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897717 No.897717 [Reply] [Original]

Hey /lit/! Let's write a book!

>00 - Protagonist -
>11 - Love Interest -
>22 - Affable Sidekick -
>33 - Antagonist -
>44 - Antagonist's Right Hand Man -
>55 - The Comic Relief -
>66 - The Ensemble Darkhorse -
>77 - The Tag-Along Annoying Character -
>88 - The Turncoat -
>99 - The Awesome Wise Guy -

>> No.897722

hopefully i get to be the protagonists right hand in a jerk off novel

>> No.897724

how do you expect this to work?

>> No.897726
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>> No.897730
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>> No.897734

>>897722
I suppose affable sidekick works...

>> No.897735
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897735

Roland Deschain all up in this bitch

>> No.897736
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>> No.897738

>00 - Protagonist -
>11 - Love Interest -
>22 - Affable Sidekick - A Guy Who Wants to Jack of the Protagonist
>33 - Antagonist -
>44 - Antagonist's Right Hand Man -
>55 - The Comic Relief -
>66 - The Ensemble Darkhorse -
>77 - The Tag-Along Annoying Character -
>88 - The Turncoat -
>99 - The Awesome Wise Guy -

>> No.897740
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>> No.897741
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>> No.897745

wtf.
how to play?

>> No.897746
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>>897738
>Off, sorry

>> No.897749
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>> No.897751

I am the Turncoat

>> No.897752
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>> No.897753
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Hunter S Thompson, not Johnny Depp please and thank you

>> No.897762
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The Thinker and his bitches all up in what nothing

>> No.897771
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897771

00 get

>> No.897775
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897775

Horatio Hornblower don't take shit from nobody

>> No.897776
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>> No.897777

Trap McShemale

>> No.897779
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897779

The goddamn Terminator

>> No.897782

>00 - Protagonist -
>11 - Love Interest -
>22 - Affable Sidekick - A Guy Who Wants to Jack of the Protagonist
>33 - Antagonist -
>44 - Antagonist's Right Hand Man -
>55 - The Comic Relief -
>66 - The Ensemble Darkhorse -
>77 - The Tag-Along Annoying Character - Trap McShemale
>88 - The Turncoat -
>99 - The Awesome Wise Guy -

>> No.897785
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>> No.897789

>>897782
I like where this is going.
And if doubles, a giant talking penis.

>> No.897793
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897793

Inspector Javert baby, awh hell yeah

>> No.897797
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>> No.897798
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>> No.897799

george orwell

>> No.897800
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>>897793
Pff, simply Javert?

Every single fucking character in Victor Hugo's Les Miserables

>> No.897801

James Joyce.

>> No.897802

Lady Gaga

>> No.897804

>>897800
OUR BOOK!

STARRING,

ALL OF LES MISERABLES

EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM

>> No.897814

>00 - Protagonist - Every Single Character in Les Miserables
>11 - Love Interest -
>22 - Affable Sidekick - A Guy Who Wants to Jack Off Every Character In Les Miserables
>33 - Antagonist -
>44 - Antagonist's Right Hand Man -
>55 - The Comic Relief -
>66 - The Ensemble Darkhorse -
>77 - The Tag-Along Annoying Character - Trap McShemale
>88 - The Turncoat -
>99 - The Awesome Wise Guy - George Orwell

>> No.897815
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SUPER TO THE MAX

>> No.897818
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>> No.897820
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I've got your back, Les Miserables!

>> No.897823
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>> No.897825
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This just might now be the greatest topic known to man.

Oh, and the Doctor

>> No.897826
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897826

Wizard Howl

>> No.897830
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I'll get you little shits.

>> No.897833

fascist bandit armies.

>> No.897836
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Thomas Pynchon

>> No.897838
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897838

IT'S TIME TO D-D-D-D-DUEL

>> No.897840

The Industrial-Industrial Complex

>> No.897843
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Dr McNinja

>> No.897845

The Black Panthers

>> No.897847

Hazel from Watership Down

>> No.897848
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>> No.897849
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>>897825
Don't you mean this Doctor?

>> No.897853
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Movie review critic Armond White. Known for being a complete asshat.

He's also stupid.

