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So, do you guys have normie gfs or shy intellectual geek gfs?

I'm very curious.

>> No.9009791
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9009791

>implying we have girlfriends at all

>> No.9009792

>>9009782
Why does a girl who reads literature have to be shy and/or a geek?

You reek of shut-in virgin

>> No.9009800

>>9009792
If she weren't shy or a geek she would be out clubbing and drinking because that is what is promoted in post-moral globalist societies

>> No.9009807

I don't have a GF

>> No.9009810

>>9009800
yea, shame we dont live in one

clubbing sounds fun

>> No.9009813

>>9009800
No, that is not reality.

>> No.9009816 [DELETED] 

>>9009792
In my experience, most of those girls are shy

>> No.9009819

Normie. Reads some fiction but not much.

>> No.9009820

>>9009800
Ugh then they all go home and fuck each other.

Then most girls regret it, mind you.

>> No.9009823

>>9009819
how'd you meet?

>> No.9009829
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>>9009782

I met a girl who reads a lot of books but she's married ;_;

She wears sweaters and oxford shirts too, and round glasses.

>> No.9009840

>>9009823

Bar. I was only there because for an after-work thing. I was drinking and decided to ask for number after having a short conversation about something really mundane. First few months was me pretending to be a fellow normie. Worked out though, funny thing is now I don't have to pretend because I've turned into one. Fake it till you make it kinda thing.

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9009841

>mfw my bf reads ken follet unironically

>> No.9009843

>>9009792
do you seriously believe that clubbing sluts even read?

>> No.9009854

>>9009843
I don't believe anybody who isn't shy or geeky is automatically a clubber. The vast majority of people rarely go clubbing.

>> No.9009857

I have waifus

>> No.9009861

She's a smart (academically) normie who reads YA. Might cheat on her with an Italian chick though who's not as smart but is hot and Italian.

>> No.9009865

>>9009841

Those books are so smutty. I wish they wouldn't put his face on the back cover because it really kills my boner thinking about him writing it.

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>> No.9009872

>>9009857
normie waifus or shy intellectual geek waifus?

>> No.9009873

>>9009865
old creepy dudes write the best smut

>> No.9009877

>>9009843
i do both. now what?

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>>9009872
Shy, bookish waifus are always the best.

>> No.9009892

The girl I spend the most time with is an art history major at a school in the same city as mine. She's actually more /lit/ than any other guy or girl I know, I convinced her to read The Recognitions and she loved it. She understood the endless art references a lot better than I did.
She's not the shy qt you're imagining though because that's an autistic fantasy, she's very normie and so am I

>> No.9009901

>>9009892
art history is a meme

>> No.9009902

>>9009843
I know multiple girls who read more than you and drink/smoke on a weekly basis
I hate frogposters so goddamn much

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9009911

>tfw no qt Iberian gf

>> No.9009914

>>9009902
Is this supposed to be funny? Am I supposed to find your Reddit-tier self-deprecating shitposting funny? I can only imagine you nu-males who make threads like this and still complain about le frogposter boogeyman. Just go back. You're not welcome here.

Maybe you Redditors should actually make good posts if you want to see good posts. A wise anon once said, "ask not what your board can do for you, ask what you can do for your board."

But you won't. It's more fun to call people psueds, complain that the mean mods at Reddit banned you AGAIN, and shitpost in "what lit will help we with muh depreshun" threads. And at the same time you'll expect "intelligent" discussion (usually long, overwritten posts jacking yourself off for actually understanding a book you read), but you can't make an intelligent post. You also refuse to engage with the culture of 4chan, mocking Pepe and memes because you're a psued who would like to imagine himself above such simpleminded things as "fun" and "jokes".

If you hate it so much here, just leave.

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>>9009840
Pic related.

This thread reminds me of my shy "intellectual" geek oneitis, who I used to buy books and have long discussions over, until she found out I liked her and typically thought it better to stop being friends as a result.

Women are all the same deep down, luckily most here are queer and will have the chance at meeting a reasonably rational partner.

>> No.9009917

>>9009902
I haven't posted any frog

>> No.9009923

>>9009914
>tfw somebody used my copypasta
my greatest accomplishment tbqh

>> No.9009924

>>9009840
how do you pretend to be a normie

>> No.9009925

>>9009877
You're the 1%, most people don't even read, let alone basic white bitches

>> No.9009931

>>9009810
Yes we do, and it's only fun with friends
>>9009813
You live in America or Britain?
>>9009820
If that were the case, clubs would go out of business

>> No.9009933

>>9009877
Of course you do, you're on the literature board. But be aware that you are the exception.

