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>250 word essay due tomorrow
>still browsing /lit/

>> No.9246716
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>> No.9246721

>>9246714
250 words ain't much dude

>> No.9246735

>250 words

tell me the subject nigga I'll write it, I'm bored

>> No.9246746

>>9246714
about what essay? if u interested i can write it in russian language

>> No.9246751

>nothing due tomorrow
>haven't even started browsing /lit/ yet

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>>9246716

>> No.9246758

>>9246735
Xmen

>> No.9246768

>>9246714
Classic bait thread 4/10 would respond again

>> No.9246772

>>9246757
holy kek that gif

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>>9246714
>857 pages manuscript due tomorrow
>still haven't said my morning prayers

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>have to sign lab contract by next month
>still on /lit/
JUST

>> No.9247097

15pg essay due sunday.
still haven't started. kill me.

>> No.9247107

>>9246721
Fuck this guy. I'll write it for you OP! Here's a sample of my work.

= Nightmare Of HIStory =

In a trance,
can't help but dance.
Take a chance!
Thrust a lance

in a battle;
prove your mettle.
Climb a tree.
Take a pee.

What do you see?
History
flowing out of my penis.
Don't have to be a genius

to know
that a bow and arrow
is too slow
to beat a tank.

So just smoke some dank;
have a wank.

But better wake...
for Gaia's sake!

= Nightmare Of HIStory =


= Things Would Be Different =

Had only Andrew Jackson taken 'shrooms,
there wouldn’t be so many Indians in tombs.
Got not they even that;
left to lay there on their back
to rot where they got shot.

= Things Would Be Different =

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>>9246714
>One word essay due in 2 microseconds
>Neurons haven't even fired in such a way as to even conceive of a word yet

>> No.9247162

Let's use the power of 4chan and crowdsourcing to write your essay in time. I'll start:

CRASH!