What are some books on male virginity? Fiction/non-fiction, whatever

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Anonymous Fri Mar 24 09:12:32 2017 No.9285483 [DELETED]

What are some books on male virginity?

Fiction/non-fiction, whatever

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 09:13:18 2017 No.9285487 >>9285483 Anything by Schopenhauer

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 09:13:31 2017 No.9285489 >>9285483 my twisted world

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 09:15:34 2017 No.9285494 >>9285483 This isn't virginity. This is just insecurity and egocentricism.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 09:17:52 2017 No.9285499 >>9285494 Its not intended towards an audience with over 90 IQ

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 09:19:53 2017 No.9285505 >>9285483 I walk like this but I'm not a virgin. What do?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 09:27:51 2017 No.9285534 >>9285505 Nothing, you're fine. Someone just took the walkimg characteristics of a chad and used the opposite. You're just>>9285494

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 09:30:18 2017 No.9285546 >>9285483 Ham on rye, Charles Bukowski.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 09:33:50 2017 No.9285563 File: 472 KB, 1920x1292, steven-tyler-biografia.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9285505 WALK THIS WAY

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 09:41:27 2017 No.9285597 >>9285483 >hair seems to overreact to the wind lol

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 09:52:08 2017 No.9285633 >>9285597 what does it mean? i fit the OP image too well to understand what i'm doing wrong and don't know about

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 10:45:45 2017 No.9285769 >>9285483 The fuck does "autowalk" mean?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 10:49:46 2017 No.9285782 >>9285633 insecure people will react to their hair getting fucked up in the wind all the time because they're afraid it makes them look ridiculous

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 10:54:03 2017 No.9285796 >>9285489 This.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 10:58:19 2017 No.9285810 >>9285483 why are there so many socially damaged young men like this? It's saddening and you see it every day

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 10:58:55 2017 No.9285811 File: 122 KB, 750x657, 1489729609745.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9285483 At least I don't wear fucking NBs.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 11:01:22 2017 No.9285820 Do you were your virginity like a desperate boy scout? If youre really that sexually frustrated you can get sex through romance or paying a high class escort.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 11:01:44 2017 No.9285822 >>9285483 >secretly hates people who walk slowly when side-by-side Ya got me

Anonymous Fri Mar 24 11:01:52 2017 No.9285823

>>9285483
Everybody will identify with at least a couple of these. That's the point. The image throws a bunch of generalisations out knowing the reader will self-identify with a couple, and conveniently discard the others which he doesn't identify with. It's the same way horoscopes work.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 11:03:05 2017 No.9285829 >>9285483 Bro wtf. Is someone spying on me? Where did you get this information?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 11:04:17 2017 No.9285831 >>9285796 >virginity >male Pick one.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 11:04:58 2017 No.9285834 >>9285810 Hypergamy/Jews/blacks/liberalism

Anonymous Fri Mar 24 11:05:28 2017 No.9285838

>>9285810
I go to a stem school and I am surrounded by it, it's fucking soul-crushing to see sometimes.
So many genuinely nice people who by all outward appearances are almost always anxious and uncomfortable. Some subset of them embrace it and look awkward but clearly don't give a fuck, so they're happy. Others, if you pay attention, are constantly self-conscious and uncomfortable about the slightest situations. I can't imagine them relaxed any time other than being alone in their rooms.
It's sad but so morbidly fascinating that I find myself watching engineer-autists around campus a lot. The shoes are always a dead giveaway.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 11:06:03 2017 No.9285840 >>9285823 What if you get just about all of them?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 11:06:39 2017 No.9285845 >>9285838 what about the shoes give them away

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 11:08:15 2017 No.9285847 >>9285823 Don't know if I'm bisexual or lonely.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 11:08:15 2017 No.9285848 >>9285834 the hell does any of that have to do with angry loners?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 11:09:02 2017 No.9285851 >>9285840 It means it's time to die anon

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 11:09:03 2017 No.9285852 >>9285848 t. woman

Anonymous Fri Mar 24 11:10:53 2017 No.9285858
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St. Gregory of Nyssa, On Virginity

http://www.newadvent.org/fathers/2907.htm

Excerpt:

