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Write a story in 10 words.

>> No.9365594

Once upon a time, OP died while choking on dicks.

>> No.9365608

>>9365594

scene: a rainy cemetery

Dicks, groaned zombie OP. Need...dicks...

>> No.9365611

>>9365589
they met. they fell in love. she died, he followed.

>> No.9365629

A creaming comes across her eye. It is the last.

>> No.9365646

I didn't think I'd die with dicks up my ass.

>> No.9365656

Once upon a time, for sale, baby shoes, never worn.

>> No.9365678

>>9365589
for sale: baby shoes, never worn.
OP sucks large cocks.

>> No.9365680

>CAIN! I molest Golden Retrievers shoving pancakes up their asses!

>> No.9365687

The women who made me cum most was Casey Anthony.

>> No.9365725

I came, I saw. I came, I went. Thanks Tinder,

>> No.9365726

WATCH: petite teen fucked in retirement home re-uploaded [w/ eng sub]

>> No.9365738

A dangling woman holds the the rail of an apartment balcony

>> No.9365753

I was killed, and this is how my story ends.

>> No.9365778

Sufficiently advanced magick is indistinguishable from technology, time is circular

>> No.9365889

Crampton: Nigger, suck my dick.

Alejandreyzel: Yessuh, Colonel, right away!

>> No.9365900

He killed the last turtle, the audience cheered, he wept.

>> No.9365935 [DELETED] 

Breath biting whispers of pyhalocyanine, pulling...streaking downward its lane

>> No.9365946

>>9365589
Odin's kin lay folly, cinder castles, ashe clouds, death born

>> No.9365964

She was meant to be mine. He did not agree.

>> No.9365973

>>9365589
many eyes, afraid (of the) dark, fear rides, brain cries, eyes close

>> No.9366101

The wooden tooth filling brought a state of arrested development.

>> No.9366106

smart, nihilistic, with a wicked sense of humor.

>> No.9366109

They will tell you to write a story in ten words.

>> No.9366118

>>9365589
Riverrun

>> No.9366119

Fucked if i do, fucked if i don't, fuck, sigh

>> No.9366126
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>>9365687

Oh look what I found

It's too bad I cant subject her to my PEENal system

>> No.9366131
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>>9366106

>> No.9366200

Best
>>9366109

Worst
>>9365900

>> No.9366231
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>>9365900
Jeb!?

>> No.9366248

Nothing could prevent the rain from falling - despite his efforts.

>> No.9366260

>>9365589
Our bodies meet repeatedly.
Our minds ignore we share parents.

>> No.9366314

>>9365589
"I like you."
"I don't."
"We're in conflict."
"It's resolved."

>> No.9366317

>>9365589
"My problem is bad."
"Let's fix it."
"It's now fixed."

>> No.9366321

>>9366260
>>9365889
>>9365678

10/10

>> No.9366322

Start a life only to have it end then end

>> No.9366336

>>9366248
>>9366260
Nice.

>> No.9366351

>>9365589
The truth he thought savage was now his only recourse.

>> No.9366359

Stevie sharted in mart and slipped in it and died.

>> No.9366381

Yer da is over ma house playing with his shite

>> No.9366384

Finally, I started again. This time without subtitles.

>> No.9366395

>>9365589
Update: baby fine, feet just big. Daddy nigger, ok? Shhh!

>> No.9366437

I'm going to find the onepiece!

>> No.9366457

>>9365656
really made me think

>> No.9366500

>>9365726
I like this one. makes you think a bit

>> No.9366508

Following the breakdown, the boiler exploded with a loud bang

>> No.9366513

>>9366314
>>9366317
woah....

>> No.9366555

>>9365589
Zombie outbreak in the city of Athens. To the Acropolis!

>> No.9366560

>>9366359
Heartbreaking, deep, poignant. But most of all, honest.

>> No.9366578

crack for sale, never smoked.

>> No.9366591

>>9366578
Skull for sale, used.

