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>> No.929698
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>> No.929705

I found Ulysses to be quite overrated.

>> No.929707

She's far too attractive for this board.

>> No.929708

>>929695
>>929698

An important lesson in usage of angles.

>> No.929714

>>929705

When something gets as much hype as Ulysses, it's always going to end up feeling overrated. Doesn't mean it's not incredible, especially for 1922.

>> No.929716

MY TASTY COLORS!

>> No.929717

sage

>> No.929721

Jesus, you should have made your attempt to read Ulysses in high school not when you are 22, and the House of Leaves is just embarrassing.

>> No.929725

>>929698
Holy crap, that chick is hot.
>>929695
OP can't compete.

>> No.929726

>>929695
You're pretty in a weird way, and I just read those books in the past 2 months. If you lived in my city, I'd ask you to coffee.

just thought you should know.

>> No.929727

>>929714

Yeah, you are right

>> No.929730

>>929721
What the fuck are you talking about you retarded monkey?

>> No.929735

oh lol

>> No.929736

>>929730
Do you speak English?

>> No.929758

Where is Beg-chan? Is she gone forever?

>> No.929761

You are now aware that some Alpha dude is fucking her every night

Or she might just be a lesbian

>> No.929769

brb fapping

>> No.929788

>>929761
Alpha-dude? No, she's most likely a quiet hipster-ish-type with low self esteem. She'll go for another nerd.

>> No.929792

>>929788
nah dude she's got tattoos on her arm

total slut

>> No.929800

Hahaha, this girl is turning into some kind of /lit/'s comic relief.
It doesn't matter if she's attractive or not, I just can't forget that silly story that actually got her what she wanted.

>> No.929812

>>929792
I thought it was just her delicate hair

>> No.929815

>>929792
man, have you attended or just visited a college that is above third tier? the world is teeming with girls like that.

>> No.929817

TITS OR GTFO

>> No.929818

Sage and move on, nothing to see here.

>> No.929820

May we just call her /lit/-chan?

>> No.929833

Saaaaaaaaaaage

>> No.929857

I don't really like how she looks. She is not ugly, but I think the way she comes across is annoying. She clearly has no taste in literature, or rather just that her taste is highly informed by what she perceives as popular. She is essentially pretentious, uninteresting and desperate for some kind of attention. I would imagine father issues, or just a really boring personality which she compensates for by being an asshole. OP go to hell.

>> No.929861

Keep this thread alive

>> No.929862

>>929820

Queen of /lit/.

>> No.929870
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>>929857

>> No.929878

sage

she's not even hot

no nudes either

>> No.929887

bump

>> No.929892

>>929695
>Thanks /lit/, now I can look smart by pretending to read these books in public.

>> No.929901

you fags realize that if you encourage this shit, all the kind giftanons are going to disappear right?

>> No.929902

>>929820

she does not fill the requirements to be a -chan

>> No.929918
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929918

>Ulysses overrated
>man she's not even pretty I wouldn't even date her
>some alpha dude is fucking her
>the first two posts

>> No.929927

You guys realized 'she' admitted to being a trap, right?

>> No.929928

At any rate, i don't see the point in this thread, obviously OP just got some books off her shelf, got some old packaging as props and is pretending to have received these books in a misguided grab for some attention. She is so boring....

>> No.929936

house of leaves is very good. Ulysses is the most overrated novel in history.

>> No.929940

She's not hot. Her glasses are ugly. Everyone not saging this is a faggot. Whoever bought her books is a fucking retard.

It was cool when we had the gift threads and we did nice things for each other just for the sake of doing something nice, but now this crying, begging crotch pheasant has sufficiently destroyed that.

>> No.929941

>>929927
sauce

>> No.929944

>>929927
She looks sexy for a trap, I don't mind

>> No.929950

>>929928

nah bro, someone's been buying her books. feels bad man

>> No.930359

this fucking bitch

>> No.930372

>>930359

thanks for bumping this shit when it was almost dead bro

>> No.930375

>>930372
You bumped it too dumbfuck.
And I just did to..but I don't care.