Now we declare that Virginity is man's fellow-worker and helper in achieving the aim of this lofty passion. In other sciences men have devised certain practical methods for cultivating the particular subject; and so, I take it, virginity is the practical method in the science of the Divine life, furnishing men with the power of assimilating themselves with spiritual natures. The constant endeavour in such a course is to prevent the nobility of the soul from being lowered by those sensual outbreaks, in which the mind no longer maintains its heavenly thoughts and upward gaze, but sinks down to the emotions belonging to the flesh and blood. How can the soul which is riveted to the pleasures of the flesh and busied with merely human longings turn a disengaged eye upon its kindred intellectual light? This evil, ignorant, and prejudiced bias towards material things will prevent it. The eyes of swine, turning naturally downward, have no glimpse of the wonders of the sky; no more can the soul whose body drags it down look any longer upon the beauty above; it must pore perforce upon things which though natural are low and animal. To look with a free devoted gaze upon heavenly delights, the soul will turn itself from earth; it will not even partake of the recognized indulgences of the secular life; it will transfer all its powers of affection from material objects to the intellectual contemplation of immaterial beauty. Virginity of the body is devised to further such a disposition of the soul; it aims at creating in it a complete forgetfulness of natural emotions; it would prevent the necessity of ever descending to the call of fleshly needs. Once freed from such, the soul runs no risk of becoming, through a growing habit of indulging in that which seems to a certain extent conceded by nature's law, inattentive and ignorant of Divine and undefiled delights. Purity of the heart, that master of our lives, alone can capture them.

Anonymous Fri Mar 24 11:12:22 2017 No.9285863

>>9285845
Usually they're cheap tennis shoes, new balances or asics most commonly, that they buy in a utilitarian mindset because they want to be able to only have to own one comfy pair of shoes. They see caring about the way you dress on any level as superficial, so they literally don't think about it at all and just wear their nbs with poorly-fitting 90s jeans every day.
There's nothing wrong with the mindset really, I'll be the first to admit that my clothing choices stem from narcissism and materialism, but the combo of out-of-place shoes and bad jeans is almost always a sign of autism.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 11:14:22 2017 No.9285869 >>9285810 Testosterone

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 11:16:24 2017 No.9285881 >>9285840 i literally have all of these, except glasses (i should wear them tho, astigmatism), and i am 21 virgin loser

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 11:17:22 2017 No.9285885 >>9285483 FUCK >>9285863 FUCK LITERALLY ME

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 11:19:25 2017 No.9285895 What does it mean if I conciously force myself completely erect, hold my head high, swing my arms broadly and stare others in the eye as much as possible? Am I the most powerful man in this thread?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 11:19:53 2017 No.9285897 >>9285782 the image said that the hair overreacted to the wind

Anonymous Fri Mar 24 11:21:25 2017 No.9285900

>>9285881
I have all of them other than the shoes, and I always stare straight ahead instead of down. I managed to get laid. Don't let an internet meme stop you from gaining some self confidence.
>>9285897
To make people insecure. The whole point is to make autists think that everyone knows they're a failure at a glance.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 11:22:58 2017 No.9285911 >>9285863 >tfw knowing this meme I post-ironically bought a pair of new balances

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 11:23:15 2017 No.9285913 >>9285858 what about chastity in marriage etc etc sometimes i think these guys are just trying to justify their life choices. Celibacy is something you can choose yeah, but to say that it's better than marriage is a bit haughty t. Christian virgin

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 11:24:00 2017 No.9285916 >>9285831 this. no male over 16 has neither managed to get laid nor raped. claiming otherwise is just political correctness

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 11:24:23 2017 No.9285918 >>9285546 This desu

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 11:26:20 2017 No.9285927 >>9285895 Only in the sense that if you pretend to be something for long enough, you may actually become it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 11:27:06 2017 No.9285929 File: 45 KB, 808x805, 1490086369953.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >walked past a dude in his 30s the other day >he said out loud that people rarely walked faster than him >I didn't make small-talk

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 11:27:58 2017 No.9285932 >>9285823 >It's the same way horoscopes work This is said a lot but in actuality horoscopes are much worse than this. Try actually reading them.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 11:28:08 2017 No.9285933 >>9285913 Daily reminder that Paul was so salty about tfwnogf that he encouraged the entire church to avoid marriage and said it was basically worthless and only hindered God's plans. t. another Christian virgin

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 11:28:52 2017 No.9285936 >>9285838 >tfw this was me in middle school but I grew out of it when I started wanting to date girls in highschool Thanks, self

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 11:36:28 2017 No.9285966 File: 43 KB, 473x704, 1477452066704.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9285483 Elliot Rodger manifesto

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 11:36:47 2017 No.9285968 >>9285933 at least he admits that he's speaking for himself and not for God.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 11:36:49 2017 No.9285969 I have almost all of those characteristics But every time I try to be normal I just end up looking even more weird

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 11:38:43 2017 No.9285982 >>9285863 >>9285885 FUCK ME TOO

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 11:39:35 2017 No.9285986 inb4 my diary desu

