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Writers of /lit/, let have some fun.

Let do and old creative writing activity, where we write a story one sentence at a time. I'll start:

Horatio and Travis walked into the bar that night.

>> No.896948

>>896942
The Man-Trap was a favored haunt of homosexuals and every Friday the two would go and dance awhile.

>> No.896947

Horatio crawled to the top of a bar stool, wobbling all the way, and brushed the sawdust off of his pants.

>> No.896971

>>896947

and screamed "NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS!!!"

>> No.896973

>>896971
/ignorant twit

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>>896971

>> No.896977

>>896971
you had to know that was inevitable.

>> No.896978

The owner of the Man-Trap, Vernon Lee Cracker, was secretly the Grand Cyclops of his local KKK Klavern, who had named his bar after the last words Abe Lincoln heard before being shot---as he frequently told the members of his Klavern, "You sockdologizing old man-trap!" was the laugh line in "Our American Cousin" which had enabled John Wilkes Booth to enter the presidential box at Ford's Theater without being heard.

>> No.896983

>>896977
>>896976
>>896973
Disapprovalmind

>> No.896982

The bartender still had blood stains on his shirt

>> No.896981

inb4 The Penis Was

>> No.896986

>>896971


-sigh-

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>>896947

Horatio crawled to the top of a bar stool, wobbling all the way, and brushed the sawdust off of his pants.

His partner sat on the stool next to him. Looking over he motioned towards Horatio's dirty pants. "Maybe you should try getting them cleaned."

Horatio ignored him. He reached into his pocket to pay for a beer, only to find he had no cash left. Money was tight lately with the alimony payments.

"Frank, it looks like I've...
already been taken to the cleaners."

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

>> No.896999

What Vernon Lee Cracker did not know was that Horatio and Travis had, in their locked titanium briefcase, definitive proof that Abraham Lincoln was a homo!

>> No.897000

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>> No.897007

Aquaman Jr. titled his cowboy hat towards the two strangers, having heard the password, and said "So are you the two boys having trouble with the lemon drop trolls?"

>> No.897014

Horatio gave the response which had been given him by his NKVD spymasters: "I have been sucking lemon drop trolls all night in this place, and they taste awful." Then he offered his hand in a secret Masonic handshake.

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>>896942

Bad ripoff from The Penis Was

>> No.897056

This ought to be done in strings of quoted posts, with the longest one 'winning'.