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>> No.903393
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Twilight? Better than Harry Potter? Twitards set the bar real high, don't they?

>> No.903843

>>2. Vampires and Werewolves were more popular than Wizards, even before Twilight came out. Vampires and Werewolves are just way cooler than Wizards. Vampires are the most popular movie characters in movie history.

>> No.903846

>>4. Harry Potter is described as the chosen one and is very powerful. Since he is so “powerful” why doesn’t he make his eyes see better? In fact, he needs A LOT of improvements. I'm just saying.

>> No.903849

>>5. Twilight is more mature, it has mature love, mature conflicts and plots, mature characters, fights, and mature scenes. Twilight was not made for children. Harry Potter was directed towards children. And 85% of Harry Potter's readers are in fact, children.

>> No.903853

>>8. Harry Potter is oh so predictable. I mean, I have read books and seen movies, where there are 2 armies, the good and the bad, and as always, the bad side is larger than the good. And of course the "hero" saves the day.

>> No.903852

>>6. Harry Potter mainly focuses on defeating the dark lord and also mainly focuses on Harry Potter. In every book and movie it’s always about Lord Voldy and Harry Potter. We get sick of hearing "The dark lord this" and "the dark lord that". In Twilight, book 1 is about finding your true love, book 2 is loosing your true love, and book 3 is choosing your true love. The first one is when Bella and Edward meet and fall in love, the second, is when Edward leaves Bella and she befriends Jacob, the third is when Victoria tries to kill Bella, the fourth is about Nessie.

>> No.903856

>>11. A different song is written for each Twilight movie. Each movie has its own song. And they sound wonderful. They each have their own sound and different composer. Whereas Harry Potter plays the same song in EVERY movie. Can’t seem to come up with something new huh?

>> No.903857

>>12. Twilight Fans do not bash Harry Potter Fans on the Rival Page. We do not waste our time posting our replies to every single lame reason. And we do not go on there and insult everyone.

What the fuck?

>> No.903860

>>13. You can relate to Bella, other than the vampires and werewolves, she is just like any other girl. She is not "the chosen one". She is clumsy, makes good grades, has just the right amount of friends, doesn't like hanging out with her parents much, she is average looking, she likes to read books; she is not the sporty type, etc. MILLIONS of Twilight's readers say that the main reason they enjoy Twilight is because they can relate to Bella. Even several celebs said they relate to Bella. She also is very loyal and accepting. Many talk show hosts, have said they can relate to Bella.

>> No.903862

>>16. Twilight is more realistic, other than the vampires and werewolves. It is not like some fantasy world with castles, fairy tale creatures, magic, etc.

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>>903860
>You can relate to Bella

Um, no.

>> No.903867

>mature love
>no sex

I don't have my reaction folder, so imagine one.

>> No.903865

bwahahahaha

>> No.903876

>>22. Twilight fans do not like the characters just for their looks. We love Edward's sarcastic humor and love for Bella. We love Jacob's humor and how is so sweet. We love Emmett because he is like a giant teddy bear and like a big brother. We love Jasper, because he is so laid back and shy. We love Carlisle, because of his compassion, and love for his family. The list goes on and on.

>> No.903878

More copy-paste please, I will never visit facebook ever again and this shit is bananas

>> No.903879

>>25. A wizard's way of travel, is not very fun at all. A broomstick? How original. Apparating? Seen it. Running faster than anything is way cooler and way more creative.

Lol, running fast is more creative.