>> No.897855
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897855

yes

>> No.897856

niggers

>> No.897863

The Population of Mitchell, Wisconsin

>> No.897866
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Reinhard von Lohengramm

>> No.897869
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>> No.897872

>00 - Protagonist - Every Single Character in Les Miserables
>11 - Love Interest -
>22 - Affable Sidekick - A Guy Who Wants to Jack Off Every Character In Les Miserables
>33 - Antagonist -
>44 - Antagonist's Right Hand Man -
>55 - The Comic Relief - A Couple Having Pretty Raunchy Leather-clad Sex
>66 - The Ensemble Darkhorse -
>77 - The Tag-Along Annoying Character - Trap McShemale
>88 - The Turncoat -
>99 - The Awesome Wise Guy - George Orwell

>> No.897873

CNN Anchor Rick Sanchez, host of "RIck's List"

>> No.897877
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I LOVE YOU JESUS CHAAAAAARRRRRRRIIIIIISTTTT

>> No.897878

The Motherfucking Devil

>> No.897880

Batman

>> No.897881
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>> No.897882

>>897877
Incestuous Hipster Imouto?

>> No.897888

Rick Deckard

>> No.897889

And /lit/.

>> No.897890
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>> No.897892
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Kane

>> No.897895

>00 - Protagonist - Every Single Character in Les Miserables
>11 - Love Interest -
>22 - Affable Sidekick - A Guy Who Wants to Jack Off Every Character In Les Miserables
>33 - Antagonist -
>44 - Antagonist's Right Hand Man -
>55 - The Comic Relief - A Couple Having Pretty Raunchy Leather-clad Sex
>66 - The Ensemble Darkhorse - Reinhard von Lohengramm
>77 - The Tag-Along Annoying Character - A Trap named Trap McShemale, who is actual Jesus Christ
>88 - The Turncoat - Rick Deckard
>99 - The Awesome Wise Guy - George Orwell

>> No.897897
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Nic Cage bitcches

>> No.897898
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>> No.897900

Suicide Bomber

>> No.897904
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>>897900
I think we can all agree that the entire cast of Les Miserables is better

>> No.897905

HAL 9000

>> No.897906

2 most recent lists exclude the antagonist.

>> No.897911
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Do you remember when? We used to sing:

>> No.897912
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>> No.897913

Tyrone Slothrop's penis

>> No.897914
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David Bowie baby

>> No.897917
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Oh God, we need a love interest for the entire cast of les miserables.

...

I've got it.

DEMOCRACY!

>> No.897919
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>> No.897920

>>897904
What about the entire cast of Les Miserables... cast into poverty... adopted into islamic mosques... becoming suicide bombers?

>> No.897921

>>897911
Who?

Oh, and sorry

>00 - Protagonist - Every Single Character in Les Miserables
>11 - Love Interest -
>22 - Affable Sidekick - A Guy Who Wants to Jack Off Every Character In Les Miserables
>33 - Antagonist - Facist Bandit Armies
>44 - Antagonist's Right Hand Man -
>55 - The Comic Relief - A Couple Having Pretty Raunchy Leather-clad Sex
>66 - The Ensemble Darkhorse - Reinhard von Lohengramm
>77 - The Tag-Along Annoying Character - A Trap named Trap McShemale, who is actual Jesus Christ
>88 - The Turncoat - Rick Deckard
>99 - The Awesome Wise Guy - George Orwell

Goddamn Batman if this doubles

>> No.897922

OH GOD THIS BOOK IS HORRIBLE!

>> No.897924
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Next post to get doubles is the real love interest.

I nominate Louis XIV.

>> No.897926

You know, I can actually see this being a sequel. A real Victor Hugo novel. Written in 19th century french.

>> No.897933
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i hate chemistry but i love you

>> No.897934
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>> No.897935

Alright, OP here and the one keeping up with this all, next to get doubles gets us love interest since I honestly have no clue who the fuck that is. Oh, and afterwords, right hand man as well.

>> No.897937

>>897933
>>897911
satan confirmed for love interest

>> No.897938
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ADMIRAL WILLIAM ADAMA

>> No.897944
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>>897937
Okay, thanks, now that I know that.

>00 - Protagonist - Every Single Character in Les Miserables
>11 - Love Interest - Satan
>22 - Affable Sidekick - A Guy Who Wants to Jack Off Every Character In Les Miserables
>33 - Antagonist -
>44 - Antagonist's Right Hand Man -
>55 - The Comic Relief - A Couple Having Pretty Raunchy Leather-clad Sex
>66 - The Ensemble Darkhorse - Reinhard von Lohengramm
>77 - The Tag-Along Annoying Character - A Trap named Trap McShemale, who is actual Jesus Christ
>88 - The Turncoat - Rick Deckard
>99 - The Awesome Wise Guy - George Orwell

Oh, and Nic Cage is pretty cool guy

>> No.897947
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>> No.897949
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>> No.897950

