Have you ever tried to impress a girl with your writing? Did it work?

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Anonymous Thu Feb 23 11:52:40 2017 No.9146268 [Reply] [Original]

Have you ever tried to impress a girl with your writing? Did it work?

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 11:55:20 2017 No.9146280 >>9146268 Is that the girl from mad men? I had a crush on her in high school

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 11:56:14 2017 No.9146287 >>9146280 Yeah, it is. She's cute.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 11:56:17 2017 No.9146288 I impress everyone with my writing, bitch.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 11:58:09 2017 No.9146298 >>9146268 Yes, but she was already my girlfriend. Oh wait, I did seduce three of my English teachers with my essays. Good times.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 11:58:26 2017 No.9146301 File: 54 KB, 388x380, 1324690418001.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9146268 1) No. 2) Still had a woman go out of her way to tell me she wasn't impressed.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 11:58:36 2017 No.9146302 >liking girls

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 12:00:15 2017 No.9146309 >Trying to impress anyone >Having accomplishments so obscure that you need external validation to be confident that they exist >Not covering up your inability to form and maintain healthy relationships with a myth of self-sufficienty Fucking gutterpleb

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 12:15:10 2017 No.9146375 >>9146309 You sound like a valley-girl, bruh. Liek a straight up Stacey, yo.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 12:29:35 2017 No.9146435 No but I sometimes try to impress them with my reading

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 12:43:56 2017 No.9146490 how is her head so fucking enormous lmao

Anonymous Thu Feb 23 13:06:34 2017 No.9146547
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>>9146268
I tried to impress her with content not style, she was pretty dumb and not worth the time to write something pleasant.
Didn't work, she just thought I was a cuck while she continues to suck nigger dick.
By impress I mean effect.

10/10 would do again if I found a cutie.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 13:13:39 2017 No.9146568 File: 23 KB, 600x478, mychest.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9146309 >>Not covering up your inability to form and maintain healthy relationships with a myth of self-sufficienty

Anonymous Thu Feb 23 13:15:41 2017 No.9146574

>>9146268
This wouldnt work cuz my writing is either stripped down and minimalist (which women don't like) or obscure and masturbatory (which women dont like unless it was written by a woman)

Wish I was more of a pseud so I could impress normies with my shitty free verse

Anonymous Thu Feb 23 13:19:46 2017 No.9146591

Fucked two airheads (not at the same time, like 2 years apart) because they thought it's like being a muse or some shit. Just acted non-autistically eccentric and a bit pretentious, didn't talk much, and listened to their bullshit. I also smoke and drink so I fit the meme. I never gave them anything finished, just half-finished short stories or stuff waiting for editing. They didn't have an opinion on anything on Earth, they never had, but I fucked both for 2 or 3 months so I guess it sufficed.

I managed to impress my lit teachers in HS and a mother 3 though. Did not have sex. One of the teachers and the MILF were the subject of some wetdreams back then, though, so I wouldn't have objected.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 13:23:05 2017 No.9146602 >>9146268 yes but i wrote her a song iam really proud of the lyrics though

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 13:27:13 2017 No.9146615 >thinking your writing is good enough >ever You guys are not /lit/

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 13:27:52 2017 No.9146618 >>9146298 Greentext time.

Anonymous Thu Feb 23 13:29:36 2017 No.9146627

Every single woman I've fucked (about 8 at this point, two of whom were 4+ year-long relationships, the rest just flings) I was able to fuck because I impressed them with my writing and my brooding tortured writer demeanor.

Woman hate me after knowing me for about two weeks, but it's not hard to get their legs open with words.

Anonymous Thu Feb 23 13:31:15 2017 No.9146632
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Yes, about 5 different times. I think I might just have a nice face or I surround myself with girls who are "dreamers".

I'd say about 3 of them were genuinely wetting themselves while the other two were more like "wow that's good".

Tl:dr people have zero taste, I hate my own writing

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 13:31:16 2017 No.9146633 >>9146618 >asking for greentext of a fictional claim

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 13:32:23 2017 No.9146638 >>9146632 Oh yeah andhad sex

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 13:33:46 2017 No.9146641 >>9146633 Greentext is a storytelling medium, I don't see what's wrong.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 13:33:58 2017 No.9146643 >>9146298 I've always wanted to meet a schizophrenic.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 13:34:48 2017 No.9146651 >>9146632 You just have to cater to what young girls want to hear, it's not that difficult.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 13:36:08 2017 No.9146655 >>9146268 Turns 18 on November 10

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 13:37:19 2017 No.9146660 >>9146268 Reader, I married her.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 13:39:13 2017 No.9146666 >>9146660 what do you write?