>> No.903880

>>903362
>>5. Twilight is more mature, it has mature love, mature conflicts and plots, mature characters, fights, and mature scenes. Twilight was not made for children. Harry Potter was directed towards children. And 85% of Harry Potter's readers are in fact, children. >>5. Twilight is more mature, it has mature love, mature conflicts and plots, mature characters, fights, and mature scenes. Twilight was not made for children. Harry Potter was directed towards children. And 85% of Harry Potter's readers are in fact, children. >>5. Twilight is more mature, it has mature love, mature conflicts and plots, mature characters, fights, and mature scenes. Twilight was not made for children. Harry Potter was directed towards children. And 85% of Harry Potter's readers are in fact, children. >>5. Twilight is more mature, it has mature love, mature conflicts and plots, mature characters, fights, and mature scenes. Twilight was not made for children. Harry Potter was directed towards children. And 85% of Harry Potter's readers are in fact, children. >>5. Twilight is more mature, it has mature love, mature conflicts and plots, mature characters, fights, and mature scenes. Twilight was not made for children. Harry Potter was directed towards children. And 85% of Harry Potter's readers are in fact, children. >>5. Twilight is more mature, it has mature love, mature conflicts and plots, mature characters, fights, and mature scenes. Twilight was not made for children. Harry Potter was directed towards children. And 85% of Harry Potter's readers are in fact, children. >>5. Twilight is more mature, it has mature love, mature conflicts and plots, mature characters, fights, and mature scenes. Twilight was not made for children. Harry Potter was directed towards children. And 85% of Harry Potter's readers are in fact, children.

lol 99% are fucking girls without boyfriends who cant read anything other than softcore porn called twilight

>> No.903883

>Twilight fans do not like the characters just for their looks

O god this is too much.

>> No.903886

>>27. Daniel Radcliff posed naked with a horse. Now that is just creepy. At least Rob and Taylor have dignity. I know about the play, in fact I never even heard of it until I made this page. It is sad that he had to show is nasty body to get attention. He could have at least done a play, without being nude. That is setting a bad example for his younger fans.


>>28. Alice Cullen is the best and most happy girl in the world. She is so sweet, loves parties, loves giving gifts, and she is so funny.

>>29. Stephanie Meyer wrote the Twilight Saga in Bella and Jacob's POV. And let’s not forget "Midnight Sun Draft" in Edward's POV. And Bree's POV in Eclipse. I think that is more interesting, because you only know what they are thinking and doing. Not everyone's thoughts.

>> No.903888

>>30. A graphic novel was made for Twilight! And it sold 66,000 copies in its first week. Selling the most copies in graphic novel history in the first week. :) The good thing about this is that you get to see how the writer saw her characters. Harry Potter does not even have a graphic novel. They do not get to see how JK saw her characters.

>>31. Also, A Novella was made of "Eclipse" a short story, told from the newborn, Bree, POV. How cool is that? You get to see how a newborn thinks, how Victoria set up her army, and the war from the Villain’s POV. Harry Potter has "The Tales of Beedle and Bard" it does not even have a single Harry Potter character in it. So I would not really call Beedle and Bard a Novella.

>>32. Some Vampires are created with special powers. They teach themselves how to use them. Sometimes they already know how to use them. They do not need to go to a school, to learn from a teacher.

>>33. Edward loves Bella, enough to let her go. He would do anything to make her happy. Even if that met he would be heartbroken. He would let her be with Jacob if she wanted too. Even with Mike Newton.

>> No.903891

>>34. I love how Twilight is different from other vampire and werewolf books. Other vampire and werewolf books are so predictable. You would expect a vampire to burn in the sun, or a werewolf to change at a full moon. And I love it how Twilight explains all those 'myths'

>>35. The Twilight books have way more detail, Harry Potter does not have very good detail and it is not very descriptive.

>>36. Face it girls and guys, The Twilight Guys are way better looking than the Harry Potter Guys, it is true. That does not mean we are shallow. We love them for the person inside more.

>>37. The movies are very good too!! They go by the book very well, and some other things are added that are also very good!! The actors play the characters very good!! And they look like them too!! I love the music and the graphics in the movies!! I really loved how they did Bella's Lullaby!!! It sounded wonderful!!! ♥

>> No.903897

>>38. The Twilight book covers have meaning. For example, the hand holding the apple represents Adam and Eve. The Forbidden Fruit. And Breaking Dawn, with the chess board, represents Bella's position in the Cullen family. The queen. It shows how she climbed to the top, to be in that position. At first, they really did not like her. And now, they risked their lives for her and Nessie.

