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908466 No.908466 [Reply] [Original]

Who do you write like?

http://iwl.me/

I used a few different 2k-word pieces and got H. P. Lovecraft, Steven King, and... Dan Brown.

>> No.908475

I write like Stephen King apparently.

>> No.908476

It told me I write like Stephen King.

Does it count that I live in Maine? This thing is rigged.

>> No.908480

Yeah I'd like to know if it's less "style" and more word frequency/vocab or something.

>> No.908481

For some fucking reason we all fucking write like fucking Stephen King.

Fuck!

>> No.908482

Dan Brown and J.K. Rowling. Looks like I stand to make millions.

>> No.908485
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908485

I write like Margaret Atwood.

God no.

>> No.908486

I got James Joyce. Is that good? Never read any of his work.

>> No.908488

It claims I write like Kurt Vonnegut. Presumably Kurt Vonnegut Jr.

>> No.908489

>>908482
Haha that's what I thought as soon as I saw Dan Brown... then I looked around my apartment and started to cry.

>> No.908490

Used an e-mail I wrote to my girlfriend on her birthday.

>Leo Tolstoy

Hell yeah, motherfucker.

>> No.908492
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908492

I typed in "A screaming comes across the sky"...

>> No.908495
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908495

This site is better:

http://www.youwritelikestephenking.com

(pic related)

>> No.908497
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908497

I write like
Stephen King

>> No.908498

>I write like
>Chuck Palahniuk

Fuck.

>> No.908500

Does it work with english paragraphs only?
God, I'll have to improvise in a language I don't dominate.

>> No.908505
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908505

>> No.908507

According to this stupid thing, Stephen King writes dirty fan fiction porn.

>> No.908508

Quick, someone enter something from Twilight and see what happens.

>> No.908510

>George Orwell

Oh yeaaaaaah

>> No.908511
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908511

Oh yeah!

>> No.908512

>>908498
It keeps telling me Palahniuk, King and Nabokov.

>> No.908513

>>908508
The internet will implode and Sam Neill will have to save the world.

>> No.908515

>>908511
FARTS!

>> No.908517

"booger booger booger booger booger booger" got me Chuck P.

Copying two paragraphs from The Call of the Wild (The Law of Club and Fang) got me Jack London, as did the first paragraph from To Build a Fire.

Intro to Common Sense resulted in H. G. Wells.

First three paragraphs to Ayn Rand's Anthem got James Joyce.

It also got Arthur Conan Doyle's Sherlock Holmes "A Scandal in Bohemia."

Touche, robot.

>> No.908522

Not even making this up:

>OP is a faggot. He likes men and sucking dicks.
>You write like: H.G. Wells

I lol'd

>> No.908523
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908523

I don't know who this is.

>> No.908524

>>908517
Using stuff from "http://www.pagebypagebooks.com/authorlist.html"

>> No.908525

>>908515
You'd think so.

This is what I posted:

"人之初，性本善。 Humans at birth - have an originally good nature.
性相近，習相遠。 Their nature is similar - but their training is different.
苟不教，性乃遷。 If they are not taught - their nature will corrupt.
教之道，貴以專。 The way of learning - is to stress whole-hearted devotion to it.
昔孟母，擇鄰處。 Long ago Mencius' mother - chose a neighborhood in which to live.
子不學，斷機杼。 Her son did not study - so she cut the web from the loom.
竇燕山，有義方。 Dou Yanshan - possessed a dutiful method.
教五子，名俱揚。 He taught his five sons - and each had an illustrious reputation.
養不教，父之過。 Raising a son but not teaching him - is the father's mistake.
教不嚴，師之惰。 Teaching but not being strict - is the teacher being lazy.
子不學，非所宜。 For a child not to study - that is not appropriate.
幼不學，老何為。 If he does not study when he is young - what will become of him?"

from an old Classical Chinese translation project

>> No.908526

My paragraph.

>ufAGF GYFG GYGYA GYFGAYFGYASDYATFDS FTASDTADSTUFAUTD DSFTADFTASFDTA DSTFA TFSDASTFDTASF DTFADSFT ATFDTFADTFA TUSDABDSUYGADSYIUADGAOU GADODGASIYDGADSGY GDAYDYSGD DG IOYADSYASGDSAYDY JOFIGAUSDIGY TFDATUFDTUF TUFTUFADSTUFATUF dhsdghafdatufdstuftfua

>fjsndfjb gdfsgfgfgfydfg gydyfufhuef09wefu9 u9f9ufufeffg9eg9yefefg98yffgysduf budbfhidfbsf;wrfwief]=wfiefpsjidfsudofdsgyftusvf

My result: L. Frank Baum.

