/lit/ - Literature

[Anonymous No.9437621]

What books can I read to impress /lit/ gals?

Pic related, was definitely a dense read.

[Anonymous No.9437646]

>>9437621

>impress lit gals

Don't bother reading, women have shit taste.

Just learn a few quotes off from the shite they read, the ones they probably have tattooed on their body alongside an image of a feather turning into a flock of birds

not all who wander are lost
so it goes
don't try
something from the hunger games/harry potter

then talk around it with complete bollox, like thematic descriptions you just made up.

[Anonymous No.9437650]

Actually, I'll include this as well, women are like this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_IzYUJANfk

except with books

[Anonymous No.9437658]

>>9437650
Not trying to defend them or anything but this feels really scripted.

[Anonymous No.9437659]

Huff their farts and call them fuckbirds.

[Anonymous No.9437671]

They think you are wise for reading anything deeper than a facebook post. So just read whatever you want and they will suck your dick. It works for me.

[Anonymous No.9437679]

>>9437621
if you want to be able to talk about a book with women read this piece of shit. Women read this because its trendy and they think its real poetry. They might be impressed that you can quote a poem from the book, here's my favorite

you mustn't have to
make him want you
he must want you himself

[Anonymous No.9438383]

>implying zarathustra will impress anyone

[Anonymous No.9438387]

>>9437646
>Don't bother reading, women have shit taste.

This shit again.

[Anonymous No.9438420]

>>9437621
Harry Potter
Twilight
Wuthering Heights
bell hooks
Ulysses
The Book Thief