>> No.9366599

Looking up, the vertigo set in. I was upside down.

>> No.9366601

>>9365589

For I have measured out my life in coffee spoons.

>> No.9366603

>>9365589
You? Never! Did the Kenosha Kid?

>> No.9366616

>>9365680
M E T A

>> No.9366628

The entire of this story contained nothing but ten words.

>> No.9366643

For sale: male shoes, mum bought me the wrong size.

>> No.9366655

>>9366628
>The entire of this story
Sounds awkward as fuck, desu.

>> No.9366738

>>9365589
He had a word limit which in the end he protested.

>> No.9366767

>>9366381
irish/lit/fag?

>> No.9366789

>>9366655
*This story in its entirety contained nothing but ten words.

Glad we could work this out

Glad we could work this out

>> No.9367375
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>>9365594
>>9365608

>> No.9367416

John refound his love at the bottom of the cliff.

>> No.9367671

"Onii-chan, let us pick some daffodils.... Eh? Blonde Anime Girls?"

>> No.9367683

I ate my own hot dookie and cum last night.

>> No.9367699

>>9365589
They began to hate, escalated to love, ended in tears.

>> No.9367708

>>9365589
A black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed.

>> No.9367710

For sale: baby. Never born. Because it died. Sad yet?

>> No.9367730

"There is nothing special about you."

"I know" you said.

>> No.9367741

Vigilant primate, sprightly specimen
Wielding weapon, cocked and ready
Boom

>> No.9367777

Alone in bed, just before falling asleep, I create God.

>> No.9367800

In bed, staring at stars, wondering where my roof is.

>> No.9367815

CRASH
A crash is very seldom, almost never, good news.

>> No.9367820

The loos became full of poos, so it begins again.

>> No.9367826

>>9365589
Internet nerd, for sale. Never used.

Four words to spare.

>> No.9367845

>>9367815
holy... i want more

>> No.9367875
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9367875

Another rejection by a publisher - my inbox is slowly filling.

>> No.9367879

>>9367800
breddy gud

>> No.9367893

>>9367875
like it

>> No.9368358

That lazy dog bit? The quick brown fox 'bought it.'

>> No.9368417
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>>9367777
holy kek

>> No.9368420

Man beats woman, she bears child. Child's life: tragic

>> No.9368423

>>9367815
nice

>> No.9368426

Morning sunrise, I know: today will be the last time

>> No.9368435

a story in 10 words

>> No.9368496

>>9365589
and now, in colour, an autistic ten-worded tale on /lit/

>> No.9368575

>>9367777
praised' em

>> No.9368750
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9368750

They loved each other's lovers, and never saw them again.

>> No.9368755

>>9365589
Her penis is bigger than mine.
Or rather, it was.

>> No.9368776

>>9367777
>in bed
doing it in the shower is much more convenient

>> No.9368789

>>9365589
My mom is now my dad, and vice versa

>> No.9368802

Post-op, grandad became grand-they, but then dad released the safety.

>> No.9368851

>>9366200
Honored to receive award for worst, reminds me of home.

I hope I've myself redeemed, with these 10 word strings.

My uncle raped me until 18. After it was just buttsex.

>> No.9368854

Knowing it was his fault pained him the most.

>> No.9368860

Killed her in my sleep, which she was also in.

>> No.9368868

>>9368854
This is the worst piece of garbage I've read in my entire life, and I've read Chad Kultgen.

Know this: every microgram of terribleness you've produced here (and there's about 10 kilograms worth) was every bit your fault.

I just vomited.

>> No.9368888

wow they sure dont make anime like they used to

>> No.9368912

>>9368888
nice octoquads, aka the main character in sexy space-alien hentai.

>> No.9368948

I posted it again. With anger they replied. I'm important. .

>> No.9368999

""""Alas!" said God," said Einstein," said Hitler," said God, neatly.

>> No.9369013

"Hi."
"George."
"Finished?"
"Almost."
"Hurry."
"I am."
"They're almost here."