>> No.908527
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908527

I entered this:

ksdj;SJ sSDJFASDJFASDJ LKJDXL;KJDSFASDJASD;GJAs;jf rfg;ldjf;lajd

Got pic related as result.

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908529

I pasted this
http://www.childlit.info/index.php?title=Twilight_Excerpt
>trollface.jpg

>> No.908531

Dan Brown. I hate my life.

>> No.908534

i put in an excerpt from twilight and got dan brown

>> No.908535

dan brown

lololol

>> No.908536

I wrote a porno story and I got James Joyce.

>> No.908537

Dan Brown = First two paragraphs from Around the World in 80 Days.

>> No.908538
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908538

I write like Kurt Vonnegut.

I'm so proud. :)

>> No.908539

IT TOLD ME I RIGTH LIKE SHAKESPEARE

>> No.908540

>>908523
He wrote the godfather. It means you're shit.

>> No.908542

>>908536

Nora?

>> No.908543

WHY DO I KEEP GETTING DAN BROWN.

>> No.908544

>SPARKLY VAMPIRES are SO AMAZING!
>Really, you just have to love how awesome SPARKLY VAMPIRES are.
>I really like SPARKLY VAMPIRES!

>You write like Margaret Atwood

>> No.908547

I did three pieces and got Chuck P, King, and..... Vonnegut! Fuck yea!

<!-- Begin I Write Like Badge -->
<div style="overflow:auto;border:2px solid #ddd;font:20px/1.2 Arial,sans-serif;width:380px;padding:5px; background:#F7F7F7; color:#555"><img src="http://s.iwl.me/w.png" style="float:right" width="120"><div style="padding:20px; border-bottom:1px solid #eee; text-shadow:#fff 0 1px"> I write like<br><span style="font-size:30px; color:#698B22">Kurt Vonnegut</span></div><p style="font-size:11px; text-align:center; color:#888"><em>I Write Like</em> by Mémoires, <a href="http://www.codingrobots.com/memoires/" style="color:#888">Mac journal software</a>. <a href="http://iwl.me" style="color:#333; background:#FFFFE0"><b>Analyze your writing!</b></a></p></div>
<!-- End I Write Like Badge -->

>> No.908549

>>908540
Lol, faggot.

>> No.908550
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908550

>> No.908551

I GOT VLADIMIR NABOKOV. ALL OF YOU MAY KNEEL AND SUCK MY VAGINA NOW.

>> No.908553
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908553

Margret Atwood.

>> No.908556
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908556

...I also got Dan Brown.

>> No.908559

>>908549
Have you even read the book, or did you just watch the movie?

>> No.908560

>>908540
Better than Palahniuk and Dan Brown. :D

>> No.908561

>>908550
The are no words for the jealousy I feel right now.

>> No.908562
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908562

>>908551
I officially love myself. Going to go write and be awesome now.

>> No.908563

I KEEP
GETTING
STEPHEHN
KING

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908564

This is probably only because the piece of writing I used was an essay on Dorian Gray.

>> No.908565

>>908559
I could crack it open any time.

>> No.908566

>>908563
Stop ending your stories/sentences with a giant spider.

>> No.908570

It says Pynchon writes like James Joyce. It says John Barth writes like Ray Bradbury

>> No.908571

>>908566
hahaha

>> No.908572
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908572

lolwat

My piece was NOTHING like Lovecraft

>> No.908573

>>908570
It says Robert Coover writes like Dan Brown

>> No.908578

It says Hemingway writes like Vonnegut

>> No.908579

>enter half a poem of bukowsky
>Ray Bradbury
>enter the full poem
>Edgar Allan Poe

>> No.908582

This page is trolling us

>> No.908583

I've gotten Joyce, Orwell, King, and Nabokov so far

>> No.908584

>>908579
>>bukowsky

WHERE'S MY MASTERCARD COMMERCIAL? THAT WAS PRICELESS.

I need to work on my trash talk.

>> No.908585

>>908565
That was hardly an answer.

>> No.908586

From a series of seven essays I wrote on Shakespeare's plays, all of them in the span of two days, I got completely different authors for each one.
This shit sucks.

