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> my favorite fishy in the sea if I had to pick
> it would probably be a fishy like Moby Dick

Are you fucking kidding me?

>> No.9479821

>Call me by my name, Moby Dick

huh

>> No.9479827

dick means penis

>> No.9479828

> "Hey, who is the cool sea captain guy?"
> "They call him Mobius. Mobius Dickie."
> "Wow."

B R A V O
R
A
V
O

>> No.9479831
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>Moby DICK

>> No.9479834
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> It was 1984.

Are you fucking kidding me?

>> No.9479835

> Hello, par'dner! Allow me to introduce myself! I am THE COMPLETE WORKS OF WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE

>> No.9479839
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>"Surely you Bible!"

JESUS YOU FUCKING HACK ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.9479840
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>DICK
holy shit will he ever recover from this

>> No.9479851

> and Captain Ahab said "Wow, what a Moby KNOBHEAD"

haha melville le funnie dick guy

>> No.9479853
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9479853

> ye.
> ye.
> son.
> ye.
> you got yer blood on my meridian.
> you got yer meridian in my blood.
> ye.

>> No.9479854

You now realize the clay statue was actually Cthulu.

>> No.9479857
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9479857

> Once there was war.
> Then there was peace.

It's 1000+ blank pages after that. The fuck, Tolstoy.

>> No.9479874
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9479874

> He said to me that some days he felt like the worst Gatsby.
> but I knew. I knew the truth. He was never the worst Gatsby. He was the best Gatsby

>> No.9479882

> I see there be some road kill, squished toad
> but no cars have driven for a while down The Road

>> No.9479913

The Immortal Life Of Henrietta lacks

>> No.9479923

>>9479817
>At long last Sancho, after all these years, I have become The Ingenious Gentleman Don Quixote de la Mancha

>> No.9479999

>Yeah, yeah I get a-round (around)
>Cutting loose like a deuce in this one-horse town (town)
>You got your girl and I got mine (mine)
>The Crying of Lot 49
Bad

>> No.9480024

>Ye.
>Spits.
>[Spanish dialogue]
>And they rode on and on and on and on nigger nigger spics niggers and mexicans.
>The Judge looked at the sunset. Looks like a blood meridian tonight said the judge.
>Ye.
>Nigger.
>[Spanish dialogue]

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>>9479853

>> No.9480189

>Why, it's right around the corner
>What is?
>The Old Curosity Shop
DIIIICKEEEEEENS

>> No.9480239

> how many people died in spicy spain today?
> oh like around about 2666

bravo, bolano onalob ,ovarb

>> No.9480263

>>9479835
> that's nothing to shake a spear at, Will

wow

>> No.9480373

>Yo Plato what's on your mind senpai?
>I think we should vote republican because we live in The Republic.
So this is the power of western philosophy

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9480439

> ye ay ay we all inna di club shiet gettin inna di wiv da bubbly oi eyy n dey up onna fi pole shakin dey ass muh dik duin all dis work lmao
> n den tha DJ put mi fiddi jam on wam wam lmao damn da beat a mo fo nigga slap yo fro
> he a real OG original fire, a true dub liner

>> No.9480465

>>9479817
i know this isn't real but that was a p. cute rhyme and i would read any book that contained rhymes like it.

>> No.9480493
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>Drank in my cup yeah we getting ignorant
>Gettin kind of hungry bitch hand me my croissant
>Yeah you know this bitch is freak and I'm getting her in bed
>Sucked me off in the plaza guess you can call it Fountain head
No wonder people hate Ayn Rand

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> i'm the kinda nigga who sell out a ho
> sell out arenas, tours, merch n shows
> do jail time cus i make too much money, yo
> fake niggas wish they had these skills, bro

> on the inside a fake nigga get scared,
> on the inside a fake nigga get bare,
> doin life for fraud in a jail, man
> this is the Death of a Salesman

Damn...

>> No.9480538

> she sells sea shells on the sea shore
> and that's when the sailor realised that he was Yukio Mishima's The Sailor Who Fell From Grace With The Sea
> the sea too wet anyway

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>>9479853

>> No.9480543

>Yea dude fuck the murder, I totally banged that little girl.

>> No.9480557

>>9480493
>>9480439
jej