>> No.9369090

>>9369013
genious

>> No.9369688

>>9368999
i like this a lot

>> No.9370022

>>9365589
For sale: Baby shoes, full of cum, very very worn.

>> No.9370132

my uncle raped me. he died, then i raped him

hehehe

>> No.9370153

>>9365589
For sale: dead baby, never worn
One hundred percent off

>> No.9370299

After the first day, he said he would not die

>> No.9370497

world ended. one man was alive. he heard a knock.

>> No.9370509

Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me

>> No.9371132

Braided wire stops my breath in the oak tree shade

>> No.9371240

I want to suck on her feminine penis right now!

>> No.9371260

Niggers don't know how to count to ten.

>> No.9371262

>>9370509
Roll

>> No.9371410

When the frog croaks its last breath, the memes die

>> No.9371413

>>9371132
Stop plagiarizing, cuck.

>> No.9371432

>>9365589
She craved his attention, but he just loved the dick.

>> No.9371446

Child goes to doctor, gets vaccines - AUTISM. Many such cases!

>> No.9371496

Limp, his pruned hand fell to his side. Masturbation: Complete.

>> No.9373475

The frog jumped, joked, quacked, quarreled, loved, lost, dived, died.

>> No.9375062

Caius was a man

>> No.9375093

>>9371413
What the fuck are you talking about? Who did I plagiarize?

>> No.9375101

>>9365589
The day dawned familiar and abhorrent. Again.

>> No.9375104

I didn't think he'd kill them until the church exploded.

>> No.9376511

The other poets drank champagne over his bullet ridden corpse.

>> No.9376552

>>9365589
The nigger killed a baby because its crying made it ANGRY

>> No.9377517

>>9376552
i hate you and i hope you dissect a frog soon

>> No.9377530

>>9377517
In 2017 the frog dissects you

>> No.9377593

>>9377530
>it's twenty-seventmeme
>not understanding feedback loops

ISHYGDDT

>> No.9377603

>>9377593
Do acronyms count as one word?

>> No.9377613

>>9377603
Yes, but for example, 'ISHYGDDT' isn't an acronym. Technically it's just an abbreviation. An acronym has to be pronounceable, like NASA or NASCAR. If you have to sound out each word within the abbreviation, like in DOJ, then I'd say it counts as many words as letters in it.

But the jury might still be out on that.

>> No.9377643

>>9377613
Well I always pronounce it as ee-she-gee-dee-dee-tee in my head when I read it.

>> No.9377701

>>9377643
no you don't anon

>> No.9377792

Doctor's back from Chicago today, or maybe it was tomorrow.

>> No.9377843

Finally, he made up his mind. Alas! It didn't matter.

>> No.9377862

>>9377843
o fuck the story of life condensed into a dozen minus two digits of words like what the fuck do we do now time to start stocking up the doomsday shelters with virgins to fill full of babygoo and repopulate the world that this post totally obliterated into smithereens nihilism now has a name and its fucking this guy get over it the rest of 4chan our new sheriff has been crowned and his names this guy all hail this guy and his gloriously weighty balls and brain stem 'cause great things are on the horizon called tomorrow and since we got a new king on the field risk gon be limited to the breadth of one breath by this dude 'cause aint nobody got one up on this guy he just slapped down three pulitzers two nobels and an howitzer on these bitches time to take cover and eat feces because we're nothing but primitive cavemen compared to this transcendent entity emanating light in our digital presence here on this japanese basket weaving erotica forum called 4chan hold on I gotta go to the loo but ill be back to talk this dude up the new sherrifff in town

>> No.9378494

>>9377862
Chapter 2.
He was moved, *inspired*. He wrote his shit. Then shat.

>> No.9378639

>>9378494
Thattaboy!!!!