>> No.908587

William Gaddis writes like P. G. Wodehouse

>> No.908588
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908588

Srsl, this'd be more useful

>> No.908589

Fuck. Stephen King. Well he did make a fuck ton of money...

>> No.908590

>>908588
ROLLAN.

>> No.908591

>>908590
epic

>> No.908593

>>908590
Prepare that arse, my dear.

>> No.908597
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908597

lol'd

>> No.908599

>>908590
Flawless victory!

>> No.908600

>>908585
Well it's just sitting on my Kindle, but I have several other, more important books left before I read it.

>> No.908604

>>908600
You crack open Kindlebooks?

>> No.908605
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908605

>>908588
Look at my Steinbecks!

>> No.908607

dan brown?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.908608

The Bible writes like James Joyce. Makes sense

>> No.908612
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908612

>>908604

>> No.908614

James Joyce, Mario Puzo and J.D Sallinger

I'LL TAKE 20

>> No.908616

>>908608
And Moses beheld that the burning bush was set ablaze, not by the hand of God, but by his arse, for, indeed, it was full of farts.

>> No.908628

I pretty consistently got Nabokov. Kind of ironic because I write like that as satire. But awwright.

>> No.908630

I write like Margaret Atwood.

Who is Margaret Atwood?

>> No.908634

>>908630
She wrote Oryx and Crake, which is a pretty decent book, i like her writing style.

>> No.908639

I write like Chuck Palahniuk apparently.

>> No.908642

>>908630
She's also a really great poet.
I wouldn't mind getting her at all.

>> No.908645

HAHAHAHAHHAHA

I just copy and pasted a msn convo from the past hour into it.

apparently the convo reads like a Dan Brown novel

>> No.908646

Apparently /b/ copypasta writes like Stephen King.

>> No.908648

>>908646
Makes sense to me.

>> No.908652

>I write like Chuck Palahniuk apparently
How's that 'creative writing'-class working out for you?

>> No.908654

>>908645
You magnificent bastard.

>> No.908655

I got Isaac Asimov the first time, and with another story I got Chuck Palahniuk.

>> No.908656

H.G. Wells apparently.

I know who he is and war of the worlds...but haven't actually read any of his books

someone tell me what h.g.wells' writing is like

>> No.908658

Shakespeare writes like Agatha Christie. Interesting.

>> No.908662

>>908652
It works well when I post on /b/.

>> No.908664

I have gotten Steven king every time. Strange.

>> No.908679

>>908664
>Steven King.
Derp.

>> No.908686

>>908656
Well, he wrote around the early 20th century, so sort of fancy and wordy. But also very nicely descriptive. You should read some of his stuff.

>> No.908688

CONTINUED my porn story. Still got James Joyce.

>> No.908692

>>908679

Yeah Whatever dude. I didn't say I write like him, or even like him. I was hoping more for Douglas Adams but I bet that isn't an option.

>> No.908697

>>908692
You spelled his name incorrectly

>> No.908705

>>908697

Ah. Not sure using the wrong instance of Stephan/Steven is Derp worthy but whatever.

>> No.908709

>>908705
>Stephan
herp de derp de doo

>> No.908727

J.K Rowling, LOL.
That site is crap.

>> No.908730

>>908727

lol the site got you mad

>> No.908742

Apparently I am either Dan Brown or this Nabokov fellow who I've never heard of.

>> No.908745

>>908742
>on /lit/
>never heard of Nabokov
Lolita ring a bell?

>> No.908749

>>908705
If I type it too fast sometimes I accidentally get Steven instead of Stephen.

>> No.908752

>>908742
I GUESS YOUR NOT REALLY INTO HOCKEY, HUH

>> No.908753

>I write like James Fenimore Cooper

Never heard of him.

>> No.908758

>>908753
The Last of the Mohicans

>> No.908759

Stephen King and Raymond Chandler.

>> No.908762

"Crazy what do it now does can you be whatsit can it do now you me be" gets Ernest Hemingway.

>> No.908763
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908763

>>908742
>Nabokov fellow I've never heard of

>> No.908767

I LOVE DICKS
FAT AND JUICY ONES OH YES

got Ruyard Kipling

>> No.908772

"I'm a massive fucking faggot. I absolutely love dick."
STEPHEN KING

>> No.908773

"I want to eat poop and suck dicks, I say. How does that sound to you?"
I write like
Margaret Atwood

HAHAHAHA OH WOW

>> No.908782

Raymond Chandler.

