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Anyone else find shitposting about books you've never read incredibly funny?

I can imagine being observed by doctors and them wondering to themselves why I would invest so much time and energy in telling people their favourite books are terrible purely because I can.

I just love the futility of it.

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9095470

>>9095439
Youru Eviruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

>> No.9095559

I got an A in a philosophy elective without reading any of the set texts desu
Really made me admire non STEM graduates (not haha)

>> No.9096025

>>9095439
It's so easy to do it too, for some books. Take for instance Blood Meridian, Catcher in the Rye, anything Hemingway, anything Vonnegut, the Bible. I'm starting to do it with increasing success with the ol' Pynchmeister too.

>> No.9096037

Same. My trick is not to steal opinions from shitty goodreads reviews or just repeat the same memes on the books, but use something from obscure literary blogs made by genuinely well read and intelligent writers who have unpopular opinions. It just works better as bait. I would share what blogs I read, but I want them to be my little secret.

>> No.9096079

>>9095439
tl;dr

>> No.9096090

>>9095559
This desu, why are liberal art majors such pretentious brainlets?

>> No.9096096

>Anyone else find shitposting about books you've never read incredibly funny?


I'm betting it took you like 4 years to realize that's what the majority of lit does.

>> No.9097295

>>9096096
Only been posting here half an hour

>> No.9097299

>I can imagine being observed by doctors and them wondering to themselves why I would invest so much time and energy in telling people their favourite books are terrible purely because I can.
That makes you a childish shithead

>> No.9097313

>>9097299
Deal with it

>> No.9097324

>>9097313

Shouldn't you be cleaning your room or something, Daniel? You literally sound like a 12 year old sperglord.

>> No.9097350

>>9097313
No

>> No.9097439

>>9095439
If you do this, you're a useless loser; with nothing positive to contribute, ever.
If you don't do this (what you babble you do), you're a useless liar; also negative.

You are a problem. You are acting out because you were deprived of motherly love (join Reality, who hasn't). And it's impossible to be mature without experiential and emotional intelligence, which you can't rush without killing yourself. Time matures those who choose to learn.
And you've grown up in a more chemically toxic environment (lots of gmo mutations), so your brain is bound to be more damaged. If you weren't a problem I'd always feel sorry for you, but when I see you walking down the street--you're so predictably obvious--I feel sickened and have no hope for you or a society with you in it. And then I get seriously depressed being in a world with so many useless babblers exactly the same as you. I'm sure you don't want to be stupid and you can't help it, but still...

>> No.9097461

I enjoy doing this on /a/ or /mu/ but /lit/ is different because I actually like books