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>250 word essay about existentialism and it's relation to the memefication of post-post-post-modern existence

>haven't even started

HEL:P

>> No.9269818

>>9269811
250 words? That's not an essay, that's a cough.

>> No.9269824
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>20000 word essay due yesterday about agricultural development in ancient Mesopotamia
>turned in the assignment on time and was proud of the work

HELP 4CHAN WHAT DO I DO

>> No.9269827

Kek I've missed this meme.

>> No.9269828

>>9269811
Turn in a blank page as your response.

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>turned in a blank piece of paper yesterday
>got an A+
>{spoiler]I'm majoring in paper manufacturing/production

>> No.9269874

but when is it due??

>> No.9269917

>essay about the use of water as a symbol in three different books
>Write the essay but don't turn it in on time
>Fail the class, have to repeat a year
lol

>> No.9270362

>write an essay about why women should not be allowed any political influence at all and should be made domestic serfs
>fail the class and go to prison for misogyny
True story

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>> No.9270429

>>9270362
>>9270412

>> No.9270460

>>9269811
>>250 word
>essay

>> No.9270473

How's high school going champ? Wait until you get to actual post-secondary existentialism.

>> No.9270506

>existentialism 101
I'm not actually sure how I got here.

>> No.9270527

>3 word essay on nihilism due in a minute
WHAT DO I DO

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>>9270527
Just do it.

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>>9269811
Copy-paste an /r9k/ thread. Get an A++.

>> No.9270564

>>9269811
>impromptu on existentialism and metaphysics in Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man on wednesday
>haven't even read through the entire western canon yet, or all of the meme trilogy

Well, looks like I'm fucked.

>> No.9270916

>>9269811
Jesus... you're fucked dude.

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>50 word essay about the orthogonal nonlinearity of time due at either the first nanoseconds of the big bang or as the final proton decays from existence

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>12 second powerpoint presentation on the allegorical significance of spitting in the work of Cormac McCarthy complete with animations, wipes, and word art due in late December
>still posting on here

how fucked am I

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>.5 second presentation on the dialectics of hermeneutical susceptibility mapping due right. Fucking. now.

>for some reason I am only wearing my underpants.

>> No.9271270,1 [INTERNAL] 

lol, only 250 word essay?