>>897944
oh god oh man oh god oh man oh god oh man oh god oh man oh god oh man oh god oh man oh god oh man oh god oh man oh god oh man oh god oh man oh god oh man oh god oh man oh god oh man oh god oh man oh god oh man oh god oh man oh god oh man oh god oh man oh god oh man oh god oh man oh god oh man oh god oh man oh god oh man oh god oh man oh god oh man oh god oh man oh god oh man oh god oh man oh god oh man oh god oh man oh god oh man oh god oh man oh god oh man oh god oh man oh god oh man oh god oh man oh god oh man oh god oh man oh god oh man oh god oh man oh god oh man oh god oh man oh god oh man oh god oh man oh god oh man oh god oh man oh god oh man oh god oh man oh god oh man oh god oh man oh god oh man oh god oh man oh god oh man oh god oh man

>> No.897951

>>897944
Nic Cage, henchman extraordinaire!

>> No.897953

ALRIGHT! WE HAVE OUR BOOK!


>00 - Protagonist - Every Single Character in Les Miserables
>11 - Love Interest - Satan
>22 - Affable Sidekick - A Guy Who Wants to Jack Off Every Character In Les Miserables
>33 - Antagonist - Facist Bandit Armies
>44 - Antagonist's Right Hand Man - Nicolas Cage
>55 - The Comic Relief - A Couple Having Pretty Raunchy Leather-clad Sex
>66 - The Ensemble Darkhorse - Reinhard von Lohengramm
>77 - The Tag-Along Annoying Character - A Trap named Trap McShemale, who is actual Jesus Christ
>88 - The Turncoat - Rick Deckard
>99 - The Awesome Wise Guy - George Orwell

Yay!

>> No.897957

>>897953
now we just have to use necromancy to get victor hugo up from sitting on his worm infested ass

>> No.897958

What are we going to call this monstrosity?

>> No.897959
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Scruffy, the janitor.

>> No.897966

Gonna contine this
>First Set of Doubles - Author
>Second Set - Title
>Third Set - Subtitle
>Fourth Set - Basic Plot Summary
>Fifth Set - TWEEST
>Sixth Set - Critical reception
>Seventh Set - Film Adaptation Directed By

>> No.897968

>>897715

wWw.AnOLoLtALk.SE rEPlace lOl_wITH_n
yeuqn gma vje cc e xzny gcufm tezgi oc

>> No.897971

>>897966
Author: Gotta Contine This. GCT.

>> No.897972

>>897958
the turd that /lit/ shat out.

>> No.897973
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David Cronenberg

If you want, he can direct the film adapation if he gets Doubles

>> No.897975

Incestuous Butthurt: A love story

>> No.897978

>>897958
Finnegans Rainbow.

>> No.897979

Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett

>> No.897980

YOU!

>> No.897982

Pure and utter dogshit.

>> No.897983

>>897966
>>897966
>>897966

FYI, here's what we're going for now.

>> No.897984

an image board full of 12 year olds.

>> No.897985

>>897958
Citizen Kane 2: Bring the Kane

>> No.897987

Victor Hugo and Voltaire

>> No.897988

The fucking turd

>> No.897989

niggers

>> No.897990
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897990

The cast of Hoshi no Samidare.

>> No.897992

Bruce Banner with a foreward by Tony Stark

>> No.897993

>>897988
Nope.

>> No.897995
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>>897988
Man, that isn;t an author

And Nic Cage.

>> No.897996

>>897953
So... group of french revolutionary suicide bombers have converted to islam in a crazy alternate world. they are all competing for the love of god, who is actually satan, who will grant them their selfish wish. They face the oppressive fascist regime, led by faceless bandits who ride on steampunk french camels. meanwhile, a guy, part of these bandit 'policemen', wants to jack off the main characters (an ensemble cast) so that they cannot go to heaven. however, he falls in platonic love with some of them, and he is at odds with his moral justice. Nicholas Cage is an independent bounty hunter, trained by Rick Deckard, and hired by the bandit fascists.

>> No.897997

The book is written by James Joyce and edited by Thomas Pynchon

>> No.897998

My ass.

>> No.897999

Metal Gear Solid 2

>> No.898001
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MIKE MEYERS

>> No.898002

the turd that /lit/ shat out

>> No.898004

Newton wrote this.

>> No.898007

Sasha Grey

>> No.898008

>>897999
THAT'S NOT AN AUTHOR

Author: Mark Z. Danielewski (with an intro by Trajan, Emperor of Rome)

>> No.898009

Critical Reception of this book is unknown, there is only one copy, and it belongs to the author, Phillip K Dick.