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 11:42:16 2017 No.9286002 >>9285969 just keep trying anon. I could hardly talk to cashiers a couple of years ago, and now I'm passably good at smalltalk. Just look for chances to talk and be around people, and you will get better.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 11:45:14 2017 No.9286012 >>9285810 Internet gives men porn and video games, women attention/confidence in social media

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 11:46:46 2017 No.9286021 File: 5 KB, 160x233, heihei.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9285810 technology

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 11:47:00 2017 No.9286024 I do all this but ironically so I'm good

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 11:48:47 2017 No.9286032 There is literally nothing wrong with New Balances. Nikes have no arch support and are shit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 11:50:21 2017 No.9286042 This describes me but I'm not actually a virgin. I had sex, once.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 11:50:37 2017 No.9286044 >>9286012 Sounds like a poor tradeoff

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 11:53:57 2017 No.9286065 >>9286042 >Not having sex twice with the same person before she dumps you without telling you why Ahahahahahahahaha you LITERAL cuckold

Anonymous Fri Mar 24 11:55:27 2017 No.9286071 [SPOILER]

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>>9285483

My short story is a great start...

She was standing in the door frame, her thigh-high socks had a glossy sheen under the summer sun, her chiffon dress wafting as she poked her toes out to feel the breeze; the roses and lilies printed on her dress danced. I was sat on the staircase behind her, admiring her healthy thighs that showed between her dress and socks. Though she was my older sister, I still wanted to protect her, so when my friends had made comments about her body I told them to stop and moved the conversation along. But sat on the staircase, seeing her curves outlined by the sun, my penis had become hard and engorged.

Anonymous Fri Mar 24 11:56:41 2017 No.9286074

>>9285863
>tfw I wear Merrell's hiking boots all over campus because I used to live in actual mountains and they were useful shoes, and now I'm reluctant to spend the money on a new pair of shoes because I can barely afford textbooks and these Merrell's have already lasted me 4 years anyway so might as well keep going
r8 my aesthetic

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 12:01:08 2017 No.9286097 >>9285811 Has Coach Z fallen on even harder times?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 12:11:35 2017 No.9286132 can r9k and pol please leave this place

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 12:13:59 2017 No.9286139 >>9285838 >I can't imagine them relaxed any time other than being alone in their rooms. y-yeah what a bunch of l-losers right

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 12:14:51 2017 No.9286147 >>9286132 What kind of person do you think reads books as a hobby? Virgins or the politically minded, if we exclude the "hurr look at me I'm a guuuuurl I loooove boooks #dumbledoresarmy #resisttrump" crowd

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 12:16:48 2017 No.9286155 >>9285483 The Sot Weed Factor by John Barth

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 12:17:22 2017 No.9286157 >>9286147 >healthy and adjusted people don't read books nice to see that all those books you "read" are expanding your worldview

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 12:18:08 2017 No.9286160 >>9285483 Wtf? I fuck and walk like that. What am I?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 12:18:51 2017 No.9286163 >>9286157 It's not that they don't, it's that they don't use 4chan to discuss them.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 12:20:38 2017 No.9286172 >>9285881 >and i am 21 virgin loser Virgin master race turning 23 next week

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 12:20:40 2017 No.9286173 >>9286157 Half of Americans are barely literate to begin with.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 12:20:52 2017 No.9286174 >>9286157 >healthy and adjusted people don't read books Not the anon you were talking to but the truth is that if you don't take YA readers/posers/pseuds into account then all you're left with (99.9%) are social outcasts.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 12:21:02 2017 No.9286175 File: 39 KB, 498x441, tintin.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9286157 >healthy and adjusted people

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 12:23:43 2017 No.9286188 >>9286174 >>9286173 citation required

Anonymous Fri Mar 24 12:26:24 2017 No.9286199

>>9286188
>citation required
Sure thing buddy.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Literacy_in_the_United_States
>The 15% figure for full literacy, equivalent to a university undergraduate level, is consistent with the notion that the "average" American reads at a 1st or 2nd grade level which is also consistent with recommendations, guidelines, and norms of readability for medication directions, product information, and popular fiction.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 12:26:39 2017 No.9286201 Does virgin shame ever cease, lads? Like, even if I got laid tomorrow it will always have taken me 23 years to do so, and I can never change that. We're forever beholden to our past and I hate it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 12:28:25 2017 No.9286210 >>9286201 Dude nobody fucking cares If people find out they'd just think its wierd and then forget about it, and why would people find out anyway? Your autism is the problem, not your "virginity" (males cant really be virgins)