>>39. All the Harry Potter books start with: "Harry Potter and the...." That’s not very original. Why can’t it just say “The Chamber of Secrets”? The Twilight book’s titles have meaning and all go together. It is better than "Bella and the Vampire of Forks" lol

>>40. Breaking Dawn teaches you that family means everything. It teaches you, that as long as you have your family, and stick together, you will have victory.

>>41. Stephenie Meyer has written other bestsellers, not just Twilight. For example, “The Host” which also has a film coming out in 2011. JK has only written books that deal with Harry Potter.

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>> No.903898

>POV of a newborn
>interesting

Pffffffffffffft.

Also, it sounds this person actually read all of Twilight and spinoffs, so it's probably not a real troll.

>> No.903920

>Okay, another bunch of people who didn't receive a letter from Hogwarts.
Poor filthy-mudblood.


i lold at that comment

also
i hate both, though twilight a bit more

>> No.903925

>85. Twilight has cool cars, plus thanks to Twilight, car sales have gone way up :) Twilight cars are faster, and way cooler.

wut

>> No.903931

42. I have seen a three-headed dog hundreds of times in other books and movies. I have also seen Wizards and Witches. Harry Potter Wizards and Witches are VERY similar to the other Wizard books and movies. Meyer changed the vampires and werewolves and made them very creative.

43. Meyer is writing two new books to The Host. So she will have 2 series instead of 1. She is good enough to write about different things, rather than just one thing

44. I would rather ride on a Vampire's Back or a Werewolves’ Back. That would be so much fun! A broomstick is not.

45. Meyer broke JK's record by having the Twilight Series at the top of the bestsellers list for 52 weeks in a row.

(too lazy to imply any more)

>> No.903935

46. A Werewolf can turn into a wolf anytime he or she wants! A Harry Potter Werewolf cannot. This makes Twilight werewolves more creative.

47. The fact that Twilight vampires can sparkle, means that it makes them more creative. Twilight Fans love how the vampires sparkle. If it was a regular vampire, it would be so predictable: turns to ashes in the sun.

48. Imprint is so creative in the Twilight books!! At first he would be her best friend and love her like a sister. Then when she falls in love with him, he will love her back. He would do ANYTHING to make her happy, and it would break his heart to see her sad, so he would do everything in his power to make her smile. He would stick by her FOREVER.

49. Bella and Edward's love is like Romeo and Juliet.
(Other than the death) So that proves how strong a love they have :) way stronger then Harry and Ginny’s love.

50. Bella repeating the same words, make her thoughts seem more real, I mean how many teenagers use big words in their heads all the time? Most teenagers do not use huge and complicated words. It makes her seem more real.

>> No.903938

51. Robert Pattinson himself said in an interview, that he loves Twilight and prefers it over Harry Potter. He never once said he hated Twilight. And Twilight fans that whole "he hated twilight" rumor is false. We do not fall for the lies magazines put up on stands. For example, he does not wash his hair; Kristen is pregnant, and so on.

52. In the Harry Potter movies, Harry always has the same look on his face; he looks like a chipmunk sometimes.

53. Twilight is original. It did not copy Vampire Diaries, other than the whole "in love with a vampire thing"; they are both completely different novels.

54. I love the humor in the books and movies. Mainly the tent scene. It's my favorite part in the series. :)

55. If a Twilight Vampire and a Harry Potter Wizard got in to a fight, a Vampire would win. A Vampire is so fast, that the Wizard would be dead before he could even say and think that death spell. And if Harry uses that invisible robe, a Vampire can smell and hear him. (And Edward can read his mind) :) And to add on with the death spell, a vampire is already dead, so the death spell would not even work. And do not forget Bella's shield. :)

>> No.903941

56. Also, if a Twilight Werewolf and a HP Werewolf got into a fight, the Twilight Werewolf would win, because it is bigger and faster and has brains when he is a wolf. And he can heal faster.

57. Werewolves and vampires heal all on their own! They do not need to say a spell or a trip to the doctor.

58. I love how Jacob will fight for Bella's love and never give up on her. (Until Nessie lol)

59. Vampires can live forever, but most vampires do not like to live forever. Twilight states that Living forever is not everything.