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 13:41:31 2017 No.9146673 >>9146666 Sins.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 13:41:51 2017 No.9146675 >>9146673 Erotica?

Anonymous Thu Feb 23 13:46:05 2017 No.9146688

>>9146666
Poems and stories. Some of it was just stuff I was working on anyway, some of it was for her. She genuinely liked some of it, and some it she just appreciated the effort.

I rarely tried to do sincere "Shall I compare thee" writing. When I write for her, it's playful and ironic. When I have a few things done I'll usually bind up a chapbook for her and make it a gift.

It's become a form of intimacy between us... the private poems and stories. It's not that they're full of personal detail or erotic or anything, but something that I'll put time and genuine effort into and then give it to her alone. I dunno... works for us.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 13:47:32 2017 No.9146694 I made my therapist cry with my writing. Could've fucked her, she was a cute young graduate student, jewish too.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 13:49:18 2017 No.9146699 I wrote my gf a sonnet for valentine's day. She loved it, so that felt pretty good.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 13:49:41 2017 No.9146701 >>9146673 I suppose the only thing left to you is comedies, then

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 13:50:54 2017 No.9146704 >>9146688 I don't think I'd ever be able to do that, I'm afraid the girl would think me as a feminine man and cuck me. But that's me though, I happy for you.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 13:51:06 2017 No.9146707 >>9146651 I know, it's less of the quality, more the "sentiment", like that one guy at parties who says he can play the guitar but can only fumble the chords to smells like teen spirit, the girls love it anyway

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 13:51:57 2017 No.9146713 >>9146704 I'm*

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 14:27:15 2017 No.9146858 >>9146673 Not tragedies?

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 15:37:42 2017 No.9147243 File: 12 KB, 264x266, i chimed in.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9146666 >>9146673 >>9146858 I hate that song.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 15:48:12 2017 No.9147288 An attractive girl well above my league gave herself to me because she liked my writing.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 15:49:01 2017 No.9147293 >>9146268 What's with the deep state pedophilia dolls? What does it mean?

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 15:56:26 2017 No.9147331 >>9147288 I never got why girls would fuck down, it's insanity.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 15:58:08 2017 No.9147341 >>9147288 is this part of your book? Leave your house once in a while

Anonymous Thu Feb 23 15:59:18 2017 No.9147345

>>9147331
She was an aspiring writer so she really thought highly of me.

She was only above my league in looks (she was a fashion model) and girls can be forgiving in that department to a degree. I mean I'm not ugly, but I'm not a headturner or anything.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 16:00:06 2017 No.9147347 >>9147341 I'm gonna kill your character off and there's nothing you can do about it.

Anonymous Thu Feb 23 16:18:14 2017 No.9147412

>>9147331
You can have a partner less attractive than you that you're still attracted to, what's not to get? The only reason this might not make sense is if she's extremely attractive and only looking to get fucked rather than be in a relationship, so it would then make "sense" she'd only fuck the top tier amongst those interested in her.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 16:26:54 2017 No.9147466 >>9147412 It doesn't make sense to me being a good looking woman and not using those attributes to power your way to the top of social hierarchy.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 16:31:00 2017 No.9147486 >>9146615 girls are plebs, it doesn't take much to impress them

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 16:48:43 2017 No.9147566 >>9146268 I've had a few girls that were impressed by the type of books I read and how much I read, as well as how I sound "so intellectual" (according to them; I'm a pleb) in conversation, but I've never shared my writing with any women.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 16:50:35 2017 No.9147576 File: 327 KB, 340x256, 1441839409853.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >tfw I let her read my diary, desu, and then she laughed in my face

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 17:06:25 2017 No.9147708 File: 274 KB, 800x450, image70.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The literary lifestyle leaves no room for sex. You people make me sick, and also painfully aroused. Please stop.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 18:04:11 2017 No.9148059 >>9147576 kek, same here. My "diary" was basically just me writing for the sake of writing (it's relaxing and I enjoy it) and I'd just write what I did that day, which wasn't ever much. She made fun of me for it.

Anonymous Thu Feb 23 18:09:10 2017 No.9148089
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>>9146268
I've had several professors approach inappropriate levels of familiarity after reading or hearing my words. It was far from intentional and each time I fled from their advances.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 18:14:57 2017 No.9148121 >>9147466 >he fell for the spook of the century

Anonymous Thu Feb 23 18:15:35 2017 No.9148123
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there was a cute girl I used to fuck who was in my friend circle. We argued a lot on Twitter but she was congenial in person. I'm an unvarnished reactionary and she's an SJW. She invited me out to have a drink to "discuss my writing" which she said she liked. She was supposedly impressed by it but I think it was mostly a pretense to fuck.