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 12:35:09 2017 No.9286244 File: 97 KB, 309x250, etobce.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9286210 >males cant really be virgins >virgins actually think like this LMAO

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 12:42:38 2017 No.9286283 >>9286210 Nice (shit) reading comprehension but the post was explicitly about internal shame

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 12:44:17 2017 No.9286286 >>9286283 >explicitly about internal shame No it wast explicit If you feel bad internally about not being able to get laid then get laid you fucking loser

Anonymous Fri Mar 24 13:09:09 2017 No.9286435

>>9286286
>>9286286
Jesus you're bad at this. Do you even read or do you just like to hang out here? The idea (laid out explicitly) is that the bad feelings probably won't upon getting laid, the anxiety that we're forever chained to what we were even when we overcome it.

Anonymous Fri Mar 24 13:16:32 2017 No.9286465

>>9286210
It's actually extremely obvious when you see a virgin. You don't even need to know body language, subconsciously they project a terrible image and subconsciously humans can pick up on it. Even if you take perfect care of yourself, with a chiseled body, expensive clothes, clear skin and so on, it is obvious.
>Controlled breath
>controlled voice
>shoulders forward
>chin down
>face tense, or exaggerated expression

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 13:18:03 2017 No.9286470 >>9286465 What about voluntary abstainers? Do they project the same insecurities?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 13:20:22 2017 No.9286480 File: 88 KB, 1024x1024, ^97F45D98F840C4DA9476F72A5DB7683E4E855EF988F29C66C5^pimgpsh_fullsize_distr.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I miss being 17. The world was so much simpler. Clear winners and losers. Rules to follow. Prizes to be won.

Anonymous Fri Mar 24 13:27:08 2017 No.9286506

>>9286465
That is not virginity, but a specific psychological pathology that is related to but not directly with virginity

>>9286435
you are retarded

>Waaah i'll always feel bad about losing my virginity at age 23 for the rest of my life

and you have the nerve to criticize me? fucking loser

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 13:30:49 2017 No.9286522 >>9285811 I'm a bunionboy™ and wide NBs are some of the more comfortable shoes I've found.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 13:31:21 2017 No.9286529 >>9286506 >you are retarded Perhaps, but at least I can take some comfort in knowing that I'm less retarded than the guy who repeatedly failed to comprehend a simple post.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 13:32:01 2017 No.9286532 File: 41 KB, 640x633, pepe haha.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9286529 At least I didn't repeatedly fail to insert my penis into a vagina

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 13:33:44 2017 No.9286541 File: 75 KB, 560x560, IMG_0008.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9286470 >voluntary abstainers You mean Tibetan monks?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 13:34:54 2017 No.9286544 >>9286532 He will NOT recover from this

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 13:35:33 2017 No.9286547 I hum a beat when i notice im walking manually. Or i sing; it's good excercise for the lungs

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 13:36:33 2017 No.9286550 >>9286532 I'd say virgins on suicide watch, but no one cares if virgins kill themselves.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 13:37:36 2017 No.9286559 >>9286532 BTFO

Anonymous Fri Mar 24 13:38:30 2017 No.9286567

>>9286532
You've got me there, but I can nonetheless honestly say it's given me solace to remember that I post here with retards like you. I may be a virgin loser but at least I'm not a virgin loser with your brains. Keep on keeping on mate, you've improved my mood immeasurably.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 13:38:34 2017 No.9286569 >>9286532 Virgin dork on suicide watch

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 13:39:36 2017 No.9286578 >>9286567 How can you be smart if you could never even convince a girl to have sex with you?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 13:39:38 2017 No.9286579 >>9286199 i had to find a source outside wikipedia to confirm but it appears that you're unfortunately correct, mostly due to the qualifier "barely" but still.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 13:40:06 2017 No.9286583 >>9285863 >nbs with poorly-fitting 90s jeans that's /fa/ af

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 13:40:31 2017 No.9286585 >>9286567 My nigga you like a thirsty American at a 711 Graspin for straws lmboookkkkk

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 13:40:43 2017 No.9286587 >>9286541 I mean puritans

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 13:41:58 2017 No.9286592 >>9286578 >if you so smart why aint you rich

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 13:42:52 2017 No.9286600 >>9286592 I am you dumb virgin fuck

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 13:43:49 2017 No.9286603 >>9286578 Shit reading comprehension strikes again. Never said I was smart, in fact I literally admitted I was probably retarded. I'm just not as dumb as you, and that's something at least.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 13:45:18 2017 No.9286613 File: 127 KB, 601x508, image.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9286567 Kek

