/lit/ in a nutshell

[Anonymous No.8990949]

>look at me, I read books and am so smart
>but I only studied a liberal arts degree, not a STEM one
>but look at how many books I read
>aren't I so smart?

[Anonymous No.8990959]

>>8990949
>tfw rest of 4chan thinks you're reading to be smart
>tfw all the faggot porn to yourself in quiet
words > 2D baka

[Anonymous No.8990960]

>>8990949
so you went to uni and you're still a condescending asswipe...congrats

[Anonymous No.8990965]

>I'm not like the other Marxists, I actually know what I'm talking about.
>250 posts of autistic Marxist screeching later
>This thread has been pruned or deleted

[Anonymous No.8990974]

>>8990949
Joke's on you, I got a hard science degree and turned to lit because I graduated without being taught any literature, history, or philosophy.

[Anonymous No.8990977]

>>8990949
I'm studying at a STEM degree...and I don't consider myself a book expert

[Anonymous No.8990979]

>>8990949

Actually the attitude is more like

>Haha I actually read books unlike most of /lit/
>See, I can appreciate classics and bestsellers and genre fiction
>I'm totally not a pseud because I don't pretend to like this long boring book unlike you pseuds
>i don't need to read literary criticism. I'm not stupid enough to be told what to think!
>aren't I so much better and smarter than the rest of /lit/? I'm so not pretentious at all!

[Anonymous No.8990983]

>>8990965
>thinking you've talked to actual marxists when you haven't heard "marxism doesn't work on paper"
>thinking you'd remember the rest of the thread if you were in a marxist drinking thread
icepick yourself, you're not worth sending anyone after you

[Anonymous No.8990986]

>>8990949
This is literally the idea of this board that someone would have if the only read the name of it.

My version is
>Muh Greeks
>The trilogy
>Translationcucks
>X writer thread
>Why can't I read/write more consistently?
>Not like its going anywhere

[Anonymous No.8990988]

>>8990979
>not reading lit crit
your aunt sally's falling down and needs more casual french which lit crit would certainly give her

[Anonymous No.8990990]

>>8990949
Is is one autistic anon or just a collective phenomenon of autistic anons that keep posting these kinds of threads?

[Anonymous No.8990995]

>>8990990
/lit/'s only three people. there's a faggot, a dyke, and one lost crossboarder they try to fuck

[Autist No.8991005]

>>8990990
Please let this thread die so I can start my own

[Anonymous No.8991010]

>help! there's no light in this nutshell I can't read anything now

[Anonymous No.8991013]

>>8990986
adding
>hey /lit/, this is a /pol/ bait thread but I'm disguising it as a /lit/ thread by asking for a book, please nibble
>lol /lit/ ur a bunch of dorks XD (see: OP)
>i come from elsewhere, tell me about ]walrus/spoogsmann/ebola/etc.]
>i come from elsewhere, what is the [anime/movie/album/etc.] of literature
>rate my bookshelf am I cool yet