60. Most of the Harry Potter Characters in the movies are very scared to say the Villains name. All of the Twilight Characters are not.

>> No.903945

61. Harry Potter has a musical. But they changed A LOT of it. It does not make since what so ever. And MOST Musicals are very bad.

62. Esme and Carlisle would make awesome parents. They trust their children that they will be safe and make the right choices.

63. Twilight fans are not immature. We do not go to Harry Potter's movie just to laugh at it. Or laugh at the fans. That is just stupid.

64. Harry Potter has never had this much fandom like Twilight. Twilight is EVERYWHERE. I see Twilight everywhere I go.

65. The good thing about Twilight is that not everyone is perfect in Twilight. In most books, the characters are perfect. Bella is not perfect; Jacob is not perfect, even Edward is not perfect, and etc. Edward has almost killed Bella several times in the books. Both Jacob and Edward have broken promises and got into fights with each other. Edward has killed people. Bella is clumsy, she does not look like a model, she can’t dance, etc.

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This sounds like a morning school bus ride discussion I may have heard back in 6th or 7th grade.

>> No.903956

>>903941
>56. Also, if a Twilight Werewolf and a HP Werewolf got into a fight, the Twilight Werewolf would win, because it is bigger and faster and has brains when he is a wolf. And he can heal faster.

Bitches don't know about my Fenrir Greyback

>> No.903957

66. Twilight is more real. The first book is about finding your true love. The second is losing your true love. The third is choosing your true love.

67. We do not love Twilight just because of the way the characters and actors look. We love Twilight because of the plots, the action, the drama, etc.

68. You can read the Twilight books and watch the movies over and over again. You would never get bored from the intense, dramatic, breathtaking, romantic, and amazing story.

69. "[Twilight] is far from perfect: Edward's portrayal as monstrous tragic hero is overly Byronic, and Bella's appeal is based on magic rather than character. Nonetheless, the portrayal of dangerous lovers hits the spot; fans of dark romance will find it hard to resist."

70. Vampires do not need a pair of glasses, or a spell to see well.

>> No.903959

ALL HAIL STEPHENIE MEYER
ALL HAIL TWILIGHT

KILL EVERYONE

>> No.903960

> The good thing about Twilight is that not everyone is perfect in Twilight.

> Werewolves and vampires heal all on their own!
> A Werewolf can turn into a wolf anytime he or she wants!
> Alice Cullen is the best and most happy girl in the world

...Surely they cannot be this retarded?

>> No.903961

71. The Twilight Cast loves the Twilight Saga. They all have said that the Twilight saga is by far one of the best books they have read.

72. Meyer started a new trend, after she made good
Vampires, many other movies and books and TV shows have been made! Vampire Diaries, True Blood are TV shows. There are also two new vampire TV shows coming out this summer.

73. The New Moon Trailer had more views than Twitter. And won Video of the Year on YouTube.

74. The Harry Potter movies do not make me cry when something sad or happy happens.

75. Meyer has also written short stories, like the story "Hell on Earth"

>> No.903969

81. Jasper Hale would do anything for Alice. And he is VERY Wise.

82. Harry Potter has a theme park, talk about milking it

83. Harry Potter is always the same; he goes on summer break, comes back, stays at the Weasleys, goes to Hogwarts, starts lessons, finds mysterious stuff, defeats Lord Voldy and then goes home again. It always the same

84. The War between the Newborns was bloody, had more action, and was…better

85. Twilight has cool cars, plus thanks to Twilight, car sales have gone way up :) Twilight cars are faster, and way cooler.

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Hm? Whats this? Twilight vs Harry Potter? Someone just call myself and Count Dracula if they both need killing.

>> No.903966

76. Aro has the largest and most powerful army in the world. And if the Cullens and their friends fought against Aro, they would all die. That’s how powerful Aro is. He is undefeatable.

77. Harry Potter Conventions are not fun! Trust me; I saw videos of them and pictures of them. It’s CREEPY. All they really do is play "Wizard Chess" which is basically the Harry Potter version of chess in the real world. That’s not very fun.

