>955961
now now, there's no need for violence

>> No.957160

>niggers destroying books

niggers can read

>> No.957167

>>956087
chicagofag here
i go there oftern

no homeless
lots of foreigners and old people
no children (only when they have the fun shit going on in the evenings)
lots of high school and college girls ^___^

>> No.957170

The downtown library branch in my city is pretty much this.

It's a beautiful building, with a fantastic collection.

But it's always full of hobos and people who don't give a crap about the books. Al they want to do is use the computers.

>> No.957175

LOL, I only go the the lib to get movies that I can't find in blockbuster. Seriously, who uses them now? I think they're going the way of the telephone booth.

>> No.957198

>>957175
Yeah, who possible uses the library these days, right?

Wait, I do.

>> No.957218

>>957198

Are you a homeless black paedophile?

>> No.957220

>>957218
I see, brb, blocking your tripcode.

>> No.957235
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957235

>>957220

STEALTH MODE ACTIVATED

Pic related, this is what you look like.

>> No.957251

Los Angeles downtown library is pretty awesome.

Except for people using public computers for porn (how do you think nobody will notice??), nothing that bad goes on.

>> No.957262

>>957235
Endless copypasta isn't going to get me trolled. I'm pretty sure that right now you're the one with the most butthurt in this thread.

>> No.957268

>>957262

>>He keeps responding!

laughingbitches.jpg

>> No.957277

>>955929
Where do you fit in OP? Are you suggesting to open a club where you can fit in?

>> No.957280

>>956355

THIS.

>> No.957281

>>957268
>>957268
Confirmed butthurt, keep trying.

>> No.957288
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957288

This is my local library.

Bonus points, I work in it. Why does it have a clock tower? I really wish I knew.

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957303

>>957281

>>he still mad