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8931996 No.8931996 [Reply] [Original]

How would you improve the Bible, /lit/? Remove all those boring genealogies of people no one cares about? More sexy bits like Song of Solomon? Make God's character more consistent?

>> No.8932002

>>8931996
>God wrote it
>God is perfect
>therefore the book is perfect

try again, reddit scum atheist degenerate

>> No.8932014

>>8932002
God also wrote your DNA but it didn't stop you from having Down Syndrome

>> No.8932018

Replace the books with the Corpus Platonicum.

>> No.8932049

>>8931996

Get rid of the new testament. As some anon said in another thread it's just glorified fanfiction.

>> No.8932098
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8932098

Done.

>>8932049
The apocrypha, too.

>> No.8932109

>>8932014
Kek

>> No.8932634

>>8932014
B T F O
T F O F
F B O T
O F T B

>> No.8932640

>>8932014
holy...