I cucked her boyfriend

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 18:16:00 2017 No.9148127 >>9148089 Do tell us more

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 18:18:21 2017 No.9148135 >>9148121 It's the spook that makes the world go around.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 18:18:53 2017 No.9148137 >>9148123 You only cuck her boyfriend if he watches, retard. And calling someone who enjoys watching his bitch get plugged a cuck is hardly offensive.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 18:20:14 2017 No.9148145 >>9148137 that isn't true. That's an aspect of the cuckold fetish. The original sense of cuckold is a man whose woman fucks other men

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 18:21:41 2017 No.9148152 >>9148123 He's probably a worthless numale anyway.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 18:22:14 2017 No.9148157 >>9148137 You know that cuckolding is a much older term than the one used to describe your favorite genre of porn right?

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 18:22:55 2017 No.9148161 >>9148145 So, all men are cucks?

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 18:24:17 2017 No.9148173 >>9148157 You'll have a very difficult time talking to people if you bring this up for every word you use. It's best to use the word as it currently is.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 18:24:42 2017 No.9148178 File: 75 KB, 1032x406, cuck.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9148161 Yes.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 18:26:49 2017 No.9148189 >>9148152 not inaccurate

Anonymous Thu Feb 23 18:28:32 2017 No.9148204
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>>9146694

>I made my therapist cry with my writing. Could've fucked her, she was a cute young graduate student, jewish too.

I actually envy this scenario and am enraged that you didn't. That would've been a /lit/ moment par excellence and you fucked it all up.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 18:28:40 2017 No.9148206 >>9148173 people use it in the original sense today

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 18:29:52 2017 No.9148214 >>9148189 Kek, do you know him? What those SJWs are most in need of is a strong male presence in their lives, it's so obvious.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 18:50:25 2017 No.9148345 >>9148214 yes I knew him. He's actually smart and nice, but yeah nu-male stuff there for sure she told me his dick didn't get fully hard

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 18:52:52 2017 No.9148360 >>9148345 Textbook beta sjw dude. Probably faps to interracial porn.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 19:04:09 2017 No.9148422 >>9148345 >she told me his dick didn't get fully hard lmao what.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 19:14:19 2017 No.9148481 >>9148422 Low test

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 19:23:57 2017 No.9148518 >>9148481 ... damn. always though that was just a meme. you can be so low test you can't even get it up?? F

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 19:26:54 2017 No.9148537 >>9148422 ED isn't always low t, it's usually just a circulation issue. Viagra literally just reduces blood pressure and can't actually induce arousal.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 19:28:12 2017 No.9148540 >>9148518 >>9148422 >>9148345 You guys have never experienced this? Must be nice to be a brainlet.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 19:31:03 2017 No.9148554 >>9148537 Neither of these are always the cause of the problem either.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 19:31:27 2017 No.9148555 >>9146268 I once tried to impress a girl by telling her to read Mein Kampf. Haven't heard from her recently.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 19:32:06 2017 No.9148559 >>9148537 >tf when I get fully hard I cum immediately and can't stop I just want to kill myself.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 19:33:20 2017 No.9148566 >>9148554 Did I say they were?

Anonymous Thu Feb 23 19:33:58 2017 No.9148572

>>9148540
Yeah, it happens to me, but only either when

>the room is hot and I start getting sweaty
>I'm not super in the mood but my girl is and she gets grumpy when I don't do her so I do her then anyway
>I've pounded away for several minutes and I'm starting to get bored and she's not the type to get into sex, so...

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 19:34:44 2017 No.9148575 >>9146268 Yes No...

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 19:36:17 2017 No.9148582 >>9148566 No. Are you ok, anon? I was just adding that there are a bunch of reasons.

Anonymous Thu Feb 23 19:49:54 2017 No.9148660

I don't write much so no but I guess it's quite easy as long as you're not genuinely seeking validation.

Unfinished stories would be a good idea. You can be all 'so I'd love to know your opinion blah blah blah' and use it as a way of snagging a date.

Although I would give kudos to any guy whose writing was solid enough to win a girl's heart outright.

