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is competitive sport just a simulation of war?

>> No.8939339

>>8939337
War is a simulation of sex.

>> No.8939341

>>8939339
Sex is a simulation of death.

>> No.8939354

>>8939341
Death is a simulation of God.

>> No.8939358

>>8939354
God is a simulation of man.

>> No.8939362

I like dicks in my mouth.

>> No.8939381

>>8939358
Man is a simulation of monkeys.

>> No.8939386

>>8939337
>is competitive sport just a simulation of war?
yes, now enlighten me as to why man alleviates himself from war

>> No.8939393

>>8939381
Monkeys are a simulation of Charles Darwin.

>> No.8939395

>>8939393
I like cocks in my mouth.

>> No.8939401

>>8939337
>>8939362
>>8939395
GTFO OP, this thread is now ours

>> No.8939429
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>>8939393
Charles Darwin is a simulation of Satan.

>> No.8939448

>>8939429
Satan is a simulation of the greatest adversary, your own self improvement as the unscalable mountain.

>> No.8939463

>>8939448
Scaling mountains is a simulation of competitive sport.

>> No.8939476
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8939476

>>8939463
is competitive sport just a simulation of war?

>> No.8939488

>>8939476
War is a simulation of sex.

>> No.8939492

>>8939488
Sex is a simulation of birth

>> No.8939493
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8939493

>>8939488
is competitive sport just a simulation of war?

>> No.8939497

>>8939492
Both birth, and sex, are simulations of your mom.

>> No.8939501

>>8939497
is competitive sport just a simulation of war?

>> No.8939513
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8939513

Is competitive sex just a simulation of sport?

>> No.8939527

Is apple juice just a simulation of orange juice?

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8940084

Is a day a simulation of a life?