>> No.898010

Stephanie Meyer

>> No.898013

Ian Fleming guys, it'll be grate

>> No.898014

Pretty sure Stephanie Meyer wrote this.

>> No.898015
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>> No.898016

Ayn R***

>> No.898018
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Hunter S Thompson Baby

>> No.898019

The book was written by the Prophet Muhammad (Peace Be Upon Him).

>> No.898020

oh god what is this shit I don't even

>> No.898022

A World as You've Never Imagined It Starring Chow Yun Fat

>> No.898023

A fag.

>> No.898024

>>898022
Not an Author ;_;

>> No.898025

Author: a piece of turd/victor hugo

Title: METAL GEAR SOLID 2

>> No.898026
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898026

I like Hunter S Thompson.

Oh, and if doubles, let's have this be the twist.

>> No.898027

justin beebs

>> No.898029
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sounds like something i would write!

>> No.898030

God.

>> No.898031

I swear to God, Stone Cold Steve Austin wrote this.

>> No.898032

sasha grey

>> No.898033

ayn rand

>> No.898034

>>898024
Subtitle

>> No.898036

>>898033
At least we know it will have a cult-like following.

>> No.898037
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>> No.898039

the mom walks in on the main character masturbating, plot unfolds.

>> No.898040

>>898033
Godamnit you faggot...

>> No.898042

Ulysses 2: A rainbow house on leaves of MUSIC

>> No.898043

Who is going to write this novel exactly?

>> No.898044

>>898037
44 get

>> No.898046

>>898033


awwwww yeah

>> No.898047

Atlas Puked.

>> No.898048

>>897996
this shall be the basic pIot summary

>> No.898049

no one is right, everyone is wrong.

>> No.898050

The title of the book is "44 Get"

It's subtitle is "The Final Battle"

>> No.898051

Gay sex

>> No.898052

dude you suck, uninstall word.

>> No.898053

What am I reading?

>> No.898054

My Secret Life inside Victor Hugo

>> No.898055

les Miserables 2: Ayn Rand uses Victor Hugo's penis as a dildo

also,

>>897996

>> No.898056
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>> No.898057

OP here, so are we decided that this will be a sequel to Les Miserables and will be written by both Victor Hugo and Ayn Rand?

>> No.898059

"44 Get: les Miserables 2: Ayn Rand uses Victor Hugo's penis as a dildo"

By Ayn Rand

>> No.898060

Les Miserables 2: EVERYONE'S GETTING RAPED

>> No.898062

Only fags read this book

>> No.898063

Les Miserables 2: Jean Valjean and the Temple of Doom

>> No.898064

>Sidekick
>Antagonist
>Comic Relief
>Tag-Along Annoying Character

Holy shit. Remind me never to write a story with you.

>> No.898065

As for the plot...

group of french revolutionary suicide bombers have converted to islam in a crazy alternate world. they are all competing for the love of god, who is actually satan, who will grant them their selfish wish. They face the oppressive fascist regime, led by faceless bandits who ride on steampunk french camels. meanwhile, a guy, part of these bandit 'policemen', wants to jack off the main characters (an ensemble cast) so that they cannot go to heaven. however, he falls in platonic love with some of them, and he is at odds with his moral justice. Nicholas Cage is an independent bounty hunter, trained by Rick Deckard, and hired by the bandit fascists.

>> No.898068
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>>898062
that could be said about every book ever conceived on /lit/

>> No.898069

Les Miserables II: Atlas Shat.

>> No.898070

Les Miserables 2: The Collector's Edition

>> No.898074

Les Miserables II: OP is a faggot.

>> No.898075

Les Miserables 2: The Time Machine and Electric Sheep

>> No.898077

FUCK YOU THIS BOOK IS ABOUT ELECTRONS

>> No.898079

>>898077
Wow.

>> No.898080

The TWEEST is that Cosette is actually a cyborg.

>> No.898081
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Les Miserables 2: Fucking Batman Swoops in at the End

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>> No.898083

A Love Story

>> No.898084

Wow, I think I've gotten 6 doubles so far in this thread. YAY FOR SLOW BOARDS AND BEING ONE OF THE FEW PEOPLE PLAYING AT 2:09 AM FUCKING NEW JERSEY

>> No.898085

So, I'm just going to assume that everyone wants to call it Les Miserables 2, even though every died at the end of Les Miserables

>> No.898088

or, how I learned to love the cock.

>> No.898091

THIS BOOK IS A PULITZER PRIZE WINNER

FOR NONFICTION LITERATURE

>> No.898093

No one dies.