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 13:47:25 2017 No.9286622 File: 136 KB, 1023x986, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9286603 Thats not me This is>>9286613 Its a pic of your butthurt self

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 13:47:38 2017 No.9286623 >>9285863 You sound like fuckin' Patrick Bateman, obsessing over what brands people wear. Just chill and be less judgemental, you'll be happier.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 13:48:38 2017 No.9286633 >>9286622 Sure thing pal, now here's a post describing your reading level: >>9286199

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 13:49:16 2017 No.9286638 File: 12 KB, 259x194, download (11).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Mary was a virgin >Mary gave birth >Need to have sex to conceive child >Therefore possible to remain a virgin even after having sex tfw

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 13:49:41 2017 No.9286641 >>9286623 t. new balance wearing big jeans autism motherfucker

Anonymous Fri Mar 24 13:51:07 2017 No.9286649
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>>9286633
I got a perfect score on the reading SAT so I dont care what your awkward self says

Go jerk yourself to sleep, at least you can look forward to becoming a fully fledged wizard of autismo

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 13:51:22 2017 No.9286652 File: 167 KB, 529x705, 4738927423.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] did he virgin walk?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 13:52:59 2017 No.9286661 >>9286649 Yet you still repeatedly misinterpret simple 4chan posts. Living proof American education is a sham.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 13:57:17 2017 No.9286677 >>9286649 >perfect score on SAT cr >Still appealing to accomplishment

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 13:59:40 2017 No.9286689 >>9286592 JULIUS

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 13:59:42 2017 No.9286690 >>9286677 Appealing to accomplishment within a nation notoriously poor for its reading ability lmao

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 14:02:00 2017 No.9286698 File: 2.58 MB, 1440x960, america.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9286690 >>9286677 t. butthurt eurocuck virgins IM FUCKING MY THICC AMERICAN GF TONIGHT AND THEN GOING TO BURGER KING SUCK THIS DICK, EUROKEKS

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 14:02:20 2017 No.9286700 >>9286465 >>9286201 >>9285483 tfw im 18 and everyone knows im a virgin because I go to such a small school in a foreign country and am too awkward to have intimate connections in such a setting

Anonymous Fri Mar 24 14:02:58 2017 No.9286702
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>when a group of teenagers text-walk in a tight hallway
>>9286649
The SAT is piss-easy. The reading section is basically the equivalent of our 9th grade provincial reading examinations.

Not even our university-entry exams, our mandatory and province-wide exams that one would basically have to be retarded, mourning a death, or going through surgery to skip.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 14:04:31 2017 No.9286705 >>9286698 Does she help you read the big words on the menu lmao

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 14:07:41 2017 No.9286716 >>9286705 There are no big words on American menus >beeeg maaacc >fry >coke

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 14:08:37 2017 No.9286720 >>9286705 I order the same thing everytime, no need to read britcuck Double Cheeseburger and an orea milkshake

Anonymous Fri Mar 24 14:09:30 2017 No.9286722

>>9286698
>claims to have good reading comprehension
>backs up claim by appealing to authority
>assumes posters he is responding to are European just because they are critical of his 1. use of logical fallacies and 2. country

How can you possibly think you are good at reading

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 14:11:47 2017 No.9286733 >>9286716 >"no big words" >item literally called 'big mac' When will Americans learn?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 14:11:53 2017 No.9286734 >>9285494 This desu. It doesn't matter how many times I have sex, I'll still be a self-conscious wreck.

Anonymous Fri Mar 24 14:11:55 2017 No.9286735

>>9286623
I'm not judging people based on brands, I'm not some /fa/ kid talking about designers. The point of the post was that people can often read an autist at a glance because of these >>9286638 and because they will have no understanding of how clothes fit.
I don't automatically dislike somebody based on things like this, I know lots of these people that I would consider friends, but they present themselves terribly.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 14:12:33 2017 No.9286738 File: 19 KB, 217x232, 1488682706295.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9286722 >trying to change the subject of his virginity nice try

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 14:13:55 2017 No.9286744 >>9286738 That wasn't me (the 23 year old loser virgin retard) He is right though lol

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 14:14:54 2017 No.9286749 File: 7 KB, 250x248, kek.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9286744 >pretending to be a different person to save your own ego HOLY SHIT, IM FUCKING DYING AHAHAHHA THIS IS SO SAD

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 14:15:22 2017 No.9286750 it's actually the Asperger walk

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 14:16:22 2017 No.9286752 >virgins Lol!

