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Which girl from the Harry Potter series would you ask to the Yule Ball?

If someone has already posted (i.e. claimed) your desired date, who else would you choose?

I choose Ginny Weasley.

>> No.9510433

I choose a better book and a different thread

>> No.9510444

Moaning Myrtle.

>> No.9510464

just waiting for the pasta

>> No.9510479
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>>9510444
Congratulations, Moaning Myrtle has accepted your invitation!

The other female ghosts must be jealous!

>> No.9510489

Lovegood, Luna.

>> No.9510500

>>9510420
I don't read harry potter because I'm not a girl or homosexual

>> No.9510501

Cho, I'd destroy that asshole to oblivion. Also LITERATURE

>> No.9510507

The Asian chick

>> No.9510575

>>9510489
>Lovegood, Luna
GET OFF OF MY HP WAIFU

>> No.9510581
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>>9510507
>scottish chink
She was an enigma.

>> No.9510590

>>9510420
Harry potter, of course

>> No.9510598

bellatrix

she could get it fr

>> No.9510657

>>9510581
There;s actually loads of them over here. Glasgow has it's own chinatown

>> No.9510666

>>9510489
no, she's mine lmao u jus got btfo

>> No.9510668

>>9510500
I read it ages 9-13 like everyone else anon

>> No.9510682

Hermione
Because someone has to take one for the team

>> No.9510701
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9510701

Nobody has claimed Hermione yet. A company moved to my office building in the Summer of 2015, and since my office has a bunch of shared meeting rooms, a shared kitchen etc people from the new company would often come visit our office to print things out, make coffee, have meetings, etc. Among them was a girl who was my age and she reminded me of Hermione quite a lot. She was obviously intelligent and a little officious, but she was the cutest girl I've ever seen in person. I did some autistic research and found out both she and the majority of her co-workers were from affluent backgrounds and since I'm a poorfag with pretty shitty mental health I felt too intimidated to talk to her. For like 4 months she came to print shit out at the printer that was right by my desk but I pretended not to notice. I think she may have been interested in me but for whatever reason I fucked up and didn't show her how attracted I was to her. One night in December 2015 I had the idea to write her a letter and hand it to her quickly in passing. I posted it on here and most people said I should never contact a human female because I was so retarded. She quit her job towards the end of last year and I haven't seen her since. I feel bad whenever I think about her, so I try not to because I know it's unhealthy. She could have been my Hermionefu, and I might have been her Harry-san. Alas.

>> No.9510715

>>9510701
Nice story but get your hands away from her. >>9510682

>> No.9510719

>>9510715
Quite fitting really.

>> No.9510727

>>9510701
I remember that letter. It was legit retarded.

>> No.9510731

>>9510727
post it

>> No.9510736

>>9510719
what did he mean by this ?

>> No.9510742

>>9510727
I agree. I'm glad I didn't write it.

>> No.9510747

>>9510742
I'm glad I didn't write it either

>> No.9511309

>>9510479
literally trap harry

>> No.9511318

>>9510701
excellent post

>> No.9511348

>>9510420
>going with Draco
>claiming that delicious pure-blood boipucci

Would JK Rowling agree to some LGBT action? Maybe she can answer herself.

>> No.9511361

>>9510682
She went with the biggest sports star in the wizard world.

>> No.9511386

>>9511318
LOL she's gonna find herself a Ron

>> No.9511388

>>9510489
>tfw Luna Lovegood will never fuck my tranny pucci with a strap on

>> No.9511400

>>9510433
Hehe

>> No.9511502

List of decent HP smut:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1-w-bt80EWqTHL8VdrANYU1QStEVBh87ahPiIqLHC41c/mobilebasic

If you've never read anything, start with:
>It could only happen to Harry
>Whatevee happened to Bromance?
>Parkinson's Knickers

>> No.9511510

>>9511502
The fact that you have recommendations for this is alarming, anon.

>> No.9511524

>>9511510
I have better fapping sessions to smut fiction than most porn. Sue me.

>> No.9511534

>>9510668
Nice good one faggot. At that age I was reading alpha shit like Dune and lord of the rings.

>> No.9511541

>>9511524
>Not fapping on old futanari furries with tentacles
Seems you are new to the internet.

>> No.9511577

>>9511541
>not starting with regular hentai and dickgirls, progressing to futas and weird /d/ shit, ascending to shota doujins before coming back to het fiction

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>>9511577

>> No.9512258

>>9512242
>>9512242
rofl. i read it in his voice and bust a rib laughing

>> No.9512296

>>9512258
Who doesn't love a girl with a yuge penis?

>> No.9512348

Eowyn

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>>9510727
LOL