>> No.898094

>>898085
>>898085
I think that will work, dude who I assume is OP

>> No.898097

The movie will be directed by Clint Eastwood and Peter Jackson.

>> No.898100

>>898085
See >>898077 (title)
and >>898088 (subtitle)

>> No.898102

>>898097
nah, i think m night

>> No.898104

ELECTRONS: How I learned to love the cock

by Ayn Rand

>> No.898109

This book will be directed by M Night Shamamalaamlamalmalalan

>> No.898110

i'm so bored without you dz

>> No.898115

Once upon a time every single character in les miserables was jerking off to a picture of Satan while a guy was jerking off to them when all of a sudden fascist bandit armies came in and Nicolas cage who was in the pay of the fascist bandits while Reinhard von Lohengramm stood in the background and a trap was being annoying while reck Deckard was 12 and what is a turncoat as a couple had leather clad sex which was really funny as George orwell summed up the situation perfectly the end.

>> No.898118

It's more or less about Dr. Dre's tumultuous upbringing, as well as the various trials he faced in Medical School.

>> No.898119

This book is about dildos.

>> No.898120

AYN: RAND

BY AYN RAND

STARRING AYN RAND

DIRECTED BY AYN RAND

CRITIQUED BY AYN RAND

>> No.898121

m night shalaymadingidoong

>> No.898131

LES MISERABLES II - By Victor Hugo and Ayn Rand

After the end of Les Miserables, through the power of Jean Valjean's secret lover, Satan, they all return to France is this epic tale of romance and insanity. Facist Bandit Armies rage across the Perisian countryside, and it's up to Jean Valjean, Inspector Javert, Cosette, Eponine, Marius, and the rest of the gang to team up with a man who wishes to jack them all off for eternal peace. Of course, little do they know, that within their ranks, mutiny is brewing, led by the evil Nicolas Cage and traitorus Rick Deckard, who in an act of sheer evil slaughtered George Orwell within the manor of Reinhard von Lohengramm. It's up to the gang to team up together, learn to love, and find out who is behind the ever advancing Facist Bandit Armies.

There we go.

>> No.898132

So what are we on now? Plot?

>> No.898139

>>898132
Actually, I really like >>898131 's plot, mainly because they call the cast of Les Miserables "our gang"

>> No.898140

The cast of Les Miserables goes head to head with Fascism and bad acting.

It's great fun.

>> No.898143

>>898132
does it even matter now? the plot is the author and the author is the title and the director is the critic

>> No.898144

>>898131
No mention of Trap McShemale?

>> No.898151

The book is shortlisted for the National Book Award and receives second place at the Ayn Rand Institute's semi-annual "Write Like Queen Rand!" competition.

>> No.898157

uwe boll?

>> No.898158

>>898144
Eh, it was removed from the synopsis due to the Catholic Church's attempts to ban the book. She'll be on the cover, though.

>> No.898159

we use the first gets

Author: the fucking turd
Title: metal gear solid 2
Subtitle: the world as you’ve never imagined it starring Chow Yun Fat
Plot summary: ayn rand
Reception: 44 get

>> No.898160

>>898158
>she

>> No.898170

M NIGHT GET

>> No.898172

Directed by Seth MacFarlane and Ben Stiller ;_;

>> No.898180

Directed by WT Snacks

>> No.898188

Orson Welles.

>> No.898189

>>898159
I think we can all agree that the gets were awful and taht they should be forgotten for LES MISERABLES 2

>> No.898193

>>898189
Agreed, but Orson Welles is directing the movie. No one else can handle it.

>> No.898199

HEY OP! I HAVE A BETTER IDEA FOR HOW TO WRITE A BOOK! LETS MAKE A THREAD, AND EVERY POST IS THE NEXT WORD IN THE BOOK. IT WILL BE WAY BETTER THAN WHATEVER BOOK YOU CAN CREATE THROUGH YOUR METHOD.

>> No.898200

I like Orson directing it, he's a good guy

>> No.898201

A better subtitle would be WAKE UP SHEEPLE

>> No.898212

Now what do we do?

>> No.898221

>>898212
we go to sleep

>> No.898223

>>898212
I'll make the book cover

>> No.899464

GERMANYBUMP

>> No.899470

Ayn Rand.

This fucking thread will be up all week if it has to be completed.

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>> No.899836

Random turkish guy

>> No.899946

A bear riding a motorcycle

>> No.899951

A bear with Chainsaws for hands and attached to his head is a large cannon he can fire with his mind.

>> No.899960

The spirit of a dead martial arts master, written in such a way that it's unclear whether it's a hallucination or not.

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