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This book is the ultimate redpill. Prove me wrong.

Pro tip: you can't

>> No.9162699 [DELETED] 

>>9162696
lol, try Hitler's Mein Kampf or Schopenhauer's 'On Women', you fucking retard

>> No.9162719
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9162719

I'm here to fuck you up.

>> No.9162723

>>9162696
The red pill is for fags

>> No.9162757

Is stink cheese man red pill

>> No.9162776

>>9162719
So much nostalgia right now

>> No.9162778

>>9162699
No, the real red pill is the wizard of Oz musical spinoff the wiz

>> No.9162783

The red pill is that little slice of relaxation right before you take that first sip of coffee in the morning

>> No.9162805

The red pill is finally realising that all of humanity are like variations of flowers growing from the same vine, and we all need to help each other get as much water (kinky sex) and sunlight (education) as possible.

>> No.9162816

>>9162719
Filthy kommie.

>> No.9162845

>>9162783
It's like driving to work without hitting any red lights

>> No.9162847

>>9162805
That's insensitive to asexuals who don't enjoy kinky sex

>> No.9162857

>>9162847
Asexuals and autists are just people who haven't taken the red pill yet. There is a cure for being sexually boring.

>> No.9163027

>>9162805
spoken like a true cuck

pro tip: stop drinking from plastic bottles, xenoestrogens leeches into your beverage and distort your hormone levels. it's why there aren't any real men today.

>> No.9163038
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>>9162696
>>9162719
Checkmate, Atheists.

>> No.9163043

>>9163027
try to swallow your tin foil hat. seriously try it, no chewing

>> No.9163282

>>9163038
Patrician children's book.

>> No.9163328
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>>9163038
this is the book my mother used to teach me how to read.

>> No.9163386

>>9163328
Alpha as fuck

>> No.9163698

>>9163328
your mom taught you to neg?

>> No.9163734

>>9163698
That's not negging, negging would be to say: it's a lovely hat I've seen lots of people wearing that one lately, or where did it come from its an interesting choice.

That dog is just being a cunt.

>> No.9163738

>>9163734
what, he can't offer his honest opinion when asked for it without being a cunt?

>> No.9163747

>>9163734
I thought the point of negging was to induce the other person's insecurities? So wouldn't it be "That's a nice hat, but it looks bad on you."

>> No.9163750

>>9163328
this is wonderful

>> No.9163751

>>9163747
Yeah, both of mine did that too. The subtle the better. You don't want her to see you as the source of her insecurities.

>>9163738
Yeah, otherwise people would just be openly insulting each other all the time. That's not the way the world works you autistic fuck.

>> No.9163759

>>9163738
>babby can't into social interaction

>> No.9163772

>>9163751
>>9163759
>let's all lie to each other because some people can't take the truth
i'm sure that won't fuck anything up in a society.

hell, all he said was no, he didn't tell her that it's ugly, he just said no. i'm pretty sure the autist here isn't me, but your overreactions to a fairly simple interaction between two walking and talking dogs.

>> No.9163789

>>9163772
>Making a mountain out of a social molehill.
Yep, that's autism.

>> No.9163794

>>9163772
shit sorry I was meant to reply to the dude you were replying to lmao desu senpai

the dog isn't being a cunt, whoever's said the dog is being a cunt is an autist.

>> No.9163798

>>9162696
Fuck off /Plebbit/

>> No.9163801

>>9163794
>fumbling around in a discussion, not knowing who to respond to
>SOMEONE ELSE HERE IS AN AUTIST

>> No.9163906

i think the main thing we can gather from this thread is that to read your children children's books, is to condemn them to autism.

>> No.9163909

>>9163906
Autists on a autist witch hunt for the autiest aut that ever auted.

>> No.9163912

>>9163909
autism personified, friends.

anyone else constantly get "calle" in their captchas?

>> No.9163915

>>9163912
It is non-stop CALLE for me too, bud.

By the way, I am >>9163909, thanks for the insult. It makes me overcompensate with friendliness while simultaneously letting my true self retreat further and further into the shell.

Soon I'll implode something fierce.

>> No.9163934

>>9163915
well we can't have you enjoying yourself with abnegation, you just gotta grin and bear being a wonderfully adjusted individual.

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>>9163801

>> No.9163951

this thread is currently too at peace, it must find conflict before the infection spreads.

>> No.9163988

>>9163915
>letting my true self retreat further and further into the shell.
>Soon I'll implode something fierce.

*tips fedora*

>> No.9163995

>>9163038
green means go go dogs go

>> No.9164020

What's that Dr. Seuss book where they drink from a lake of gooey blue water that has the consistency of wax? I have this image of one of the Dr. Seuss characters slurping up that lake goo and I can't figure this out by googling it....

>> No.9164329

>>9163988
Keep talking, tough guy, and I'll implode all over your face.

>> No.9164496
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>nobody posted der struwwelpeter yet
der struwwelpeter is the first repill for every german boy
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Struwwelpeter

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Pft. Get on my level.

>> No.9164585

>>9164582
http://www.teachingchildrenphilosophy.org/BookModule/Frederick

>> No.9164593

>>9164496
>bleeding before being cut
what is this madness?!

>> No.9164608

>>9163328
I learned how to read because my mom read Green Eggs & Ham to me so many times that I had it memorized. So all I had to do was figure out which words on the page corresponded to the words I had remembered.
The school system in my county was really shit, tons of people I knew had to go to Special Ed because the faculty couldn't get their shit together. If it weren't for Dr. Seuss I probably would have been classified as retarded