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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3mpUWGII4LQ

>> No.9223218

>women only read John Green and womenshit
Why is she doing sissy black lady hand passes anyway?

>> No.9223293

>>9223218
Imagine being so stupid you can't understand paper towns

>> No.9223337

Jesus, one of the top comments is just a compliment of her hair.

Another is how pretty her bookshelf looks.

Women truly are a meme.

>> No.9223349

>>9223199
What do you think her bra size iss?

>> No.9223360

>>9223337
Because men are much better
see >>9223349

>> No.9223401

>>9223360
>a white knight enters the thread
she won't fuck you.

>> No.9223417
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>>9223199
> booktubers with shelves full of YA fiction, Harry Potter/every JK Rowling book, piss-poor genre fiction and self help books
> main culprits are women who organise it based on colour and size

can literature just be a cool guy club from now on, everyone else wants to ruin it

>> No.9223487

>>9223199
> be qt red-head femme-fatale
> make money early in life as online reviewer of books, gain a career later for magazines and newspapers reviewing recent book releases
> YouTube dies in 2027, needed to move on
> book collection full of YA fiction, even as I grow old I still prefer to read about wizards in gay love and cancer kids dying while referencing how many video game inspired lego sets they own
> my collection of novelisations of Minecraft go for thousands of dollars a pop because long gone is the art form of the minecraft let's play
> reach 60 as a virgin spinster because no man wants to marry me, they say my literature taste is despicable and immature and that this reflects my personality
> they don't realise how much smarter, intellectual and unique i am
> practice Wiccan on sundays, own 40 cats, house stink like piss

:'(

>> No.9223502

the thing about the internet is that you talk to people as dumb as >>9223401

you trying to sound like don draper or something?

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>>9223199
surely this one frustrated her

>> No.9223925

>this book frustrated me because i couldn't ship two of the main characters

is this actually why people read books

>> No.9223938

>>9223502
you getting toasty? why not air out your roast beef curtains bout it on rebbit, back where you came from.

>> No.9224154

>>9223925
Ship?

>> No.9225112

>>9223199
The entire Mortal Instrument Series. I'm not a fan YA, but these books are so goddamn awful even by YA standards that I genuinely cannot understand why they get the amount of praise that they do.

>> No.9225460

>>9223199
a thousand plateaus because i don't want to read it

>> No.9225804

>>9224154
pretend two of the charatcters were dating

>> No.9226110

>>9223199

>I didn't understand it
>I didn't like it
>I didn't understand it
>I didn't like it
>I didn't understand it

Substantive criticisms, there.

>> No.9226538

>>9223349
Double dee-duh-duh-dees

>> No.9226626

>>9223199
This is what I have degenerated to. I'm sitting here, watching a video of someone I don't like so that I can make myself feel angry and maybe make a little mean-spirited mimetic joke about her.

This video isn't even for me; she made this for people like her to enjoy, and that's fine. Yet here I am, alone in a room with a screen, mocking a stranger because she didn't understand some children's books and that experience frustrated her.

What the fuck am I doing with my life.

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>>9226626
Posting on 4chan, friend

>> No.9226632

>>9223199
Maybe if she read books written for adults, she wouldn't be so "frustrated."

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>>9223199
so uh... is this the new carli claire? guys...?