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948601 No.948601 [Reply] [Original]

i'm actually a famous writer in real life. anyone want to guess who i am?

>> No.948602

No, but I do have to write a short story and I would like you to do it for me.

Will you?

>> No.948607

>>>/b/

>> No.948608

you wrote the Eragon books amirite?

>> No.948609

Stephanie Meyer

>> No.948617

tao lin

>> No.948618
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948618

Adolf Hitler.

>> No.948623

I tuned into the World Cup to watch it with tennis or golf-like silence.

Likewise, I moved from the suburbs to the city to enact noise abatement ordinances for all those pesky night clubs.

Similarly, I like attending Hip Hop events, but demand they eliminate the profanity.

I should add that I recently bought land in Mexico and promptly put up a fence and a security system.

Okay... Let's be honest. I'm an asshole.

>> No.948626

Hint!

>> No.948632

>>948601

No you're not

>> No.948636

Only Chuck Palahniuk would browse 4chan to steal ideas and fabricate generic novels.

>> No.948638

tao lin

also, no hipster would ever use the "tier" terminology because it's a stupid 4chanism

>> No.948645

>>948636
I think that a Palahniuk novel could easily be spun out of some of the misogynist fury of /r9k/.

>> No.948647

>>948601
Safran Foyer, or whatever the fuck. If it's you, you are terrible and Joyce Carol Oates is a troll.

>> No.948644

Stephen King of trolls

>> No.948655

The hints sound like a White Noise joke, but Delillo would be freaked out by 4chan.

>> No.948664

stroke that e peen

>> No.948753

Colson Whitehead.

>> No.948763

Neil gaiman. I know it's you.

>> No.948799

>>948601
Alive or dead?

>> No.948830
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948830

>>948638
>hipsters don't visit 4chan
>nobody uses "tier" on reddit.

>> No.949513
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949513

Oh hey Tao Lin

>> No.949523

tao lin makes me want to play Halo

>> No.949548

>>948601
Somehow I managed to make it all the way through that without raging, that is until the comment about Ringo.

Also Im guessing your Peter Chimera right?

>> No.949563

My dad must be a hipster... He always told me the Beatles were shit, Rolling Stones are better, lol.