Anonymous Thu Feb 23 22:12:07 2017 No.9149190
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It's not especially exciting or sexy in truth.
>publicly praise my work in front of the class
>learn my name and face when 3/4ths of the students don't exist
>repeatedly volunteer me to answer questions or provide input
>this advances into weird amounts of eye contact or proximity in class
>can clearly tell they are genuinely stricken by what I express/ how I express it, there's often an alert luster in their face
>called upon to discuss things things with alarming frequency, forcibly buds into a rapport and then into the casual exchanges of personal information
>two professors even risked regular and unnecessary physical contact like taking my hand with theirs, or touching me on the shoulders
It was the furthest thing from an enviable situation.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 23:17:55 2017 No.9149407 >>9146858 Fucker beat me to it. CLOSE THE GODDAMN DOOR.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 23:21:17 2017 No.9149418 Fag here. My boyfriend loves my writing and I write him love poems all the time. Yes, it works.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 23:24:30 2017 No.9149435 File: 99 KB, 717x510, 1480126587189.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9148540 >Must be nice to be a brainlet. i read all the time. you just have no testosterone.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 23:45:18 2017 No.9149506 >>9149418 >living in bad faith

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 24 00:00:43 2017 No.9149549 File: 58 KB, 795x771, 1461764279322.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9149418 >Yes, it works. you are literally a couple of fags you don't even count. enough of this meme.

>>	James Noice Fri Feb 24 00:23:49 2017 No.9149605 >>9146268 I wasn't trying but she was way into the writing I wrote, she was the secret, sneaky seer sort She wasn't too much of a qt-puss but I would'a done her had I not been so shy and had I seen her again after

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 24 00:35:06 2017 No.9149631 >>9146627 >Woman hate me after knowing me for about two weeks, but it's not hard to get their legs open with words. keked

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 24 00:47:24 2017 No.9149658 >>9148204 Yes, but it would have been very unprofessional of his therapist to be with a client. Like, she should get fired. Of course, if there came a point where she was no longer his therapist...it still would be sketchy, but...

Anonymous Fri Feb 24 00:48:49 2017 No.9149660
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>>9146268
Yes and yes. Blog inbound.
Back when I was in highschool I showed my girlfriend who was lit nerd like me, my poetry. She actually laughed at me and mad fun of it, but eventually said she liked it and thought it was interesting how accurately and cohesively I could put down my thoughts. I wrote some for and about her and she said it was sweet.
She killed herself soon after we broke up

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 24 00:54:49 2017 No.9149676 >>9149660 I'm sorry to hear anon PM me if you just wanna chat

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 24 00:56:59 2017 No.9149681 File: 161 KB, 505x436, 1473550076343.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9149676 Thanks bro, its nice to know you guys are here for me.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 24 00:58:43 2017 No.9149687 >>9149660 love you anon

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 24 01:02:02 2017 No.9149701 File: 101 KB, 500x364, 1484402404489.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9149687 Alright, alright, don't make it gay. U too bby <3

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 24 01:07:38 2017 No.9149729 >>9149660 How was her footgame?

Anonymous Fri Feb 24 01:12:16 2017 No.9149743
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>high school sweetheart and i go to university
>she gets more distant
>goes to more parties, takes more drugs
>breaks up with me
>desperately attempt to win her back
>spend all night composing a love poem
>read it to her at her work
>she laughs in my face
>security escorts me out
>totally humiliated
>on a whim, submit to local poetry magazine
>forget about it
>months later get an email
>tfw accepted for publication
>it gets published in a regional anthology
>ex-gf hears about it
>tries to ask me out for drinks again
>too busy plowing hipster puss at my poetry readings to respond to her

Anonymous Fri Feb 24 01:21:39 2017 No.9149770

>>9149658

>Yes, but it would have been very unprofessional of his therapist to be with a client. Like, she should get fired.

I don't care I wouldn't rat her out or anything. I might move on to another therapist after but I wouldn't play her like that. If she had some professional crisis of consciousness over it later then that is her thing to deal with. I would've been A-Okay with it, personally.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 24 01:23:04 2017 No.9149782 >>9149743 i hope this is true you raging autiste ulillilia is deep, deep 'tism

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 24 01:33:46 2017 No.9149818 >>9147576 How old are you (idiot)?

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 24 01:36:23 2017 No.9149826 File: 36 KB, 305x328, 6069736.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9149729 Top tier. She was really petite with soft skin. Had cute little toes. Nice lips too. Gave me my oral fetish.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 24 01:38:49 2017 No.9149837 >>9149826 Oh wow. Do you know why she topped herself?

Anonymous Fri Feb 24 01:47:51 2017 No.9149862

>>9149837
Further blogging. Forgive me.