>> No.930377

>>930375

newfag doesn't know how to sage

>> No.930384
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>> No.930385

>>930377
Just did.

>> No.930386

As if this wasn't bumped on purpose.

>> No.930388

>>930385

Sure, mate. Keep covering your newfaggotry up.

>> No.930391

hey guys lets remember to always check the filenames eh

>> No.930392

>>930385

So then why did you bump this to the front page?

Really, why?

>> No.930398

>>930392
Why the fuck did you bump it? It was probably going to die in a couple of hours.

>> No.930399

She's not THAT hot but I'll always give a +1 bonus to chicks with tattoos that are larger than a tiny cartoon tweety bird on their ankle or whatever.

In my (admittedly small) sampling, they are all crazy in bed.

>> No.930403

Die already.

>> No.930406

>>930398

wut? I've been saging this thread all day. I just want to know why this asshole

>>930359

felt the need to bump this shit from page 15

>> No.930808

bmup

>> No.930818

I read Ulysses. Shit made no sense. People just read it to look intelligent.

Prove me wrong.

>> No.930819

>>930399
She has tattoos?

>> No.930820

Wait!

Is she a trap?

>> No.930832

CAPS LOCK GUY DOES NOT APPROVE OF THIS THREAD!

>> No.930848

>>930820
oh you.

Stop trying to get our hopes up.

>> No.930859

HAY GUYS

>> No.930869
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930869

Go to bed with >>929698

wake up with >>929695

>mfw

>> No.930895

>>930859
YOU ARE NOT ME.

>> No.930939

This needs a BAMP

>> No.930945

The places my tongue would go...

>> No.930989

Posting every day till she comes back

>> No.931014

Anyone has the picture of the chimpanzee with the tigers from yesteday?
Posted in the thread, but lost the image D:

>> No.931022

>>931014
I SEEM TO RECALL A BEAUTIFUL GIRL BY THE NAME OF 'JOHN', AND PLENTY OF SINKS :)

>> No.931033

>>931022

Win

>> No.931044
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931044

>>931022
Cool sinks. IT was something like this, but smaller.

>> No.931061

Btw, you guys need to let her go, don't be SO stupid. If you saw the thread from yesterday, it was obvious she is a whore, a begging bitch, a newfag trap, whatever. Let her go. Her sort is teh real cancer, not threads about 11 year old girls who cry.

>> No.931064

>>931044
yeah, it cut out that ugly dyke

>> No.931067

>>931061
CAPSLOCK GUY AGREES

>> No.931069

>>931044
I don't even know what's going on in this thread, but that pic made my day and possibly my week. Thanks anon.

>> No.931070

Holy fucking shit you guys are retarded

1-IT'S A TRAP
2-STOP GIVING HIM THE ATTENTION HE SO BADLY CRAVES
3-STOP BUYING HIM SHIT, IT ONLY ENCOURAGES THIS TYPE OF BEHAVIOUR

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931081

Some of the sinks were dope.

>> No.931085

>>931070
YES. WERE YOU THERE YESTERDAY? :)

>> No.931086

>>931081
whoa

>> No.931088

>>931070
How do you know

>> No.931089
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931089

>>931081
Sinks are cool, but how about stairs?

>> No.931091

>>931070
So what if it's a trap? She's sexy so I don't see why I should care

>> No.931096

>>931091
LOL. YOU FIND THAT ATTRACTIVE?

>> No.931097

>>931088
She posted her wiener

>> No.931099

http://www.amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/2NPJ8T1ACBOOO/ref=cm_sw_su_w
http://www.amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/2NPJ8T1ACBOOO/ref=cm_sw_su_w
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http://www.amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/2NPJ8T1ACBOOO/ref=cm_sw_su_w
http://www.amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/2NPJ8T1ACBOOO/ref=cm_sw_su_w
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http://www.amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/2NPJ8T1ACBOOO/ref=cm_sw_su_w
http://www.amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/2NPJ8T1ACBOOO/ref=cm_sw_su_w
http://www.amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/2NPJ8T1ACBOOO/ref=cm_sw_su_w
http://www.amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/2NPJ8T1ACBOOO/ref=cm_sw_su_w
http://www.amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/2NPJ8T1ACBOOO/ref=cm_sw_su_w
http://www.amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/2NPJ8T1ACBOOO/ref=cm_sw_su_w

>> No.931104

>>931097
Where?

