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>at bookstore
>go to woman at counter
>grabs one of my books
>bends spine to 180 degrees and has a deep whiff
>"don't you just love the smell of books? "

Stay the hell away from my belongings.

>> No.9280235

Why are white people so uptight? Chill, boy.

>> No.9280253

was she qt?

>> No.9280964

>>9280253
Middle aged. Probably not a qt even if you're into that.

>> No.9282281

>>9280235

Funny thing about your blatant shitpost is a nigger would be quicker to burst into beligerent protest than a white man at a small crossing like touching a meager possession.

>> No.9282305

>>9282281

That's because black people aren't mired by ruling class illusions of propriety. White people are too afraid of any conflict.

>> No.9282312

>>9282281
incorrect. that's not funny at all it's barely notable. you must lead a boring life to find actual entertainment in such observations. stay away from proper comedy you'll break your funnybone.

>> No.9282350

>>9280228
book sniffers are creeps.

>> No.9282363

>>9282305
White people like me are simply inherently superior

>> No.9282649

>>9282305

No, its just because black people are extremely reactionary like a wild dog when you touch its food, but also extremely disrespectful of others things. i.e. hit a lick muhfuggin

Theyre basically howling hysterical apes

>> No.9282656

>>9282649
Their simply not as rational as the white man

>> No.9282882

>>9282312
esl? "funny thing" is an idiom for something you find strange and not actually a synonym for humorous