I can only really speculate endlessly at this point. But her dad was pretty abusive, mostly emotionally but I always suspected it was also sexually.
She never liked to talk about it, even though she always would say "I know you of all people would understand anon. I just don't want to get into it."
We had a falling out which led to the separation and soon after she was dead. I thought it would be resolved. We were pretty emotionally dependent on each other at the time, so maybe that was part of it.
I am of course now haunted by the thought that I was the tipping point.

Anonymous Fri Feb 24 01:57:17 2017 No.9149880

>>9149862
You didn't know, anon. Even if your falling out was partially your fault, that doesn't mean you can be blamed for her killing herself. Her mental instability is something you couldn't control. You'll never know exactly why she did it, and in fact, it's probably impossible for you to know. Because if she was sexually abused, that does things to your head that you will likely never begin to comprehend. It doesn't help to let the past torture you. Tomorrow is a new day, and you mustn't waste it.

Anyway, did she ever let you suck on those cute toes of hers?

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 24 01:57:43 2017 No.9149882 >>9149862 Don't beat yourself up. You went through a breakup. It happens. You had no way of knowing that she'd have such an extreme reaction to such a standard stage in life. It isn't on you, m8.

Anonymous Fri Feb 24 02:11:55 2017 No.9149912

>>9149880
>>9149882
Thanks anons. Its nice to talk about it once in a while, and I've come to understand all that. But I can't really shake it entirely. Maybe some day. I don't really want to forget her, so I don't mind entirely.

also
>Anyway, did she ever let you suck on those cute toes of hers?
Hell yeah she did, once she figured out I liked 'em. Footjobs too. I remember the little squeak she made when I first went for her feet. She secretly knew I liked her feet and let me go to town. She liked it when I bit them and I often nibbled on her toes when we'd just lay together.
She had this natural smell that was great, not even a normal/gross sweat smell, like tangy and musky, and a little tiny bit sweet. She had a pretty long tongue too, which is an even bigger fetish for me. Small boobs/ass tho, but they were just the right size to me.
She treated sex like a tool or gift or something. It was like her way of being sorry or thoughtful.
Y'know the girls that often put a lot of thought into presents? That was her, especially with sex.
The nostalgia is hitting hard.

Anonymous Fri Feb 24 02:20:13 2017 No.9149927

I've impressed a few girls with my writing. I wrote a lot for my current girlfriend, and now that we're stable and I'm not self-conscious about us every other hour, I can barely come up with anything to write for her. This makes her very sad. Don't spoil them too early.

On that note, I sent some of it to some pretentious art girl on tinder and she thought it was "beautiful." But then again she was the type who thought slam poems about periods and losing virginity at 17 is good shit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 24 02:22:31 2017 No.9149934 >>9149927 Don't cheat on your gf mate. Break up with her if you want to step out. On second though, she's probably cucking you already, so feel free.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 24 02:24:11 2017 No.9149937 The only girl I know who has read past grade school level is fat, ugly and conceited

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 24 02:24:28 2017 No.9149938 >>9149912 Shit. The world lost an awesome girl man. I'm jealous you got to know her at all.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 24 02:25:13 2017 No.9149939 >>9149934 No no. The situation is pretty complicated I guess, I had separated from her briefly, was on tinder, and got back with her a few months later after I realized she was practically my best friend.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 24 02:25:27 2017 No.9149940 I get rock hard when I'm kissing a girl when we're fully clothed, but sometimes I can't get hard doing other things. What's wrong with me bros

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 24 02:26:51 2017 No.9149942 >>9149939 >a few months later That's surprising. Good for you, that must mean you're not bad.

Anonymous Fri Feb 24 02:31:08 2017 No.9149957
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>>9149942
I'm not a scumbag, but I can fall into these modes of autism where I become very self-centered and believe that I need a break from everyone for long periods of time, and then I act like I'm the only man on earth. Hope this makes sense.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 24 02:36:18 2017 No.9149974 >>9149938 Yeah, I was undoubtedly lucky.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 24 02:37:19 2017 No.9149977 >>9149940 Sounds like stage four autism anon. Radiation should help. Seek out treatment at your nearest nuclear reactor.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 24 02:41:28 2017 No.9149982 >>9146268 Yes. But turned out she's dumb.

Anonymous Fri Feb 24 02:46:58 2017 No.9149989

I used to write poems for my first girlfriend, who was a lit and artsy nerd like me, we were already a couple though. She liked them a lot, made her cry "haha because they were awful, right?" heard that joke a thousand times with some personal poems and we encouraged each other to write more and more. She wrote a short story inspired by the fact of me getting into her life (I still keep the original in which she wrote a beautiful dedicatory) and won a government sponsored prize. That made me confident enough to think that she really liked my poems because they were truly good and not because she was blinded by love.