Awesome.

>> No.908783

>>908773

Good sir, I think you have just made my day.

>> No.908785

Stephen King.

I HATE THAT FUCKER. FUCK.

>> No.908796

>>908773
FUCK, I LAUGHED MY ASS OFF.

>> No.908798

lol
entered some Terry Pratchett (pretty much only thing I have in copyable text (non pdf that is))

result: James Fenimore Cooper

Seen that result earlier in the thread, must be a popular dude

I'll go check him on wikipedia

>> No.908801

>>908798

God it's an AMERICAN

Famous for "Last of the Mohicans"

>> No.908806

"I like sucking cock.
I really, truly do.
And I would like to suck your cock,
but before I do,
I need to know if you approve
of my cocksucking ways,
and tell me you would like it
if I sucked your cock today."

Bram Stoker. I don't get it.

>> No.908808

I put in Lovecraft and got Oscar Wilde. the hell?

>> No.908809

I got Dan Brown (never read anything of his), Stephen King, H.P. Lovecraft (makes sense, as the snippet I posted was from a short story inspired by him), and Magaret Atwood.

I actually found my Xanga page from 2003 and went through it to copy one of the first short stories I actually wrote. It got compared to H.P. Lovecraft by the site, so that makes me smile.

>> No.908810

>Dan Brown

Well fuck.

>> No.908811

>>908806

A sexual topic compared to Bram Stoker? How odd.

/sarcasm

>> No.908813

>>908806

Dracula sucks...so...yeah must be it

>> No.908816

I got Lovecraft for 6,000 words out of my Livejournal.
Individual posts earned me 4 Lovecraft, 1 Puzo, 1 Poe, 3 Joyce, 1 Palahniuk, 1 Atwood, 1 Dan Brown, 1 Harrison, 1 Vonnegut, 1 King, 1 Chandler.
Which tells me that my writing is all over the place, occasionally sinking into forgettable pop trash, but always returning to a core of quality, or that the analyzer is a massive troll.

>> No.908823

"The first rule of the cocksuckers group is, you have to suck cocks."
I write like
Chuck Palahniuk

HAHAHA PRETTY GOOD SYSTEM THAT SITE USES

>> No.908828

Hmmm
It seemed to recognise Vonnegut when I gave it some of the beginning of "Slaughter House Five"

>> No.908830

I quoted Metal Gear Solid. It gave me Stephen King. I think that's the site's fallback when it makes no sense to it.

>> No.908837

"inb4 desu partyvan pedo bear shotacon haha disregard that i suck cock"
I write like
James Joyce


NOT KIDDING, LOL.
Try yourself.
HAHAHA OMFG LOLLL

>> No.908838

>>908810
Well fuck I keep putting stuff I wrote in the past and I get ol' Dan Brown.

brb learning to write more snappily

>> No.908841

Got Raymond Chandler for a flash fiction piece.

>i'mokaywiththis.jpeg

>> No.908844

>>908837
Only funny because that really is Joyce's style.

>> No.908852

Who the fuck is James Fenimore Cooper?

>> No.908853

So far I've gotten Dan Brown, Douglas Adams, two Stephen Kings, Vladimir Nabokov, and Mark Twain. Not even sure what to think.

>> No.908854

>> "Dan Brown"

FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>> No.908865

>>908852

Last of the Mohicans


Tried some J.K. Rowling but it recognised it, was hoping for something fun

>> No.908875

"PenisPenisPenisPenisPenisPenisPenisPenisPenis"
Harry Harrison.

>> No.908876

Ha. I put in my one and only fan fiction and it said Dan Brown.

>> No.908882

Gave it some Enid Blyton of childrens books like "the Famous Five" fame and it came up with Vonnegut
lolwut?

>> No.908885

"Why does my ass itch so much right now?"
William Shakespeare

>> No.908888

I got JK Rowling, but I honestly have to wonder if it's because one of my characters is named Harry.

I wish it would offer some sort of explanation or statistic like the gender tester does.

