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921808 No.921808 [Reply] [Original]

I can't remember the last time I read a book. I'm proud of that.

>> No.921809

Sucks to be you.

>> No.921812

>>921809

Whatever, queer. Enjoy your Harry Potter and Twilight.

>> No.921816

>>921807

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>> No.921844

>>921804

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>> No.921842

<--------------back to......where? /b/? /fit/? any of the weeboo shit?-------------->

>> No.921845

>>921842
Not OP, but /lit/ and /fit/ are my main boards. Some /fit/izens read lots of books.

>> No.921850

>>921845

Same here. When /lit/ was first introduced I'd always click on it thinking it was /fit/ and figured, fuck it I'll just stay.

>> No.921859

>>921804

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>> No.921864
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>> No.922077

Get back to the kitchen

>> No.922245

>>922077

That's for my bitches. Something you nerds wouldn't know about. You probably haven't even seen a vagina in real life.

>> No.922255

>>922245
The facade of being a cool dude is somewhat undermined by the fact that you know about and post on 4chan.

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>>922255
seriously, tho. this thread sucks. does 6th grade have the day off or something right now? /lit/ is totally polluted today.

>> No.922267

>>922263
Summer.

>> No.922279

>>922263
>>922255
>>922267

Hey look, it's the gay muskateers.
You fags have never seen a vagina in real life.

I've seen several.

>> No.922282

>>922279
You do realize that visiting /s/ doesn't count as getting pussy, right?

>> No.922285

>>922279

Doesn't count as "real life" just 'cause you printed it out, man

>> No.922289

>>922279

Dude, stop sneaking up on your mom when she's in the shower like that.

>> No.924264 [DELETED] 
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Hey Faggots,

My name is Aziz, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my bitch

>> No.924269

>>924264
I like John better.

>> No.924313

>>924264
Aziz? You Turkish? Turkiye man?

That is what you are, a Turkey man from Turkiye!

>> No.924324

>>924264
I'd be Aziz's bitch.

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>>921808
You are proud of your own ignorance. Congratulations.

>> No.924335

>>924264
"She" looks like a trap.

>> No.924343

>>924335
That just turns her from boring into hot.

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>>924335

>> No.924390

>>924363
>on 4chan
>knowledge of memes
>1/10

>> No.924525 [DELETED] 

>>924313
Protip: Zyzz is an Australian Kurd.

>> No.924532

tomato niggers make me laugh.

>> No.924588 [DELETED] 

>>924390
wat.

>> No.924624

I'm the only author who's written more books than he's read.

And I'm proud of that.

>> No.925013
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925013

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pw--VCbfqnE

>> No.925058

OP is dumbfuck

>> No.925083
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>> No.925092

>>921807
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>> No.925529

>>924624
You're Stephani Meyer?

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>> No.925533

IVE SEEN VAGINAS DUDE

DUDE

IVE SEEN VAGINAS

IN REAL LIFE DUDE