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 14:16:27 2017 No.9286753 I'm a complete loser when compared to most people but I'm a Chad compared to the average 4channer.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 14:20:44 2017 No.9286764 >>9286750 >>9285483 fuck thats exactly how i walk

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 14:22:23 2017 No.9286773 >>9286749 >having such a fragile ego you literally defer to the SATs to prove your smarts and can only understand criticism as rabid samefagging Sad indeed

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 14:30:13 2017 No.9286797 File: 22 KB, 469x314, kekeke.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9286773 >projecting your fragile ego >being a virgin BWAHAHAHHAHAHAHAA >>9286752 THIS

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 14:30:28 2017 No.9286798 File: 27 KB, 1080x279, Screenshot_20170324-112912.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >literally talking with a friend right now about my virginity

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 14:32:04 2017 No.9286806 File: 27 KB, 333x500, 1488672782478.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9286798 >she thinks you're such a loser that you'd fall in love with her

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 14:34:48 2017 No.9286818 >>9286798 >getting friendzoned THIS hard

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 14:36:27 2017 No.9286829 >>9286806 >>9286818 I want to get off the ride

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 14:37:49 2017 No.9286834 >>9286829 dude she (im assuming) is giving you an in. if you can say soemthing funny and NOT super autistic and weird you can totally bone

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 14:38:34 2017 No.9286837 >>9286044 Women don't need anything else to be satisfied.This is why you must never make compliments if you wanna get laid(and you aren't an 8/10 or more)

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 14:38:54 2017 No.9286840 >>9286798 >telling a woman who won't fuck you that you're a virgin Have fun never having sex ahahahahahahahaha

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 14:39:16 2017 No.9286841 >>9286806 >implying most men who has never experienced intimacy aren't that big losers

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 14:39:18 2017 No.9286842 >>9286834 Tell her you love her already so there's nothing to lose

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 14:39:20 2017 No.9286843 >>9286829 BUT YOU CAN EVEN GET "ON" THE "RIDE" BWAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAA VIRIGINS BTFO

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 14:40:15 2017 No.9286845 >>9286199 >in the United States that's because everyone is retarded there

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 14:40:21 2017 No.9286847 >>9286842 I'm a girl and this would turn my gash into a sloppy mess

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 14:40:28 2017 No.9286848 >>9286157 >healthy and adjusted adjusted to what exactly?Society? Why would a healthy and adjusted person with no doubts or problems care to expand his horizons?What would he want to "fix"?

Anonymous Fri Mar 24 14:41:44 2017 No.9286853

>>9286797
>haha virgin!
>literally the first thing I've admitted to which this entire discussion has been predicated upon
My inadequacies have been well-established and were never in dispute. I just want you to admit to your own ones (aka stupidity). Really I'm looking out for you bro, the truth sets you free.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 14:42:03 2017 No.9286856 >>9286244 not a virgin and i think like this try again

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 14:43:31 2017 No.9286862 >>9286798 >in a very selfish spot in life is this the most bitch thing to say?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 14:43:39 2017 No.9286864 >>9286532 this statement in conjunction with it's intended meaning doesn't hold up to closer scrutiny

Vespasian !!FfMPqyqska1 Fri Mar 24 14:43:41 2017 No.9286865

>>9286848
Don't you think people may read because they like it, or are naturally interested to a subject? Do you think people who graduated and work wouldn't read? I'd say that a healthy person has a natural curiosity and enough attention to foster a literary interest. Most people I know read a book a year, at the very least.

Anonymous Fri Mar 24 14:44:22 2017 No.9286866
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>>9286853
>My inadequacies have been well-established and were never in dispute. I just want you to admit to your own ones (aka stupidity). Really I'm looking out for you bro, the truth sets you free.

>Using big words to apear intelligent
>Be obvoiusly compensating for awkward and pathetic virginity
>mfw
>mfw I ran out of laughing.jpgs because I already laughed at you so hard

Anonymous Fri Mar 24 14:45:22 2017 No.9286869
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>>9285820
The humanity is here thanks to men choosing to take pride in serving women and thanks to women loving to be served.
=>Nobody likes a virgin boy

being a virgin means you suck at making women cum, or more generally at entertaining them, especially if you are old, while other men are already proud of fucking women and the one girl that you try to be noticed by.