>> No.931106

>>931088
It's "tits" are covered up with something flat, like paper or books in every picture they've posted. And look at that jawline. Plus, the hair isn't quite as nice as a female whoring out her looks on the internet would keep it. It kind of has that 15-year-old metalhead look to it. And the fingers/nails look pretty mannish, too.

It kind of looks like a skinny Andrew WK with makeup on. I'm not saying I'm sure one way or the other, just that anyone buying shit on the basis of "OMG a poor helpless girl!" is pretty fucking stupid.

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>>931099
>Copy name
>Search name on Facebook

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>>931089

Looks cool, but also doesn't look as if it would support my weight.

Besides, we all know the bookcase-stairs is best

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931111

>implying traps aren't hot

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>>931089
in dutch a stair is called a "trap"

where is your god now?

>> No.931113

>>931106
AND NOT TO MENTION HER DESPERATE ATTEMPT AT TRYING TO ACT LIKE A GIRL. FOR EXAMPLE, CONSISTENT '<3'S', ETC.

>> No.931114

>>931106
Um it would be stupid either way

>> No.931116

>ugly cunt
>garbage reading

Why is this on the front page? Oh, right, because /lit/ has an awful community.

>> No.931117

>>931111
No longer a trap, clearly into tranny territory now.

>> No.931120

>>931116
OR BECAUSE ALL IT TAKES TO GET A THREAD ON THE FIRST PAGE IS ONE REPLY. THAT'S NOT EVEN FACTORING IN THE SLOW SPEED OF /LIT/.

NICE TRY.

>> No.931124

>>931107
>>931107
>>931107
>>931107
>>931107
>>931107
>>931107
>>931107
>>931107
>>931107
>>931107
>>931107
>>931107
>>931107
>>931107

>> No.931126

>>931107
DONE YESTERDAY

>> No.931127

>>931114
Well, of course. Feeding attention whores is always a dumb idea. If you really need something, just wait for a kindanon, or go to the used book store and get it (or anything to hold you over until you can get what you want) for .25-$1.00.

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>> No.931136

True, I think it takes a couple of days to get a thread down to page 15.

>> No.931155

>>931136
But that thread disappeared

>> No.931160

>House of Leaves

Enjoy your shit.

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>>931160
Too deep for you?

>> No.931195

Not on Page 0?

I can't let this happen

>> No.931204

queen of /lit/

>> No.931205

>>931195
I'm afraid I can't do that

>> No.931210

>>931195
That's because you're reterded

>> No.931229

>>931210
>reterded

>> No.931233

Please come back ;_;

>> No.931234

>>931229
Ya. It's what u are

>> No.931235

>>931210
ur retired

>> No.931236

>>931233
I don't think you really want that, just imo

>> No.931240

at least the auto-sage will save the day (eventually)

>> No.931251

saging for /b/shit

>> No.931256

I could dress myself up as a girl and make a amazon wishlist and whore around /lit/ asking everybody for books but I don't think that's going to happen because I would kill myself afterwards.

>> No.931274
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>> No.931324

Come back Beg-chan

>> No.931329

>>931274
ugly whore, she must bow down to queen of /lit/

>> No.931344

Dear god, I thought she was back for more...

>> No.931384

This dude is back again? What the fuck...

>> No.931394

This tranny is going to make me stop visiting lit if he doesn't stop making these fucking threads.

>> No.931435

bump :D

>> No.931514

Can I marry you OP?

>> No.931554

dear OP

i would fuck you, at full force

>> No.931559

This ugly trap needs to post cawk or gtfo.

