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Okay, /lit/, let's play a little game. Here's how it works.

1. Pick your favorite quote from a book, or just a quote from your favorite book.
2. Go to http://funnytranslator.com/translation/#disclaimer
3. Enter your quote into the box
4. Select Max(56) Translations
5. Hit translate
6. When it's finished, post it here.
7. Try and guess what book each new quote is from

Starting it off: "Alec money, pete, George and I almost broke the night working cattle."

I'll give you a few minutes.

>> No.914078

Anyone out there?

>> No.914083

These always suck and aren't funny:
"as the damned soul rises, so do the flames"
becomes
"if the spirit of fire and death"
WOOHOOHOOHOO

>> No.914087

>>914083
I never said anything about being funny. You're supposed to guess what the quote is from.

>> No.914102

Original text:

"In the beginning"

...56 translations later we get:

"Three Dots."

>> No.914106

My name is ismail.

>> No.914109

"I swear, by my life and my love of it, that I will never live for the sake of another man, nor ask another man to live for mine. "
...56 translations later we get:
"All my life, my wife is happy.

>> No.914110

Ski Color TV

>> No.914127

"A guilty conscience needs to confess. A work of art is a confession. "

...56 translations later we get:

"Evidence has been brought to my E-mail"

>> No.914155

>>914056

Of Mice and Men?

>> No.914159

>>914155
it has to be Of Mice and Men. No doubt.

>> No.914162
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914162

"When the joint was finished he finally mounted her and galloped into some dimension of spasm she had never known before."

...56 translations later we get:

"In the United States not have the latest Measurement Tools"

>> No.914179

it would be utterly impossible for any of you to guess this Original text:

"If Man should decide to dabble in my affairs, then guardians must intervene. But, should I come forth to change the face of Man with you there to challenge me, then I shall return with the stars to destroy all I have made. "

...56 translations later we get:

"You can choose to target, but in the Sunday"

it's Year of the Black Rainbow by Claudio Sanchez and Peter David

>> No.914208

"As if that blind rage had washed me clean, rid me of hope; for the first time, in that night alive with signs and stars, I opened myself to the gentle indifference of the world."

...56 translations later we get:

"Blind voice Mad World, and other resources online, this is my first sign of open source."

>> No.914223

"But the death of josefine, a song about love, Funerals, you know that this is part of life."
Guess this. It isn't hard.

>> No.914260

...56 translations later we get:

"Do not know the tsharyemiru"

>> No.914283

"Switzerland rejects a request from the United States to extradite film director Roman Polanski to face sentencing on charges of unlawful sex with a minor in 1977."

...56 translations later we get:

"President of Switzerland. Romanporansuki. United States in 1977 was small and dark, the capital structure in our country's problems."

>> No.914435

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>> No.914451

>>914110
neuromancer