For virginity in girl, betas think that motherhood is a redemption from slutiness, or non-virginity.
Of course, today, motherhood is delayed by women, if not even disliked, precisely because women want to enjoy the cock carousel for far longer then before, so the motherhood as redemption is replaced by being in a relationship.
Men accept these compromises because they never have the choice when it comes to women and even invent the meme ''our society will continue in the future so it is good that women spread their legs''.

proving my point. virgin = weaklings, not real men

this indeed. why ?
-because people know that women cannot keep their legs closed
-because people know that most men never amount to anything besides wishing to fuck women

virginity is the best discriminant for people:
-good women are not tramps
-good men manage to make something of their lives (but most men are too pathetic to do something that fucking women).

naturally, this non-hedonistic utopia never occurs:
-women spread their legs chasing their fun, especially through sex, thanks to the men ready to serve them
-very few men go beyond women
men never amount to anything besides providing entertainment for women, since providing for women is the easiest thing (even though, most of the time, they will get their orgasms from other men), especially when it comes to giving them gifts.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 14:45:24 2017 No.9286870 >>9286864 t. virgin HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH breath in HAHAHAHHAAA

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 14:45:51 2017 No.9286873 >>9285863 Joke's on you, I wear very nice shoes and am a total autist around women.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 14:45:58 2017 No.9286874 >>9285811 990 v4 narrow are the most comfortable shoes ive ever worn and they also werent made by a practical slave that has passed because of their factory collapsing on them.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 14:46:14 2017 No.9286876 >>9286866 >ANY of those >'big words' >from someone who LITERALLY bragged about his SAT score to appear intelligent Nice projection brother

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 14:48:35 2017 No.9286882 File: 1.38 MB, 320x180, thatsright.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9286876 >Changing the subject AGAIN

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 14:51:07 2017 No.9286890 >>9286882 You changed the subject to compensation lad, I'm just pointing out that it's you who is compensating, likely for some sort of intellectual deficiency. And really, fucking 'inadequacies' a big word? Wasn't that on the SATs bro?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 14:53:01 2017 No.9286899 >>9286882 Just want you to know that it feels great when a girl cums on your dick Dumb virgin lmao

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 14:55:09 2017 No.9286908 >>9286899 And I want you to know it feels great to read a book page without having to constantly reread the tough passages lol

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 14:55:39 2017 No.9286911 >>9286908 >implying you read

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 14:59:47 2017 No.9286925 >>9286908 I can tell you've never been to a decent university with a post like that.

Anonymous Fri Mar 24 15:05:29 2017 No.9286947

>>9286911
Every day homie, that's what brings me to a literature board. Now what are you doing here? Grow bored of /v/ or something?

>>9286925
I mean obviously I've read dense and difficult works that require constant rereadd, the insinuation was supposed to be that >>9286899 needs to do that for everything no matter how simple. But hey I'm just a lonely cuck virgin tard so cut me a bit of slack man

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 15:07:42 2017 No.9286957 >>9286947 I didn't know if you were pretending to be a virgin until I read this post

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 15:08:47 2017 No.9286960 >>9286957 Yep, that post was gushing with gamma male

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 15:10:05 2017 No.9286963 >>9286957 That just makes you dumber than I am since I've been pretty obvious about it this whole time. Come on /lit/ what's with the poor reading comprehension epidemic we've got going on itt?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 15:12:30 2017 No.9286970 File: 115 KB, 960x640, tfw book is gf.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9286963 >tfw to smart to loser virginity go fuck your softcovers, cuck. Leather bound books with your tears as lube is the closest you're getting to real pussy

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 15:13:51 2017 No.9286974 >>9286970 But I'm an idiot, I've said as much repeatedly itt. Jesus /lit/ your reading abilities are deteriorating at a disconcerting rate.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 15:14:35 2017 No.9286975 >>9286963 I'm not being dumb. The rational, intelligent man finds it hard to imagine a male virgin over 17

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 15:16:15 2017 No.9286978 >>9286975 Idk bro that sounds like the thinking of an idiot to me. And I'd know because I am one.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 15:19:19 2017 No.9286987 >>9285483 >have had sex with far more different girls than most guys my age have >do about half these things then again girls actually are looking at me often judging by the amount of anonymous numbers I get

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 15:20:43 2017 No.9286991 >>9286987 >judging by the amount of anonymous numbers I get Bitches just come up and give you their number and shit? Do you look like Michael Fassbender or something

Anonymous Fri Mar 24 15:23:28 2017 No.9286998

>>9286991
I have an angular face and dress like I'm in a boyband(not by conscious effort it's just easy to wear black skinny jeans and random shirts)
on top of that I've been told lots of times I'm mysterious but really I just don't like talking
undergrads still far for that I guess
also I'm not short, fat, or balding and I'm white with bright blue eyes and dark hair

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 15:24:26 2017 No.9287001 >>9286869 is hedonism poster the most autistic /lit/anon?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 15:26:44 2017 No.9287011 >>9286998 So, bitches just come up to you and give you their number. Bitches you've never seen before. And this happens often?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 15:27:19 2017 No.9287014 >>9286806 Can't speak for him but it's definitely true for me.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 15:27:20 2017 No.9287015 >>9287006 what's it like being spooked