>> No.9378745

1[Ten 10s 2ing (from-ing), 5'd in neat halves. (B)asking by themselves: "0(no) 1s here?!"]0

>> No.9378748

How Can Mirrors Be Real If Our Eyes Arent Real

>> No.9378751

This is definitely the worst thread on /lit/ right now

>> No.9378787

>RECORD SCRATCH
You're probably wondering how I ended up here.

>> No.9378791

For sale, one remaining enemy. God never counted. Also CRASH.

>> No.9378795

The last man on earth gets a reply on 4chan

>> No.9378801

>>9378795
Moments later, alien James Joyce ravages his farting fuckbird boipucci.

>> No.9378810

>>9365611
BOOOO FUCK OFF

>> No.9378849

"I'm starving." said the rotund man.
"If only." said his servant.
>inb4 11 words

>> No.9378865

>>9378849
this is eleven words. are you too retarded to not follow basic instructions? or do you think you're special enough that the world has to bend to your rules? Pick one ""faggot.""

>> No.9378879

>>9365589
one four enemies left: golden retrievers, pancakes, loud sounds, God.

>> No.9378891

>>9378865
I thought retarded people were special?

>> No.9378923

>>9378891
special falls on both sides of the bell curve anonkin

>> No.9379647

one ass, one cock, oooh aaah, AAAH AHHH AHHH AAAAAH

>> No.9379877

>>9365589
Anon gets devirginization. Kills himself cause he finally made it.

>> No.9380004

China, they are not our friend. Believe me folks. Bigly.

>> No.9380020

Death stopped and life became corrupt, stagnant, and entropy increased

>> No.9380036

>>9380020
hello Philip K. Dick

>> No.9380082

Months later, I put the urn on the mantlepiece.

>> No.9380490

They left together in search of face. They found it.

>> No.9380554

>>9365589
I have come here to see, yet I find nothing.

>> No.9380582

>>9365589
It was a rainy afternoon, the sun peering shyly through

>> No.9380598

>>9365589
You won't need your Lego once you are death son.

>> No.9380727

Gorge; a large emptiness before your very eyes, confusingly inedible.

>> No.9381250

>>9366591
>>9366578
toilet paper for sale: USED

>> No.9381288

>>9368999
>>9370022
>>9370153
>>9371496
>>9371446
>>9379647
>>9378849
>>9366591
the best

>> No.9381318

>>9365611
T. John Green.

>> No.9381363

a nigga died when he bought skittles

>> No.9381411

>>9365589
Fading lesbian musician nurses a handbag. Motherlessness has wrought madness.

>> No.9381466

>>9381411
B-but she's my anima! That caffeine calm, those mismatched shoes..

>> No.9381476

Seething, he almost let Russian slip, which would've compromised everything.

>> No.9381884

>>9381476
Well done, anon. Poised between a before and after. Imagination.

>> No.9381893

>>9365589
"See you soon," he said to empty air.

>> No.9382185

OP gave me a nice blowjob a few nights ago

>> No.9382209

He waited, and waited with all his soul; then died.

>> No.9382263

Go to check and man door hand hook car door

>> No.9382269

>>9368999
Reminds me of John Barth.

>> No.9382430

>>9366601
Eliotfag spotted

>> No.9382448

Glip Glop couldn't stop, ran down to the bubblegum shop.

>> No.9382468

>>9382263

winrar

>> No.9382470

i just fucked ya bitch in some gucci flipflops

>> No.9382477

It's not fair Dad can't come, mom. I get bullied.

>> No.9382509

>>9368755
Lol.
>>9365778
2legit2quit
>>9365687
Indeed, Samsung's most daring phone design
>>9368999
Impressed
>>9377843
Clever, I like it
>>9381476
Well contained. Nice.

>> No.9382614

>>9382269
>>9381884
>>9382509
i'm trash fuck all of you

>> No.9382624
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9382624

He hated how everyone judge his writing in the thread.

>> No.9382744

>>9382614
Agreed, you are overrated in this thread

>> No.9382902

>>9365589
At the end she laugh but only for the blood