>> No.9009936

>>9009901
She acknowledged that and is double majoring in business because of it
It's a private school with a good business program so she'll get a job faster than me probably
>>9009914
Lol nice pasta lad

>> No.9009947

>>9009892
If she's an art major then is not a normie. By "normie" I mean average girls with common thoughts and interests.

>> No.9009950

A girl at a bookshop got me into Gene Wolfe. I became so obsessed with her I snuck into her house and stole her panties

>> No.9009954

>>9009925
i'm as basic and as white and as bitchy as one can get. but i so agree that most of my female friends never go beyond shades of grey. but hey, atleast they read

>>9009933
you have a point i guess

>> No.9009959

My gf is a qt pleb who reads shit normie fiction but she thicc af

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>>9009954
>hey, atleast they read
my dear...

>> No.9009962

my gf reads some pretty good stuff and speaks 4 languages, but she's pretty normie, liberal with a sprinkle of socdem and etc.

she gets sorta pissed when I start talking only lining the fascists up and shooting them can solve anything

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>>9009892
Art history girls are the worst, I remember going to a gallery with one and she would analyse the paintings.
It all came down to
>muh feels
Despite her knowledge it all came down to solipsism.
They use art as a means to hide from any semblance of reason.
>>9009947
All women have the same interest (4 letters starts with c), they simply specialise to attain it.

>> No.9009966

>>9009782
Very shy, CS student. She doesn't read much but I've already introduced her to classical music, it won't be long before I've made her start with the Greeks.

>> No.9009970

>>9009901
Art History is literally the most pure subject you can learn.

>> No.9009976

>>9009970
It's worthless. There's no reason to get a degree in it, because you can get that knowledge from a good book or Wikipedia anyways, especially if you aren't planning on being a painter.

>> No.9009986

>>9009962
>there are actual antifa kiddies on /lit/
lmao

>> No.9009990

>>9009976
It's pure because it's worthless. It's just learning for learning's sake. The depth of knowledge you get from Art History is endless. A book or wikipedia don't come close. Not even Grove Art Online comes close.

>> No.9009991

>>9009963
>this much presumption
Who hurt you, anon?
She's a quiet girl who loves art
She loves red/black figure paintings on amphorae, and renaissance masters, and jacques-louis david, I don't know how detailed her analyses of all of them are but I would assume they're deeper than yours if you're this fucking autistic

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>>9009782
I'm dating a normie girl and I must say is pretty boring, i get all the sex i want but feel kind of empty inside, any suggestions?

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>>9009959
Glad I know that feel. Mine too but she reads religious books and innocent romance books. 27" waist and 43" hips. That hourglass.

>> No.9010013

>>9009991
Girls are almost always dilettantes.

>> No.9010015

>>9010007
Cheat her with an Italian girl

>> No.9010032

>>9010013
Is this the part where you accuse anybody disagreeing with you of being a roastie whore or whatever
Do you guys not get bored of being this goddamn bitter about everything in your life

>> No.9010034

>>9009917
lmao

>> No.9010035
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9010035

Pretty normie, but she knows my tastes and always gets me cool books. She does really love Thomas Hardy, but hasn't read that much besides him.

>> No.9010041

>>9010032
Nobody's being bitter here lad. Most art history girls don't know the first thing about art and are just psueds.

>> No.9010047

>>9010015
I don't know any and I'm not exactly the type that cheats on gf (too scared that someday it fires me back)

Also I don't know how that would be of any help but thanks anyway memelord

>> No.9010050

No gf. I used to go to a lot of punk shows but all the free-spirited punk girls seemed to think I was too timid and awkward. Most of my friends have always leaned normie, but the normie girls always thought I was a weirdo. Never even met a literary chick besides one or two normies who read YA or one or two punks who read Bukowski.

>> No.9010051

>>9009991
Well at least it's not Impressionism, Futurism, or the Pre-Raphaelites

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>>9009991
>muh autism
As usual, any attempt at rational discourse is shut down by this attempt at shaming me.

Girls love literature and art for they can use these things as tools to escape cold hard materialist reality where their solipsism is destroyed.

>> No.9010053

>>9009782
i'm dating a girl that's very cute and reads a lot, mostly about the Russian revolution which she has to write a review for a book of a guy who wants to fuck her

also her thesis is getting published