I've read and shown my poems to other poets but not to get into their panties.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 24 02:51:55 2017 No.9149997 >>9148178 Wow, that's a great post.

Anonymous Fri Feb 24 02:55:34 2017 No.9150007
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>>9149957
That's not autism, that's introversion, and it's perfectly natural. I don't know how safe it is where you live, but I like to go on walks at like 2 A.M. through my neighborhood, it's so peaceful and there's basically no one awake, there's usually a nice mist too. Definitely recommend.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 24 03:04:43 2017 No.9150026 >>9149989 That was nice anon.

Anonymous Fri Feb 24 03:08:07 2017 No.9150034

>>9150007
This is true. Whenever I'm struggling with anything, a difficult decision or anxiety or depression or just general angst I like to go for a walk late at night. It clears the head and helps you calm down, take a step back from your situation. You can think slowly while walking, especially if you don't have a destination. And the cold and the dark and the mild exercise help with sleep.
Sometimes you just need time alone.

Anonymous Fri Feb 24 03:12:44 2017 No.9150047

>>9150007
>>9150034
"I have been one acquainted with the night..."

Glad to hear I'm not autistic. I feel you guys. I can afford to do that now, but I need to get back on the job wagon soon, and I won't be able to go on midnight walks anymore. So far, gym has been filling that void pretty nicely, and getting some exercise in is a great way to get stuff off the mind.

Another thing I did was I started making some commitments in my schedule. I have a writing group I go to every Sunday morning/noon, and aside from helping me write more, it helps me get out of the house and away from other life things.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 24 05:00:17 2017 No.9150317 >>9149407 No

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 24 05:25:35 2017 No.9150389 >>9150007 >tfw live in a ghetto shithole and can't go for night walks out of fear of the local aboriginals

Anonymous Fri Feb 24 05:30:11 2017 No.9150400
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>>9149912
>Hell yeah she did, once she figured out I liked 'em. Footjobs too. I remember the little squeak she made when I first went for her feet. She secretly knew I liked her feet and let me go to town. She liked it when I bit them and I often nibbled on her toes when we'd just lay together.
/lit/ as fuck
>She treated sex like a tool or gift or something. It was like her way of being sorry or thoughtful.
Probably because she'd been molested desu

But yea, jokes asides, sorry you had to go through that

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 24 09:12:53 2017 No.9150877 >>9149940 The human body is unshapely. Clothed people are usually more attractive.

Anonymous Fri Feb 24 11:49:36 2017 No.9151332
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>>9149940
You're fine, girls find it flattering if a guy gets an erection when making out, same as if a girl you liked was soaked after just a few kisses. Both genders like to feel sexy, to feel desired.

As for the not keeping it up part, that's you getting nervous, performance anxiety it sounds like. It happens to tons of dudes, you've just gotta get outta your head and enjoy the moment when you're with her.

Remember that you're both people, and if you've gotten this far it means she's attracted to you, so she's probably nervous too. Just take your time with the foreplay, include lots of kissing all over her body, nibble her ears a bit, don't be in a hurry to get your dick in her.

Most guys are really self-centered in bed, so if you take the time to go through some foreplay you're already doing better than like 50% of dudes, and if you go down and give some oral you'll be in the top 10% p much.

Main thing is, nothing's wrong with you, you just gotta learn to relax.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 24 14:36:09 2017 No.9151903 >>9146641 I outline my stories as greentext.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 24 14:39:06 2017 No.9151917 >>9146268 Nope, I don't "try to impress people" - I ask for honest criticism. Which is far more impressive than wanting to be awarded a gold star and have your drawing put on the fridge.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 24 14:40:22 2017 No.9151920 File: 63 KB, 730x280, 1487794283906.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9149818 22

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 24 14:43:38 2017 No.9151934 >>9146568 Deep.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 24 18:55:36 2017 No.9152949 Never got laid cus my writing. Got make-out sesh from my guitar/singing though.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 24 19:00:42 2017 No.9152965 >>9146268 I recently let a girl I just met read some of my writing. Turns out, she's 10x the writer I am, she just hadn't mentioned that she does any writing.

Anonymous Fri Feb 24 19:01:16 2017 No.9152968

>>9146268
desu you'd probably get more mileage out of how you string words along in conversation or just giving a story synopsis. most people really genuinely do not give a shit about anything like that though. literally any other art form is more likely to get you laid, especially drawing and music tee bee haych

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 24 19:02:27 2017 No.9152971 >>9152965 don't let her get away anon

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 24 23:34:01 2017 No.9153995 >>9152949 What songs did you play?