>> No.931566

>almost asleep when someone bumps thread to page 1
>go to sleep assured it will be gone when I wake up
>awake to find it still on page one
>I am disappoint

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931596

Hey guise, am I too late?

>> No.931609

I love you

>> No.931616

>>931596
lol

>> No.932420

Where are you?

>> No.932443

Oscar Wilde is Queen of /lit/. God, this board is younger than a year and it already has newfags.

>> No.932458

There hasn't been a single gift thread since this bitch showed up.

>> No.932576

bamp

>> No.932580

>>932458

That's a good thing

>> No.932585

>>932580

fuck you

>> No.932718

she looked likea guy when she first posted her beg thread.

go to a library you CUNT you don't need to fucking own the book to read it

>> No.932726

>>932718
Why aren't you saging?

>> No.932732

>>932726
A better question would be, why the fuck are people posting in this thread?

>> No.932738
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932738

Queens of /lit/

>> No.932740

>>932732
A better question yet would be "Why is this thread still here?" It has ceased to be even remotely related to literature. It's now a troll/ragefest, on top of some initial camwhoring.

>> No.932743

The thread we love to hate.

>> No.932751

>>929705
you wanna know whats overate, THE FUCKING BIBLE!

>> No.932757

>>932751
edgy

>> No.932760

>>932738
hello op

>> No.932769

>>932757
What did you buy anyway Stagolee?

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>>929695
>>929698

>> No.932785

Once I reach page 15, I's be free

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>> No.932799

>>929698
This bitch looks like Amy Winehouse

DO NOT WANT

>> No.932816

>>932799
but she might come with free crack for life

>> No.932833

>>932785

GO BACK TO WORK, DAVE

>> No.932930

Delicious book lady

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>> No.932951

I want proof it is atrap and not just an ugly girl.

>> No.932958

>>932951
He confirmed he was a trap days ago. Wouldn't show us his dick though, faggot.

>> No.932971

>>932958
>wants to see dick
>calls someone else faggot

>> No.932978

>>932971

>goes on 4chan
>doesnt undetstand it

>> No.932994

>>932978
>green text
>trolling

>> No.933002

The trap is the faggot because he chooses to act effeminately and flash his dick to other men.

The man wanting to see the dick is just a poor defenseless young man who's confused about his identity.

See how that works?

>> No.933224

The girl is not a trap. She has a boyfriend. Yes, She.
She didn't admit anything, ever, I was here when she showed up for the first time and I was here when her boyfriend was found.

Now, could you please stop bumping this? It almost seems like some people actually want to see more of her, when it's very likely that she's gone forever. Yes, forever.

>> No.933264

>>933224
THAT'S WHAT I WANT. IT GONE FOREVER.

>> No.933282

>>933264
yo whatup capslock guy

>> No.933585

<3

>> No.933637

>>933264
Then stop fucking posting on it. Every time you post on it extends its life span. So stop being that faggot who brings these threads back up by saying how much he wishes they would die. And yes, I realize I'm spreading this thread more by posting, but I'm so sick of people complaining about threads not dying while posting on the very thread they claim to wish dead.

>> No.933640

>>933637
OK, I'll stop so now everyone else stop.

>> No.933805

Maybe she's not online on weekends

>> No.933830

OP, wither are thoust? Mine desire is like a neckbearded steed riding pulsingly against the horizon.

>> No.933982

What was the linl to her Amazon wishlist?

>> No.934043

>>933982

>lemonparty.org

>> No.934119

Come back!

>> No.934842

derp

>> No.934895

Woah! This one went pretty far down...be more careful /lit/! This is /lit/-Chan! KAWAIII DESU NE?

>> No.934908

Why does this Suicide Girl still have her clothes on?

>> No.934910

SO WHAT ARE YOU GUYS READING NOW? METRO 2033 FOR ME!

>> No.934932

why does this thread continue? let it die folks, let it die

>> No.934966

>>934932
Continue until she comes back

I want to chat with her

>> No.934975

>>929705
>>929936
so no on ulysses yes on house of leaves?

