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9493802 No.9493802 [Reply] [Original]

Look at her, sweating, overwhelmed, nervous about the giant stack of mass that barely fits upon her palms. How can we calm her down?

>> No.9493808
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9493808

Give her a Charles Dickens

>> No.9493843

>>9493808
She said "I'm not interested in classical literature"

>> No.9493848

>>9493808
As a man named Charles, I'm ashamed I've never came up with that.

>> No.9493860

>>9493802
Does she read good stuff? We really fucked up with Carli. Like I mean we really fucked up. Her mom's channel was awesome too. Goddamnit.

>> No.9493859

Frankly, this semonic demonic is struggling precisely because she is in vital need of her life substance: semen. She needs to be filled to the brim with spunk and then she will calm down. This posturing about book series is a sham. Any of the initiated knows what it means. It is a coded signal for feed me, feed me, feed me.

>> No.9493867

She looks like that intentionally ugly chick from the new Mass Effect.

>> No.9493944
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9493944

>>9493808
Give her the Philip K. Dick

>> No.9494066

>>9493808
>not giving her ye olde shaky speare

>> No.9494083

>>9493802
What's her name?

>> No.9494102

>>9493843

>therefore she deserves the stake.

>> No.9494139

>>9493802
rigid reading schedule

>> No.9494176

Link her up senpaitachi

>> No.9494301

>>9493860
Yeah, imagine all the months and years of videos we've missed out on already.

>> No.9494321

>>9493860
Definitely not

>> No.9494419

>>9494301
Serious. My girlfriend and I wanted to make her tattertot casserole and we go back to get the recipe and you fucks have scared them off the net already.