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 24 23:45:03 2017 No.9154020 >>9153995 Not him but one time a girl fucked me after i played the instrumental of Wildwood Flower by the Carter Family, not even joking

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 24 23:52:05 2017 No.9154044 >>9146602 Post them

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 24 23:54:41 2017 No.9154050 >>9154044 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6H8WcTPnWM

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 25 00:02:58 2017 No.9154068 >>9154050 Ok Pynchon.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 25 02:32:07 2017 No.9154417 >>9146280 >in high school b-but she's not even 18 now did you have a crush on a 9 year old?

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 25 02:34:17 2017 No.9154423 File: 28 KB, 554x499, 1373348276379.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9147576 >>9151920 She doesn't deserve you anon.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 25 02:38:12 2017 No.9154427 >>9154417 She was old enough to crush on in the last season.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 25 05:23:37 2017 No.9154825 File: 56 KB, 640x480, 1481752501137.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9146268 I once gave a girl I loved a poem I wrote for her and she really cried and said it was amazing.

Anonymous Sat Feb 25 05:56:55 2017 No.9154898

>>9146268
>impress her with writing

Impossible because girls don't value writing. if you want to impress them you have to utilize a more overt display of confidence so that they can quickly know where to fit you into the assumed existing social hierarchy before they can unconsciously decide whether or not they want to be attracted to you

Anonymous Sat Feb 25 06:20:22 2017 No.9154942

>>9150877
True, unless you work hard for aesthetics. Chicks don't have to do much but us guys have to really work our asses off for a nice nude body. Conversely, you can look good in everyday life without working out really hard if your clothes are nice and you aren't overweight.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 25 08:02:36 2017 No.9155229 >>9146268 i managed to seduce a girl with my snapchat stories she was in a relationship too lmfao

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 25 08:06:15 2017 No.9155240 >>9146268 the one feminist in our workshop liked my work. but she was terrible and fat so i shrugged her off

Anonymous Sat Feb 25 11:13:44 2017 No.9155790
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Once. My dad always said nothing means more to girl than a hand-written letter.

I wrote my friend a letter, told her how much she meant to me. I put in in her textbook, and she found it the next day in class.

She kissed me the next time we hung out, pretty much as soon as she saw me. We ended up dating until August when i left for uni. I see her every time I go back, but neither one of us feel the way we did over the summer.

She was my friends little sister. I'd known her for about two years, had a crush for about a month before i wrote the letter. It could've turned out a lot worse had i been any uglier. She says she still has the letter though.

Anonymous Sat Feb 25 11:17:44 2017 No.9155806

>>9154044
Okay, be gentle

I'm goin' out to Denver
See if I can't find
I'm goin' out to Denver
See if I can't find
That lovin' Colorado girl of mine

The promise in her smile
Shames the mountains tall
Well the promise in her smile
Shames the mountains tall
She bring the sun to shining
Tell the rain to fall

It's been a long time, mama,
Since I heard you call my name
Oh, been a long time, mama
Since I heard you call my name
And got to see my Colorado girl again

I'll be there tomorrow
Mama, don't you cry
I'll be there tomorrow
Now, mama, don't you cry
I got to kiss these lonesome Texas blues good-bye

I'm goin' out to to Denver
See if I can't find
I'm goin' out to to Denver
See if I can't find
That lovin' Colorado girl of mine
That lovin' Colorado girl of mine

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 25 11:23:42 2017 No.9155832 >>9149660 so someone killed themselves after reading your poetry? got it

Anonymous Sat Feb 25 11:51:21 2017 No.9155937

>>9146268
1) Twice.
2) Both times.

It's not hard. Appeal to their biases, overstate something sickly-sweet, and use lots of assonance. Remember that you're making an aphrodisiac and not a work of art.