>> No.908889

>Raymond Chandler

>> No.908890

Gave it some Eoin Colfer's Artemis Fowl
Came up with Oscar Wilde

And it's not like I give it small sample sizes or anything either, few pages at a time at least

>> No.908896

>J. D. Salinger


FUCK YOU

>> No.908899

With different things I've gotten Stephen King, Douglas Adams, Dan Brown, Chuck Palahniuk, James Fenimore Cooper, Ray Bradbury, James Joyce, and H.P. Lovecraft.

>> No.908900
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908900

>Wow... I have an elephant in my PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENIS!
>Lewis Carroll

I love that shit

>> No.908901

>>908888
Still don't understand how the hell that gender guesser works. I'm a female, but consistently read as male.

>> No.908904

I got Rudyard Kipling and then Charles Dickens..... I would not have guessed that.

>> No.908906

I write like Mario Puzo. I don't know who that is.

Googling....

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mario_Puzo

Kewl.

>> No.908909

Kurt Vonnegut. Woo.

>> No.908912

New name!

Gave it some Ludlum (last thing I had in copyable text) and it came up with Jack London, who apparently wrote The Call of the Wild, White Fang, and The Sea Wolf and other popular books

>> No.908913

>I viscously raped the little girl (repeated 20x)

>Vladimir Nabokov
>writer of Lolita

lol

>> No.908915
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908915

>James Joyce
>I was drunk when I wrote it

>> No.908917

>James Joyce

but that's probably I entered a text in Polish. Yep, too lazy to translate.

>> No.908923

Wu-Tang Clan "Shame on a nigga"

Stephen King

SHAME ON A NIGGA WHO TRY TO RUN GAME ON A NIGGA

>> No.908927

>Dan Brown

...Yeah, I think I won't be quitting my day job after all

>> No.908929

>>908917

Interesting experiment, pull your shit through Google translate first then examine it, should give horrible english and ditto horrible result

>> No.908932

I tried this quite a few times with my blog, almost every entry came up with a different author. Oddly enough James Joyce came up the most often.

>> No.908935

"And then, all of a sudden, he wakes up and finds it all was a dream."
I write like
Margaret Atwood

this margaret must writes really well

>> No.908943

Apparently, Thomas Pynchon writes like Ian Fleming.

>> No.908944

>>908923
lol'd
i put 50 cent - in da club and got stephen king too, lol.

>> No.908946

I write like
Vladimir Nabokov

I really don't

>> No.908954

>I want to write like Vladimir Nabokov. Let me write like him please.

Vladimir Nabokov.

>> No.908955

>>908929
The March was a cold night (morning, actually), when Zachary Petersen came to the rehearsal room: a tall, cold rooms on the top of the circular tower Bazenkrak Mage Academy. Wind and rain rozklekotanymi shook the windows, setting in resonance of seven brass chandeliers that illuminate the center of the stone floor, which meandered Amplifying geometrical figures of all the forces of mystical power, energy cosmic rays or other death. Layman could easily be the choice of designs and materials to be pure coincidence, not recognizing the complex, liquid rules governing the delicate art of drawing circles (with the accent on the "liquid"). There was something unusual in the fact that any reflection on the surface of the Moon Open Pięciokręgu can be calculated in advance, as well as the importance of a bear (or tentacles; magi brought the variety of accidents that may happen when working to master), which can attack the careless magician, if the wrong put the emphasis during the invocation.

oh hell yeah, I already love Google Translator
now, into the machine:
>Dan Brown
-.-'

>> No.908958

"I don't know what the fuck to write."
I write like
J.D Salinger


i actually lol'd

>> No.908964

>I want to write like a big black dildo. Let me write like him please.

Chuck Palahniuk.
PFFFFHAHAHA

>> No.908970

I write like myself. But my influences are Hemingway, and Poe. Heavy on the Hemingway.

>> No.908972

>>908955

lmao, sorry bro, must feel bad man

I had a last bit of fun in mind
Put in the complete genesis 1 from the King James Bible
Kurt Vonnegut
Kurt Vonnegut, you know, the famous Humanist
I think he would have liked that, had he known

>> No.908976

I write like Bukowski.

SHIT. FUCK. FUCK. ALCOHOL. SHIIIT.

>> No.908979

Today, I wanna fack a little lamb. And drink tequila.
Raymond Chandler

>> No.908980

>write I HATE THE FUCKING JEWS. I HATE THEM.
>kurt vonnegut LOL

>> No.908985

>>908972
But it's not true. NOT TRUEEEEeeeee

>> No.908987

>>908979
I was reading The Big Sleep the other day. Did anyone else notice that he constantly puts dashes where the word 'fuck' should be?

