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8992515

Anonymous Wed Jan 18 19:58:16 2017 No.8992515 [Reply] [Original]

>dad walks in

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 20:19:48 2017 No.8992591 >>8992515 What are you reading, son?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 20:21:51 2017 No.8992598 File: 94 KB, 775x719, 99c95bb590730a03996fc03682af05ac.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >it's Dad's copy, and the pages are sticky

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 20:23:39 2017 No.8992603 File: 49 KB, 460x305, 95zezdnjam_5sa43psy7o_file.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8992515 >"do you want what? lolita?"

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 20:25:12 2017 No.8992610 >>8992603 >y-y-yes p-please, it's, uh, for a friend

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 19 00:48:23 2017 No.8993453 >>8992515 My dad bought my copy

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 19 00:56:10 2017 No.8993494 >parents aren't /lit/ enough to recognise Lolita They don't even bother asking me what I'm reading anymore.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 19 01:48:43 2017 No.8993753 >>8992515 lol at this board being populated by children who are scared of their parents. not to mention the parents'd be seeing them read an internationally renowned and almost universally appreciated novel.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 19 01:50:16 2017 No.8993759 I had to argue with my dad to get him to allow me to read that in 9th grade lol

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 19 02:23:28 2017 No.8993888 >>8993753 It's a joke you fucking retard Jesus christ I swear to god the people on this board are more autistic than people on KC

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 19 02:25:07 2017 No.8993894 >>8993753 >people who are disgusted by Lolita don't exist

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 19 02:27:04 2017 No.8993898 >>8993888 whats KC?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 19 02:27:37 2017 No.8993900 >10 year old sister walks in What are you reading anon?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 19 02:28:48 2017 No.8993903 >>8993898 Kike Chan It's a website like 4chan but only for jews.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 19 02:39:56 2017 No.8993941 >>8993900 Your diary desu

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 19 02:43:46 2017 No.8993960 >>8992598 >dolores and all mentions of her are scratched out and have your name written on top

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 19 04:58:31 2017 No.8994319 >>8993898 krautchan

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 19 06:45:46 2017 No.8994533 >>8993903 So it's just like /pol/?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 19 06:53:24 2017 No.8994545 >>8993888 lol at this board being populated by angry little neckbeards >>8993894 lol at this board

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 19 09:00:21 2017 No.8994928 >tfw dad has read /lit/ shit like Joyce up until FW and Lolita >still loves pleb tier dad-core stuff like stephen king Its confusing desu >>8993900 whips cock back into pants Im reading KNOCK THE FUCKING DOOR YOU LITTLE CUNT. Captcha: door shut

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 19 09:02:19 2017 No.8994933 >>8992515 >Dad reads Dean Koontz >Stepdad unironically loves the Jack Reacher books I think I'll be fine