The second time I actually had some fun with it and dropped a subtle hint that she was just a quick fuck. The joke went over her head, so I explained it to her afterwards. Feels good man.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 25 11:53:33 2017 No.9155950 Yeah, I didn't even ask her to read it. It works better if they don't expect you to be a writer

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 25 11:57:47 2017 No.9155961 >>9147486 T H I S H I S

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 25 11:58:26 2017 No.9155966 >>9148157 sorry we can't all be cuck historians like you

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 25 11:59:00 2017 No.9155968 >>9147708 Ive always had fantasies of fucking milton in his blind eyehole

Anonymous Sat Feb 25 12:21:25 2017 No.9156064
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>>9150400
>/lit/ as fuck
kek. Thanks?
>Probably because she'd been molested desu
Yeah I figured that.
>But yea, jokes asides, sorry you had to go through that
Its ok, you gave me a good reason to get very drunk the other night.
>>9155832
>so someone killed themselves after reading your poetry?
>got it
Haha, nice.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 25 13:03:07 2017 No.9156259 >>9146268 >trying to impress women you spineless fucking coward, go write a sonnet

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 25 15:52:29 2017 No.9157015 >>9156259 >not being capable of impressing women >thinking the pursuit of the greatest feeling in life is beneath him It's okay anon, you'll find someone

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 25 22:14:11 2017 No.9158510 >>9157015 She'll cheat anyway.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 25 22:23:29 2017 No.9158545 >>9146268 Yes and yes - do it all the time. The kind of girls I like are impressed by writers.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 26 05:21:55 2017 No.9159677 >tried to impress a girl you've already failed

>>	Rina Nagai Is Goddess Sun Feb 26 05:25:47 2017 No.9159683 >>9146268 >Have you ever tried to impress a girl with your writing? fuck me in the dick-hole. transform my penis hole into a penetrative receptive source of existential energy and fuck it. Just stop.

Anonymous Sun Feb 26 05:29:06 2017 No.9159692

>>9155790

>She was my friends little sister.

I potentially could've hooked up with a friend's little sister but didn't because I thought this was an unspoken no-no between bros.

Did I fuck up? I thought every guy just naturally knew that this wasn't a thing that you do.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 26 05:30:18 2017 No.9159698 >>9159692 you fucked up

Anonymous Sun Feb 26 05:33:24 2017 No.9159703
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>>9159698

Probably, yeah.

She was a qt too. She was all over me and it was the easiest potential hookup that has ever been presented to me in life thus far. Oh well. At least I wasn't a snake about it.

Anonymous Sun Feb 26 06:03:18 2017 No.9159746

>>9150047
>>9150007
>>9150034
I'm at least borderline autistic, my therapist friend has told me, and I love nightwalks. Funny thing is, I get scared of a dark house, alone or not, I become terrified inside and invent monsters for myself. Outside in the dark, howecer I feel calm and at peace. I'm not sure where that comes from, both houses I've lived in I've had this problem.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 26 06:08:44 2017 No.9159754 I sent about 5 or 10 short poems to a girl when i was 18. She told me i was like rimbaud. True story.

Anonymous Sun Feb 26 06:13:01 2017 No.9159764
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I'm a male English major. Most other English majors are women who absolutely cannot write. Of course they're impressed.
The better question is whether or not any woman impresses me with their own shitty writing.
They have, actually. Just today tbqh

Anonymous Sun Feb 26 06:23:37 2017 No.9159793

>>9146268
I once framed Hänsel und Gretel as teenage crime, my German teacher made me read the essay in front of class, interrupting several times with bouts of admiration. She was a not-so-well-shaped alcoholic though.

Impressing women with well-tempered style and genuine content is however pointless, as any man should know. Knowingly or not they will think less of you for casting pearls before swine.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 26 06:29:52 2017 No.9159814 >>9159754 did you fug her though

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 26 07:01:10 2017 No.9159882 >>9154825 >tfw I would be too afraid to write a poem with enough sincerity to have the power to make somebody cry I wish I was more like you.

Anonymous Sun Feb 26 07:08:14 2017 No.9159897

Be gentle guys:

Tip-toeing through midnight black
The jester giggles to himself
Anticipating the great attack
To increase the seeds, and therefore his wealth
A brown brimmed hat shone in the sun
The target shining clear as day
A reach into the pocket has won
Potato, limpwurt, some dust of clay
But then a prize reveals itself
A ranarr seed, worth 20 grand
The farmer turns around and yelps
But the jester has darted off through the land

(It's about pickpocketing the Master Farmer in runescape and then getting a Ranarr seed which currently sell at 27k at GE)

Anonymous Sun Feb 26 10:28:29 2017 No.9160440

>>9159882
She was two years younger and I told her what I think of her at the last day of highschool and she was like "oh anon! Nobody ever told me such beautiful things!" And then she wrote me a letter and later I gave her a poem (which was about how we will remain together for eternity in our minds or something. She had a boyfriend at a time, and nothing really came out of it anyway. It was a boarding school and we don't leave near each other, so we hadn't met in years, and then all was gone.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 26 10:29:47 2017 No.9160446 >>9160440 at the* time

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