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>My face when it's five in the afternoon, and I'm too drunk to work on my short story.

>> No.937711
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937711

Oh steve. What have you done

>> No.937716

>>937711
Sweet berry wine!

>> No.937722

>>937716
You're supposed to spit it out.

>> No.937731

>>937705
Wait until you get out of high school and realize that getting drunk during the day is just a symptom of your alcoholism.

>> No.937735

I really hate the cliché of the alcoholic "writer".

>> No.937738

>>937722
This stuff tastes like fruit.

(Also, I'm drinking whiskey. Not wine. Just thought I'd clear that up. And I think I'm fucking up the quotes because I'm drunk.)

>> No.937747

>>937731
Except I'm not in high school anymore...and I already realize it's just a symptom of my alcoholism.

Also:
>>937735
Me too.

>> No.937755

>>937747
I fucking hate you.

>> No.937769

>>937755
Now you know how I feel.

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>>937705
People's faces when they read OP's short story.

>> No.937776

>im drunk online lols

Thanks for the status update, dipshit

>> No.937800

"My God, no! I hope I've made that clear. Cheever remarked that he could always recognize "an alcoholic line" in a writer's work. I'm not exactly sure what he meant by this but I think I know. When we were teaching in the Iowa Writers' Workshop in the fall semester of 1973, he and I did nothing but drink. I mean we met our classes, in a manner of speaking. But the entire time we were there...I don't think either of us ever took the covers off our typewriters. We made trips to a liquor store twice a week in my car...Yes, stock up. But the store didn't open until ten A.M. Once we planned an early morning run, a ten o'clock run and we were going to meet in the lobby of the hotel. I came down early to get cigarettes and John was pacing up and down in the lobby. He was wearing loafers, but he didn't have any socks on. Anyway, we headed out a little early. By the time we got to the liquor store the clerk was just unlocking the front door. On this particular morning, John got out of the car before I could get it properly parked. By the time I got inside the store he was already at the checkout stand with a half gallon of Scotch. He lived on the fourth floor of the hotel and I lived on the second. Our rooms were identical, right down to the same reproduction of the same painting hanging on the wall. But when we drank together, we always drank in his room. He said he was afraid to come down to drink on the second floor. He said there was always a chance of him getting mugged in the hallway! But you know, of course, that fortunately, not too long after Cheever left Iowa City, he went to a treatment center and got sober and stayed sober until he died." -Raymond Carver

>> No.937820

>>937705

/lit/ ain't your facebook account faggot.

>> No.937821

>>937820
Watch this.

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937840

>>937820
>>937776
>>937755

>> No.937856

FIVE IN THE AFTERNOON
YOU HARI LOOK LIKE MOON

CHONG WONG DONKEY KNOG

>> No.937981

>>937856
lolwut

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>>937993
lolwut

>> No.938026

>>938011
my point exactly

>> No.938034

>>938026
lawlllll.

watch this.

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>> No.938045

>>938040
>Implying there are mods on /lit/.

>> No.938055
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938055

>My face when it is 1 am and i don't even want to write a short story and still am drunk

>> No.938052

>>938040
HEY!!!!!11111one

imagonnago smoke a cigarette. i'll be back ina few to continue this conversation, okay?

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>>938055

>My face when it's 3:30 pm and I'm going to bed, fuck it

>> No.938077
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938077

>My face when I'm sober and I don't want to do anything because it's too hot outside

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>>938077
>mfw i shoot an arab because it's hot outside

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>>938109
>my face when suddenly rats dying

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>>938077
>>938073
>>938055
>My face when this thread has reached its potential.

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>My face when I am only capable of writing essays

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>>938120
>My face when this party has just gotten started, Carlton

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>my face when semiotics is not discussed seriously as a political action

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>>938130
>My face when I'm glad you've decided to join us and when I'm drunk.

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>this is the my face picture i never get to use. i figured this would be the perfect time.

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>>938175
You're contribution is greatly appreciated.

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>>938175
>My face when Sun Yat-Sen was physically touring the United States when his precious planned revolution in China got kick-started by some moron who set us up the bomb too early.

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>>938183
>forgot greentext
>my bad
>also, my face when it is now seven, and I am still too drunk to write.
>should go to sleep soon because I have work in less than twelve hours.
>Pic related.

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938201

>my face when I post pictures of birds

>> No.938207

>>938196
God Almighty, you're hopeless, sad person.

>> No.938228

>>938207
Explain, please?

>> No.938242

It seems pretty pointless and ridiculous to tell people 1.) how drunk you are; 2.) how you're too drunk to write; and 3.) how you probably think you seem somewhat like Hunter S. Thompson, but fail miserably.

>> No.938255

work in less than 1 hour.

should I take a beer before to make it less boring?

>> No.938263

>>938255
Stop ripping Bukowski off, nigger.

>> No.938265

>>938255
Hell, why not just grab one for the road? Seems completely logical.

>> No.938273

>>938263
>>implying Bukowski was/is the only alcoholic bum writer.

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>>938242
>Hunter S. Thompson

>> No.938436

>>my face when forgot choose file hurr durr