/lit/ - Literature

[Anonymous No.9287068]

>tfw putting the finishing touches on my 6000-page masterpiece that will change the future as we know it

A. m.a. (Ask, my angels)

[Anonymous No.9287078]

>>9287068
Do you know that, in the modern literary climate, no publishing company would ever print that?

[Anonymous No.9287081]

same

i type on a typewriter like they did in the old days
clickety clack clack
and my neighbors can hear me typing up my book all day in and day out and they shout and bang on the wall with rolling pins but i cant hear them because ive been swept away by inspiration
and when im done with a page i snatch it out and kiss it
MWAH
MWAH
MWAH
if you dont kiss the words they cry

[Anonymous No.9287092]

>>9287081
>Lel so quirky xD

[Anonymous No.9287102]

>>9287068
Okay, I'll bite

what's it about?

[Anonymous No.9287127]

>>9287078
Oh, they will, they will beg for it.

>>9287102
It's a quixotic tale of a young artist that transcends first his irony and cynicism, then the demands of society at large and finally the demands of his physical body. The last 2000 pages are nothing but a description of the meditative hums he produces in his final hours.

[Anonymous No.9287136]

>>9287127
>he last 2000 pages are nothing but a description of the meditative hums he produces in his final hours.
where can i buy this history in the making

[Anonymous No.9287153]

>>9287136
I plan to have it published with a ceramic cover, it'll weigh 25 lbs OR MORE
A true patrician test

[Anonymous No.9287748]

>>9287153
Tell us whenever it is published, oh mighty patrician.

[Anonymous No.9287764]

>>9287068
>Change the future
>The future as we know it

[Anonymous No.9287808]

>>9287081
made me laugh

have a (you)

[Anonymous No.9287817]

>>9287081
More books should feature sound effects

[Anonymous No.9287849]

>>9287068
Holy. . . I want more

[Anonymous No.9287851]

>>9287817
Audiobooks are a thing anon