78. Family means everything in Twilight.

79. Love at first sight is possible, in books, movies, and in real life.

80. Notice that on this page; harry potter fans insult twilight fans, the books and movies, the admins. Etc. Twilight fans do not do any of that on the rival page.

>> No.903971

86. Has Daniel, Rupert, Emma, been in any well known American movie other than Harry Potter? No, they have not.

87. Face it, Darling Harry Potter Fans, a Wand is a magic stick or a pixie wand.

88. I’d rather have a strong, brave, sweet, funny, beautiful, vampire or werewolf. And yes, beautiful does mean more than just looks.

89. Twilight is more mature than Harry Potter. And all of the Twilight books are for older age groups. Harry Potter has mostly children.

90. Bella and Edward do not take seven books to tell the person they love their true feelings. Once, again their love is like Romeo and Juliet.

>> No.903972

>>903969
>83. Harry Potter is always the same; he goes on summer break, comes back, stays at the Weasleys, goes to Hogwarts, starts lessons, finds mysterious stuff, defeats Lord Voldy and then goes home again. It always the same

I find this to be strangely legitimate criticism.

>> No.903973

>>903971
>>Once, again their love is like Romeo and Juliet.

Immature and dangerous as hell?

>> No.903974

91. There are way better Wizard movies and books than Harry Potter.

92. Harry Potter does not have real High School drama. It is always about the villain, and Harry Potter. It’s always "the dark lord this" and "the dark lord that"

93. There are 1,589,464 fans of Harry Potter on face book while there are 8,964,501 fans of Twilight on face book. If you don’t believe me, check yourself. And to add to that, Facebook, is the largest social networking website on the internet. And there are all ages on it.

94. Both Meyer and Rowling based their novels on other novels :) Stephanie chose WAY better novels. :) "Twilight on Jane Austen's Pride and Prejudice, New Moon on Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet, Eclipse on Emily Brontë's Wuthering Heights, and Breaking Dawn on a second Shakespeare play, A Midsummer Night's Dream"

95. Twilight fans are smarter than Harry Potter fans claim. They meet or hear about one fan, and think that all Twilight fans are like that. Well, it’s not true. We are smart.

>> No.903975

>85. Twilight has cool cars, plus thanks to Twilight, car sales have gone way up :) Twilight cars are faster, and way cooler.

GGGGGhHHHhHHssSsshshhhjkkkk!!!!!

>> No.903976

>>903971
> Bella and Edward do not take seven books to tell the person they love their true feelings. Once, again their love is like Romeo and Juliet.

GOD DAMMIT, ONE OF THE POINTS OF ROMEO AND JULIET WAS "THESE TWO YOUNG PEOPLE WERE STUPID TO FALL IN LOVE SO SUDDENLY AND DIE SO READILY". DO TWITARDS JUST NOT UNDERSTAND IT?

>> No.903977

>>903972
Read the seventh book, because apparently you haven't.

>> No.903978

Mature books for mature readers such as myself

>> No.903979

96. The stories of how the Cullens became vampires are very interesting and very sad. Rosalie's was just heartbreaking, Jasper's was epic, and Carlisle’s was dramatic, and so on.

97. Robert Pattinson has not spoken to any of the Harry Potter cast in three years. So he has an alliance with us :) there are several interviews that he loves Twilight!! He mainly loves working with Kristen!! ♥

98. Twilight won the most awards in history on the "Teen Choice Awards" Twilight won eleven awards!!

99. Twilight guys are not afraid to approach a girl.

100. Stephenie Meyer as great as she is, is the fact that she made a new image of how she viewed vampires and turned it into New York Times best sellers

>> No.903981

86. Has Daniel, Rupert, Emma, been in any well known American movie other than Harry Potter? No, they have not.

300/10 approaching Maximum troll factor

>> No.903982

I'm too disgusted to even insult these people.

>> No.903983

Ahhh, it is finished. I fucking love Twilight fans, they provide so much entertainment.

>> No.903984

>>903979
> Twilight guys are not afraid to approach a girl.

Two reasons for that.

1. Most 'Twilight guys' are gay.
2. The few who aren't are 'Twilight guys' so they can pork as many overweight emo teenagers as possible.