Anonymous Fri Mar 24 15:27:33 2017 No.9287017

Why is virginity so funny? Is it because it's so hilariously easy to get laid that you would have be some literal down syndrome type of person not to be able to do it? And why should that be funny? We don't laugh at down syndrome type persons. Or at least if we like to think we are in the least bit decent humans we at least try to stifle our laughter.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 15:28:43 2017 No.9287022 >>9287015 I'm sure you can say whatever you're trying to say in English.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 15:28:47 2017 No.9287023 >>9287006 you've basically got it it is a socially acceptable way to laugh at autism there's a stigma of making fun of disabilities because they can't be helped but virginity is based on action so the stigma doesn't hold

Anonymous Fri Mar 24 15:29:38 2017 No.9287027

Why is slutdom so funny? Is it because it's so hilariously easy to get laid that you would have be some literal down syndrome type of person not to refrain doing it with just about anyone? And why should that be funny? We don't laugh at down syndrome type persons. Or at least if we like to think we are in the least bit decent humans we at least try to stifle our laughter.

Anonymous Fri Mar 24 15:29:55 2017 No.9287029

>>9287017
>Is it because it's so hilariously easy to get laid that you would have be some literal down syndrome type of person not to be able to do it?
>implying I want to get laid for real and not experience some sort of idealized fetish relationship instead of fucking ugly, boring women

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 15:30:18 2017 No.9287033 >>9286798 >talking with a friend about my virginity why

Anonymous Fri Mar 24 15:30:37 2017 No.9287035

>>9287023
Except it's an open question whether the virgin is responsible for his virginity. Some people are born ugly. Some men are born with micropenises. In both cases it's not their fault. In both cases many people are inclined to laugh at their misfortune anyway. Why is this? Laughter is an involuntary, irrational reflex. There is no justifying it logically.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 15:31:26 2017 No.9287036 Sex with prostitutes is no different from masturbation.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 15:32:50 2017 No.9287039 >>9287035 I'm not defending it I'm just saying that it's disconnected 1 more step so people are more comfortable making fun

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 15:33:06 2017 No.9287040 >>9287006 >Virgins are fucking retarded You said it first hahahaaa

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 15:36:02 2017 No.9287055 >>9286002 >and now I'm passably good at smalltalk That's what you think.

Anonymous Fri Mar 24 15:37:07 2017 No.9287057

>>9286862
Why? I've had to tell people something like this a lot. I'm not going to be with someone unless I'm in love with them. I don't mind fucking them as long as they understand that.
If they don't understand then you have to tell them you can't do anything because future actions you take will hurt them. Often I just want to ignore people, but I don't and it starts to tick away at my ability to sustain any calm in my life. I feel trapped, I start to act out.
It's not bitchy to tell people not to expect a whole lot from you.
She should still fuck him though, having sex isn't falling in love. She's worried about the virginity thing.
>>9286842
Is a funny line.

Anonymous Fri Mar 24 15:37:29 2017 No.9287059

>>9287011
yes
it's front loaded at the beginning of the schoolyear and then I get a lot before breaks
here's a letter I got from a girl in my biology class yesterday
I've gotten probably 20 unsolicited numbers this year but I've settled down with a girl
I'll add I don't have any social media if that's pertinent

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 15:38:32 2017 No.9287063 >>9287011 and seen before but not talked to I go to college so it's not like I'm walking past new people every day

Anonymous Fri Mar 24 15:38:41 2017 No.9287065

>>9287027
This makes a good point too. I think building a quality relationship with a quality person obviously takes skill and effort, which is inherently the opposite of laughable and ridiculous. Questions of personal responsibility underpin all of it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 15:41:00 2017 No.9287070 File: 2.89 MB, 3024x5376, IMAG0422.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9287059 didn't attach pic

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 15:42:53 2017 No.9287076 >>9287070 give me one reason why I shouldn't kill handsome people

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 15:43:58 2017 No.9287084 >>9287076 I can't I support you

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 15:48:11 2017 No.9287105 >>9287076 give me one reason why i shouldn't kill fugly people

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 15:49:17 2017 No.9287112 >>9287105 being alive is punishment enough

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 15:49:52 2017 No.9287118 >>9287059 I want to fucking vomit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 15:51:14 2017 No.9287128 >>9287076 Do it. You won't.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 24 15:52:02 2017 No.9287132 >>9287076 Too much effort - you could just wank, nap, or have some soup instead.

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