>> No.908989

>>908980
>I am an open anti-Semite. Please rape my disgusting, Jew-hating face.
>Kurt Vonnegut

>> No.908990

I AM NOT A PEDOPHILE! But the kids love me
Oscar Wilde

>> No.908992

>>908987
no, you're the only person who has ever read his work to see that.

>> No.908998

ok, P-guy here
I just pasted text:
Check what famous writer you write like with this statistical analysis tool, which analyzes your word choice and writing style and compares them to those of the famous writers.
>I write like
>H. P. Lovecraft

>> No.909000
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>>908976

PISS OUT MY ASS

>> No.909002

>>908992
REALLY? SO I'M LIKE ON OF THOSE BEAUTIFUL AND UNIQUE SNOWFLAKES.

>> No.909006

>Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. Happy birthday, Happy birthday... Happy birthday to you

>Ernest Hemingway

>> No.909009

>>909000
the poop that took a pee

>> No.909014

>>909002
YOU'RE FROM THE SAME COMPOST PILE AS EVERYONE ELSE

>> No.909020

DAN BROWN
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>> No.909043

>>909014
OMG YOUVE READ THAT BOOK TOO? I LOVE CHUCKY PALANUIUK FIGHT CLUB IS SO EDGY XDDDLOL!!!! ^____^

>> No.909044

>>909000

The lyrics from the world famous song "Shut your fucking face Uncle fucker"

James Joyce

Really now:

Ah, you shit face cock master. (Wow, shit face cock master)
Listen, you donkey raping shit eater (Donkey raping shit eater)
(Baby's voice) Donkey raping shit eater
You'd fuck your uncle. (You'd fuck your uncle)

Shut your fucking face, uncle fucker.
You're a cock-sucking, ass-licking uncle fucker.
You're an uncle fucker, yes it's true.
NOBODY fucks uncles quite like you.

Shut your fucking face, uncle fucker.
You're the one who fucked your uncle, uncle fucker.
You don't eat or sleep or mow the lawn, just fuck your uncle all day long.
- Farting and more laughter -

Traffic Cop: "What's going on here?"
- More farting -
"Ew, what garbage!"

Well, what do you expect there Canadian uncle fucker?
Uncle fucker. Uncle fucker. Uncle fucker.

Shut your fucking face, uncle fucker. (Uncle fucker.)
You're a boner-biting bastard uncle fucker.
You're an uncle fucker, I must say.
Well, you fucked your uncle yesterday!
Uncle fucker, that's U-N-C-L-E fuck you!
Uncle fucker ... ah ha ha Suck my balls!

THIS is James Joyce?

>> No.909050

>>909044
>farts
Yep.

>> No.909054

>>909043
HUR DURRR

>> No.909055

>>909044
you think why everybody else is saying he's awesome?

>> No.909079

I got Joyce from a poem, Nabokov from a short story, & H.P. Lovecraft and J.D. Salinger from some college term papers.

Hells yawh.

>> No.909089

Dan Brown followed by Oscar Wilde and finished with James Joyce...

>> No.909098

Fuck yeah James Fenimore Cooper, one of my favorite authors

>> No.909101

A few paragraphs from a short story, and apparently I write like Johathan Swift (sic).

>> No.909110

Apropos of nothing but

I once heard the band Therapy? introduce their song "Potato Junkie (James Joyce is fucking my sister)" with the enigmatic words "This is a song about sheepfarming in Wales"
Make of that what you will

>> No.909134

>>909098
Tried again with an analytical piece and got Isaac Asimov

>> No.909139

Stephen King - Erotica

Dan Brown - Essay

Douglas Adams - Short Story

>> No.909194

Jack London, I dont even know who that is

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>>909194

>> No.909300

Margaret Atwood? OH HELL NAH.

Well I put in my Sherlock Holmes essay for college lit and I got Arthur Conan Doyle. All this thing does is look for keywords and counts them up and matches them to specific authors, it doesn't analyze shit.

No reason to get mad over. I fucking hate Atwood.

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Mario Puzo and Daniel Defoe motherfuckers.

>> No.909344

I took something I wrote in german and it told me, I'd write like Poe.

>> No.909397

haha I put in part of a crappy fantasy story of mine and got James Joyce...good stuff, but not sure how that worked out...