>> No.903985

>>903977
So reusing the same formula for six books is okay as long as you mix it up during the seventh (lol camping trip).

>> No.903987

We need a /lit/ version of this.

Frankenstein vs Dracula.

>> No.903989

Ha ha, alright, let's get some quotes from posts by people on that page in here.

>> Josh Vaske: wow, the recent onslaught is pretty nasty... well, i guess that's the price you pay for being controversial.

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>He mainly loves working with Kristen!! ♥

I bet he does

>> No.903990

I dislike both Harry Potter and Twilight, but J.K Rowling looks like Dostoyevsky compared to Meyer.

>> No.903993

>>903857
I'd like to see that, I'd like to see that very much.

>> No.903995

>>Shelby Portnall ‎2. Vampires and Werewolves were more popular than Wizards, even before
Twilight came out. Vampires and Werewolves are just way more cooler than
Wizards. Vampires are the most popular movie characters in movie
history.

...The vampires people like, DO NOT sparkle. You're just stupid little fan girls who are depressed because you'll never get a boyfriend, so you settle for a make believe fucking vampire.
And I'm sure in the books, yes I have read them, that the volturi tell us that Jacob + co aren't werewolves.. they're shapeshifters.

So congratulations, you're in love with a fairy and a freak.

>> No.904000

>>Jeremy Hancock look, im sorry, but half of these are just NOT true. ok, fine, twilight won more awards and made more money, fine, enjoy them, but Harry Potter is just BETTER. and camera shots are actually very important in films. and Harry Potter has much more than lord voldemort. theres dragons, giant spiders, umbridge, the mer peop...le, dementors, and time travel. sparkly vampires cannot travel through time, and the whole running really fast thing is NOT original as a mode of travel. and people in harry potter CAN read minds, AND see the future. people in twilight cant talk to snakes, or do any of the multitude of things Harry potter can do with a single word and a flick. and besides, Robert pattinson was killed in harry potter, then made into a vampire.

>> No.904001

>>903987
Except that argument would be classy and interesting not retarded shit along the lines of "Victor Frankenstein let his wife die, so he doesn't love her as much as Harker loved Mina, so Dracula is clearly a better book".

>> No.904002

>>903878
man, i really liked harry potter as a kid, the earlier books at least.

>> No.904005

Darren Shan>Twilight

>> No.904007

>>904000
Are they arguing literary merit, or who can beat who in a fight?

>> No.904009

Hrm...okay, I'm bored.

>> No.904013

>Twilight is more real.

Isn't that one of those that there double negatives?

>> No.904016

>>904007
Who can beat who in a fight. Let's be honest here.

>> No.904023

>>904000
>besides, Robert pattinson was killed in harry potter, then made into a vampire.

Oh dear...

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>> No.905231

>www.facebook.com
>facebook
>facebook
>you go to facebook
>you have no right to look down on anyone

Facebook is worse than Twilight. Fuck you OP.

>> No.905232

Wow ignorant tweens like awful books.
I never knew.

>> No.905240

>>905232
>ignorant tweens
>namefag
>The Smiths song namefag

what is this i don't even

>> No.905255

Why bother?

>> No.905259

>>903843
No opinions and lies there.
>>903846
Flaws? Why should a character have flaws?
>>903849
The whole reason I stopped liking Harry potter after around book 4 (Still finished the series mind) is that it decided to be "Mature," and ended up being stupid and whiny up until the epilogue chapter (Which I'll admit to smiling at.)
>>903852
>Twilight mainly focuses on Edward and also mainly focuses on Bella. In every book and movie it’s always about Bella and Edward. We get sick of hearing "Edward this" and "Bella that".
>>903853
>"hero"
Obviously the author of the list is really dark and DEEP.
>>903860
>"HURR I'M DARK JUST LIKE BELLA SEE LOOK HOW DAAARK I AM!"
>>903862
Fantasy in my fantasy books? PEPPERONIPASTAROUS!

Might respond to more later, might just sit and rage in my corner.

Seriously, what the fuck?

>> No.905264

>>905255
it's funny if you have some free time.