>> No.935060

>>934966

why?

She's not going to show you tits/cock. You that desperate for female attention?

>> No.935498

bump

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>> No.935539

>Female posts on /lit/.
>178 posts and 20 image replies omitted. Click Reply to view.
>/lit/ proves itself to be full of desperate virgins.

>> No.935549

>>935539

>implying OP isn't a shemale

>> No.935558

>>935549

i don't believe we've seen conclusive proof, have we?

>> No.935560

sage

>> No.935564

>>935539
Yeah, I don't get it. I guess they are thrilled that she is a reader? But then again, she can't be much of a reader if she needed us to suggest Ulysses and House of Leaves to her.

>> No.935565

>>935558
no, but I remember it admitted to being one in one of these threads. could've been an imposter though.

>> No.935568

Jesus motherfucking Christ.

>> No.935573

As one who has bumped this thread from the brink of death at least 3 times now, I can only say it's mostly to see people rage about it still being here.

>> No.935578

>>935573

You ever been murdered cunt?

>> No.935591

ho noes!

a shitty thread on a message gets bumped!

quick!! rage and murder!!

>> No.935597

Does the trap have a trip?

>> No.935599

She's so beautiful and smart... I'd buy her books if she talked to me :3

>> No.935604

>>935591
basic courtesy. jesus fuck kids these days.

>> No.935606

i want to say that we should make this into a hookup thread. there are pretty much a good amount of femanons on this board.

>> No.935610

>>935578

My work here is done for now, I'll be back tonight to make sure the thread gets bumped.

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935618

>>935606

Yeaaaah, but if they look anything like OP....

>> No.935622

Hi

I am looking for a femanon in the new york area.

I like movies based on books and starbucks coffee.

I have an interesting look and am avaliable most fridays.

>> No.935627

>>935606

Hey, /lit/, I'm a GURL READER.

Wanna go out with me?

>> No.935628

sage!

>> No.935629

>>935627
no.

>> No.935631

>>935618
Croaker! hmmm, I'm trying to tune myself to your likes and dislikes. So, trap-like is a no?

>> No.935632

>>935622
>I have an interesting look
this is what hipsters really believe!

>> No.935634

>>935631

Got to admit it doesn't do it for me.

>> No.935637

>>935634
tell me what you desire.

>> No.935645

Or better yet, we continue to sage.

>> No.935657

This is why we can't have nice things, /lit/

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>>935637

>> No.936017

>>935677
Srly? I have asian looking eyes, is that good enough?

>> No.936022
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/THREAD

MAKE HER GO AWAY

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>>936017

Well.... I dunno, depends on the gaming part.

>> No.936397

Hmmmmm...I think we are starved for female attention. Maybe we shouldn't have been reading books all this time...

>> No.936412

>>936397
hi again op

>> No.936425

Ooooooo /lit/-chan! Sooooo kawaii! J'amoooooourrreeee!

>> No.936434

I would very much like to see her armpits, preferably after at least a few days of not shaving, if not a full month.

>> No.936441

>>936085
Taking the opportunity to say this... But Sharin no Kuni is like, the biggest, trolliest troll ever.
Also, what is wrong with your fonts? Are you refusing to enable Japanese locale or use applocale or something?

>> No.936452

>>929695
I can tell just by looking at her face that she has intensely strong rape & abuse fantasies.

Tall, thin girls always do.

They want to be slapped around, tied-up, used like a cheap little whore; their every hole stretched and hurt and filled with cum; used like a worthless piece of meat.

Fucking cumbuckets.

>> No.936459

>>936452
How could you say that to /lit/-chan! That's so mean! She's so nice...I can tell just by looking at her that she is kind to animals and enjoys all things good and right in the world. Perhaps she even volunteers at a soup kitchen, and reads James Joyce to the homeless people on her breaks. For Shame! Thinking such mean things!

>> No.936460

>>936452
Yeah. I hate those types :(

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>>936452
>implying everyone with a particular body style has the exact same sexual predilection

>> No.936487

>>936467
I can tell by the slightly desperate look on that fucking whore's face.

I don't mean it in a nasty sense; I'd be more than happy to rape her fucking cunt and leave it sore, gaping, dripping a mixture of her cum and mine. I'd even be willing to slap her around, make her beg Daddy to rape her and have her suck my dog while I hammered her ass.

But she does very plainly desire to be raped.

>> No.936498

>>936487

Anon, you so hardcore.

>> No.936507

Jesus H. Tittyfucking Christ. I know this is 4chan but you assclowns really take the cake.

Some femanon posts a picture of the book a kindanon bought for her and you all start whipping your skippies talking about rape fantasies.

It would be funny if it weren't so incredibly pathetic.

>> No.936514

This dudes eyebrows look like caterpillars.

>> No.936542

>>936507
No, I think he's right. She does look like one of those girls one may safely rape without worrying about tiresome complications with the police. There are very many girls like this; young ones especially (12-15, say) are particularly liable to suffer it silence, to keep Daddy's secret, for fear of the shame of discussing it.

However, best to wear a balaclava on the off-chance you have misjudged the young slut in question.

>> No.936557

>>936467
>implying that not all fat girls like anal

>> No.936558

>>936507
Amen brother. I kind of wonder what it is that produces this particular misogynist response? And with the anonymity 4chan affords it seems to explode out with particular vigour, particularly if the girl in question is attractive and has received attention (ie books)...why do you think this is?

>> No.936564

>>936557
lulzor; who cares what fat girls want or think?

I wouldn't cheapen myself by raping one of those.

>> No.936566

>>936558
>>936507
At least we're not homos like you guys

>> No.936574

>implying anon could get it up in front of a girl or wouldn't prematurely ejaculate before any possible intercourse

>> No.936576

>>936564
Obviously you've never done a fat girl in the but.

...feels good, man.

>> No.936577

>>936566
>implying you're not some Jabba the Hut of a fat girl who's "bisexual" because she's desperate and can't get any cawk

>> No.936580

>>936574
Premature Ejaculation prior to sex is awesome. Helps you last longer when you finally get it in.

>> No.936583

>>936576
in the but what?

>> No.936585

>>936576
I've done my fair share of fat girls, but never in the ass. You, good sir, have inspired me to try harder.

>> No.936589

>>936580
Holy moly, someone on 4chan who actually knows the secret to long-lasting sex??!

>> No.936594

>>936558
I think most people are upset with the fact that she used her gender (something natural and out of your own control) to try and get books, and people were dumb enough to enable that. If she had just posted her wishlist in a gifting thread, and then made a normal "thanks /lit/" thread when she got the books, there'd be no shitstorm. Of course, she didn't do it that way because shitstorms = attention.

Oh well.

>> No.936595

Pfft, I'm disappointed that during intercourse anon can't hold back and pace themselves.

>> No.936597

Anyway, does this cock-hungry cunt actually post here?

I'd like her view on rape fantasies.

I'd furthermore like her answers on some other pressing questions:

1) What age did she first masturbate?
2) What age did a man first touch her sexually?
3) What age did she first have (i) oral (ii) anal (iii) vaginal sex?
4) What age did her rape fantasies develop?
5) Has she ever fantasised about sexually abusing another girl, perhaps a young one?
6) Does she have bestiality fantasies?

These things must be known.

>> No.936600

>>936583
In the but typos kept my from typing a coherent sentence.

>> No.936606

>>936595
Too much work. All I have to do is toss one off a few minutes before scheduled insertion, and *p00f*! I longer have to worry about holding back

>> No.936610

>>936606
Actually, all you have to do is to realise that there's no such thing as "premature" ejaculation; it's just a feminist construct, used to belabour men.

In evolutionary terms, it's a bonus.

Lets instead talk about stupidly plumbed cunts and the retarded (in ever sense) orgasms of cumdumpsters.

Who gives a fuck if she comes or not? You may think she wants to but what will tie her to you even tighter is the knowledge, in what passes for her mind, that you treat her like a wanksock.

>> No.936677

This is truly the thread that keeps on giving.

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>> No.936699

>>936682
'scuse me sire, but i've had sex with lots of women (who are all whores, my good friend James Joyce agrees), so take yer Ad Hominem Attacks elsewhere

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>>936699

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>>936594

>gender
>natural
>out of your own control

>> No.936756

>>936739
As has been stated, it's A TRAP

>> No.936773

Oh No! /lit/-chan has a boyfriend?!?! I yam depressed. I totally had a chance before.

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I can't believe this, you guys shower her with a thread containing 100+ posts and you wonder why women are attention whores. You all are truly pathetic.

>> No.936791

I'm so in love with this girl...I want to writer her a poem.

>> No.936801

>>936780
>contributing to the thread that makes its contributers pathetic

>> No.936816

>>936735

this is fucking awesome

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>> No.936838

Let's get this shit to over 9,000 replies and then close /lit/ forever.

>> No.936839

>>936735
What's that from? It seems really familiar, I just can't place it. I wanna say Hey Arnold?

>> No.936844

>>936839
i think it's from the loui anderson animated show

>> No.936848

>>936839

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Life_with_Louie

>> No.936850

>>936839

Life with Louie

>> No.936853

Look at all the replies, this shit has become /lit/ general!

>> No.936855

It's gonna be a sad day when this auto-sages

>> No.936862

there is one person posting in this thread who is not sageing and that person is a troll

>> No.936874

>>936862
you aren't stupid enough to actually believe that, are you?

>> No.936876

>260 posts and 32 image replies omitted

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GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE

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>>936397
>>936017
>>935498
>>934842
>>932420
>>930808
>>930359

This fucking guy.

>> No.937142

I want love.

>> No.937150

>>937142

just buy it

>> No.937204

>>937150
Do you think /lit/-chan will love me forever? I hope so.

>> No.937220

sage

>> No.937286

Sage bump.

>> No.938544

Is /lit/-chan back yet? My love is pulsing.

>> No.938557

>>938544
her name is beg-chan

>> No.938560

I hope some one on /lit/ gifts him a boob job.

>> No.938569

Is beg-chan back yet? My love is pulsing.

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Seriousley this girl is like a 4, let this post die.

>> No.938582

>>929695

I'd put my uncircumcised and currently very stiff member in her lower parts, if you know what I mean.

>> No.938594

>>938569
That's not your love...

>> No.938599

>>938580
No!!!!! Long live Beg-Chan!

>> No.938600

>>938582
This (except for the uncircumcised part)

>> No.938603

>>938582
I don't get it. Could you clarify?

>> No.938627

>>938580
You know what it is. I can't resist a woman who has one breast replaced with a James Joyce text.

>> No.938772

Holy crap, is my thread still alive?

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lol, back on the front page.

>> No.939503

Fucking bump

>> No.939532

sage

>> No.939580

sage

>> No.939707

>>938772

>Holy crap, is my thread still alive?
We didn't like you at first, but you really grew on us :)

>> No.939719

A thread dies at 300 responses, right?

>> No.939728

sage

>> No.939739

die

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>> No.939757

Sage.

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>> No.939771

Have another... Sage.

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Soon you'll die!

>> No.939789

I can do this for 15 minutes, I don't mind it... Just as long as it autosages.

Another sage.

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The end is near.

>> No.939801

Glad to see others joining in the sagefest.

Let's make this die.

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But another camwhore thread will be created soon.

>> No.939810

>>939801
Okay, I'm sorry, I'm really sorry... I bumped instead of sageing.
Sorry.

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>>939801
Forgot your sage, brah.

>> No.939826

>>939817
Yeah I know, it was the flood detected thingy that made me overlook it.

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SAAAAGEE

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Fuck, what's the limit?

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>> No.939903

>>939841
It's 300, it's over!
It's autosaging now!